| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 6:34 PM |
| Comments: | I can't publish those
pics Steven. However, there are 2 of Chris with his head superimposed
onto a telletubby somewhere on the site. They're under extras... http://www.htfc-world.com/extras/*.jpg The * is the name of the 5th teletubby we assigned for him. Go fetch. |
| Full Name: | Sabina |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 5:09 PM |
| Comments: | I is well missin' you. |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 4:44 PM |
| Comments: | Thanks Sab ... I miss you too |
| Full Name: | Steven |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 2:28 PM |
| Comments: | When r u going to put up those pictures of me Dan. I can't to be (in)famous around the Huddersfield area |
| Full Name: | Sabina |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 2:04 PM |
| Comments: | I've not contributed lately and would just like to say one thing...BORING. Sorry. |
| Full Name: | Stewart Patterson |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 12:05 PM |
| Comments: | I think that guys right. I saw that fella Burns play a couple of weeks ago and he looks hot!!! Give youth a shot as we may have the next Michael Owen or Richie Humphries |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 7:45 AM |
| Comments: | I think that Bolton are the better team from Huddersfield, Birmingham, Wolves and Man City. Take away Hignett from Barnsley and I reckon Bolton are better than them too. Should Wanderers get in to the play-offs then they've got more of a chance than Town (especially with Smith, Gorre, Monkou, Irons, Gray, A.Armstrong etc etc injured). We shall see ... |
| Full Name: | Bolton fan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 7:20 AM |
| Comments: | The match report is
very, very funny. Brilliant. I would wish you luck for Sunday, but I hope
you lose....but if you do make it, I hope you go up. Don't want the tractor
boys or the Brummies in the Prem. |
| Full Name: | Neil |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 7:10 AM |
| Comments: | Tell me more about this Richy Burns. Is he the lad thats currently in towns youth team |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/4/2000, 3:19 AM |
| Comments: | Frankly I reckon John Dickens would give Walt Disney a clean bill of health and pass him through a fitness test to play on Sunday. It might actually be more beneficial to have a cryogenically frozen head out there on the field rather than Craig Armstrong. |
| Full Name: | R Bornad |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/3/2000, 8:34 PM |
| Comments: | Towns only chance for sucess IS if Gorre the god) IS BACK FOR ACTIVITY BEFOR FULHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Full Name: | Mr al Fayed |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/3/2000, 8:34 PM |
| Comments: | I sorry to say but although we missed out on our deserved place in the premiership we are still going to beat u on saturday. I am also sorry to announce that richy bonad burns will be signing YTS forms for fulham tomorrow |
| Full Name: | Markus Stewart |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/3/2000, 8:28 PM |
| Comments: | Town are rubbish They do niot have any decent players bar Steve Jenkins and Deloroy Facey. Saying that i think the up and coming younster Richy Burns could be a hit in the future |
| Full Name: | Smithills |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/3/2000, 8:04 PM |
| Comments: | What a great site!
Glad to see that humour is alive and well in the good old U.K. Mind you
,after the thrashing that COUNTY..MIGHT STOCKPORT COUNTY...laid on you
:-)...you got lucky today with Bolton.You still might make the play-offs. Regards...From a sunny British Columbia,Canada.....Smithills |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/3/2000, 7:02 AM |
| Comments: | Matt - I talk garbage. You sell garbage. |
| Full Name: | Mark (Forever PVFC) |
| Home Page: | http://www.btinternet.com/~mark.whitby |
| Date and Time: | 5/2/2000, 3:54 PM |
| Comments: | Good site, good team, good chairman with brains. Can we have him at the Vale? I just wish we had the sense and chairman you had to sack Horton. |
| Full Name: | Tony |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/2/2000, 3:15 PM |
| Comments: | I like MCD's garbage |
| Full Name: | Bill Bickerstaff |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/2/2000, 2:45 PM |
| Comments: | Come on youc mighty blues |
| Full Name: | Matt |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/2/2000, 12:47 PM |
| Comments: | Is Mi Chun Der supposed to be funny or is he just supposed to talk garbage? |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/2/2000, 6:31 AM |
| Comments: | Poor Mi, Town are sending him insaner with each and every performance |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 5/2/2000, 6:29 AM |
| Comments: | YIF YIF YIF YIF YIF!!! IT ALL BE PLOY TO RID ME FROM CHUCKLE BROTHER VIDEO CONTEST. THEY MEAN TO DO IT TO SEND ME BACK TO DARK PLACE WITH NO NOSE AND ONLY BROTHER BEING ROCK FROM IGLOO WHERE ORACLE DRANK FINE DILLWEED. GDDAARGH HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO COPE WITH SUCH INCONTENENCE I DEMAND HOT SCRUB FROM NURSE. SHE MOP BROW WITH HOT CRAB FROM DESERT WHO STOP LOOKING AT THOSE WELLIES AND THERE SHOUTING FROM PREPACKED SANDWICHES - SHOESHINE SHOESHINE SHOESHINE SPANNERS ALL OF YOU ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH |
