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Dan
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3/23/2000, 1:19
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Meeow!
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Chris
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3/23/2000, 6:55
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Yes, we need
to work on your spelling. And your sense of humour, too.
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Dan
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3/23/2000, 5:32
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Hmm, now we