| Full Name: | Wayne Sharpe |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/29/2000, 5:16 AM |
| Comments: | Funny stuff. As a Bolton fan (living in the States) may I wish you luck in the playoffs if we don't catch you. |
| Full Name: | Coffee34 |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/28/2000, 5:44 PM |
| Comments: | I don't think much to the new badge! What's wrong with the old one anyway? |
| Full Name: | BuBBa Bolton |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/28/2000, 7:42 AM |
| Comments: | Great site, I,ve had to change my pants because there so wet. One querey though....Steve Bruce's nose is silly.....It should be more bent. Keep up the good work. I hope you get to the Prem. if we don't |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/28/2000, 6:36 AM |
| Comments: | The crowd/speaker thing
is indeed sad. It was started a couple of games ago and wants stopping
ASAP. I haven't heard anybody say anything positive about it yet and if
it continues tomorrow in the Stockport game then you can bet your backside
I'll be taking the mick out of it in the report. PS Thanks for the comments but according to the league table we've got more talent than all but 5 of the other division 1 clubs ;-) |
| Full Name: | Chris |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/28/2000, 6:13 AM |
| Comments: | Taff, Brilliant report
on the Bolton game, had me pissing myself. You've got a lot of talent
(shame your team hasn't). What's the deal with piping the crowd through the PA system though at the Mac? Slightly bizarre, definately sad. Cheers |
| Full Name: | Andy S |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/28/2000, 2:59 AM |
| Comments: | top site, report of Bolton game had me in stitches. not as much as the rantings of some of your deluded supporters who think that the Mac is as good as the Reebok though (fair point re. car park) |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/27/2000, 10:31 AM |
| Comments: | Thanks Kristian - I saw it had gone down well on the Bolton message board but had deleted my password so could only view the responses rather than post a message of thanks. |
| Full Name: | Kristian Henson |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/27/2000, 9:46 AM |
| Comments: | Best Football site I have seen so far...This coming from a Bolton Fan as well. Even after the un-baised match report!! Great Laugh |
| Full Name: | Dieter Pohl |
| Home Page: | http://soccerfinder.de |
| Date and Time: | 4/27/2000, 8:31 AM |
| Comments: | SOCCERFINDER Greatings from Black Forest. You have a great website! We note this on our directory with more than 4500 soccer club pages worldwide: http://soccerfinder.de/ Like You our pages? You can link us. Dieter Pohl Webmaster |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/27/2000, 5:59 AM |
| Comments: | NNNnnnnnot mmeeee who spilling milk in whale beaten ship TALKING CLOCKS MAKE POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR TOWN I SEE HEADLINES NOW. Where your worldd exists without coffee here in hospital who catchhes gravvy boaat when jookeess are all laughhing at me? STOP YOUR CRACKING SIMILIES. Cant yoou see I'm sleeping bad and tables do not wink whennm swallowed whhole? Last mimmy, and SMith is through.......ahhhhhhh the VISION THE VISIONS!!! |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/26/2000, 4:44 PM |
| Comments: | Nice one Baldric! Are
you going to take in any of the play-off games should we get there? Steven - stop trying to be a clever cloggs. We've been over this before. The times are changed so that you can use the guestbook entry as an alibi should you commit a crime. Seeing as how your tea making is criminally bad perhaps you could sign the guestbook 6 hours before making a tea tomorrow. 3:30am should give you an alibi for the morning cup. |
| Full Name: | Steven |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/26/2000, 3:40 PM |
| Comments: | Check the times on your guestbook because I sure did not sign the guestbook at the time indicated by the site |
| Full Name: | Baldric |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/26/2000, 2:46 PM |
| Comments: | Hey hey (Chris) Hay Gotta computer @ home now Still don't have time to read all the list entries tho' |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/26/2000, 1:59 PM |
| Comments: | OK, got it. That was damned funny and I hope Chris will be giving us a repeat performance every day from now on. It must've been the excitement of ordering the sandwiches - perhaps he should fit stabalisers to his chair? |
| Full Name: | Steven |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/26/2000, 12:34 PM |
| Comments: | SECRET CODED MESSAGE
FOR DAN!!! Chris Taylor falls off his chair and spills the milk all over the bench, giving the workshop the loving scent of fetid cheese for several weeks to come. Fortunately by the time I come back the smell of milk in that corner will be replaced by the stench of whale sweat, for we will have entered the summer and no fan is large and powerful enough to keep Mr. Taylor cool. |
| Full Name: | Big Sam Allardyce |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/25/2000, 6:24 PM |
| Comments: | Yes, we did score that day. You also got the Leeds Road scene wrong - it was a right hook that I delivered to Jeff's head and not a left one as you drew. |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/25/2000, 6:21 PM |
| Comments: | D'oh!You're right! Can't be bothered changing it though. It just goes to show that as time goes by my memory is starting to fool me into thinking some of Town's performances were better than in reality. Anybody remember that wonderful, spirited display during our 2-1 victory over Bolton a few days ago? |
| Full Name: | Martin "pedant" Sykes |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/25/2000, 5:31 PM |
| Comments: | Wasn't it 4-1 at Blackpool? Still, an excellent report only blemished by the bamboo shoots/fingernail advice being a bit late with only 2 games to go (+ maybe more) |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/25/2000, 5:48 AM |
| Comments: | Thai, Well be it known that your hobgobbing to my child face being like hot drum on porcopine teeth smile is in fact just a cover. YES YES YES WILMOT LOVER! We all know you is lacking somewhat in the 'tadpole consistency' down below so leave my children to suck the suds from my basin. |
| Full Name: | Taff |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/24/2000, 5:59 PM |
| Comments: | The HTFC-World guestbook without Angelina is like a Steve Jenkins without his transparent pal. |
| Full Name: | Angelina |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/24/2000, 5:53 PM |
| Comments: | Hiya...Miss me? I keep popping in here to say Hi to you guys, guess i just cant stay away hey? Thanks for your E-mail Jon..sorry to took me so long to reply mate....catchya all later....love from the one and only Angelina xx |
| Full Name: | Richard Harrington (CAFC) |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/23/2000, 7:52 PM |
| Comments: | Great Site! Excellent Charlton Match report. Just to let you know we hate cockneys too! Were from South London not East London ....doh! |
| Full Name: | Coffee34 |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 10:49 PM |
| Comments: | But Seriously Ben did you really need to put that foot note? I think most of us had already worked that one out! |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 7:22 PM |
| Comments: | I was beginning to think we'd never agree on anything Ben (15 and proud). In fact, until your incredibly accurate self-assessment at the end of your entry it looked like you might be walking away as the newly crowned Dickov winner! Unlucky. |
| Full Name: | Ben 'The Reds Are Going Up' Bailey! 15 YEARS OF AGE! |
| Home Page: | http://www.benbailey.co.uk |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 2:03 PM |
| Comments: | SO NOW YOUR GONNA BELIEVE
US... WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!!! HUDDERS-WHAT? PS I am a twat |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 1:20 PM |
| Comments: | I see your fancy has
been tickled ... hilarious! Well done Jeff you are our first winner of ... 
|
| Full Name: | Jeff |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 1:02 PM |
| Comments: | BOLTON!! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 11:54 AM |
| Comments: | Thanking you. Well,
you're still welcome to come back and see how we manage next season regardless
of which division we're in. There's always the chance of a Charlton vs
Huddersfield cup encounter too! Congrats to Chartlon who got promoted today - the only team who deserve it over the season IMHO |
| Full Name: | Kap |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/22/2000, 8:28 AM |
| Comments: | My only regret at being
promoted is that I will not be able to read yours or the Fulham match
reports next season. Superbly funny. Good luck in the play offs, hope to see you next season. Kap |
| Full Name: | andy........charlton fan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/21/2000, 5:21 AM |
| Comments: | nice cartoons! apart from john robinson our team don`t usually winge too much, but there was an air of expectancy before our game with you, which became more and more obvious that if the game was still being played even now it would still be 1-0 to you.....good luck in play-offs |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/19/2000, 6:39 PM |
| Comments: | Mi - I see 'Mini Mi' (the leftmost kid on the photo) has already developed your infamous smile! |
| Full Name: | Coffee34 |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/19/2000, 6:08 PM |
| Comments: | What the f*c* is a mopwinker?????? |
| Full Name: | Transparent Thai |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/19/2000, 8:39 AM |
| Comments: | Miss Love - be awary
of Mi Chun Der's many children. Ask go see basement of launderette and
see his 'little workforce' |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/19/2000, 3:03 AM |
| Comments: | Dearing Ms Love. Am
most in wobbling stomach to see your wanton finger scratching on memo
board. Do you have furry teeth? I find when I cut onions for tea and then
play my banjo, if I have wash after festivalities and then play banjo
again my fingers are still onion in their sinuses. I talk like rampant log in search of hot fire to create burning embers of love. Though if you are in relation to obselete 'crunchmeister' Courtney Love and her screaming band of angry mopwinkers, then I am sorry but I think we should only accommodate our eyes with tv on a merely 'hands off my gammy hand' basin. If you have strong arms big enough to carry 4 pails of water and 12 bison I book hotel cupboard now. I feeling all gippy. |
| Full Name: | Looking 4 Love |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 4/18/2000, 5:10 PM |
| Comments: | Mi Chun Der - I would like to meet up for an evening of cheese and Guinness. How about it? |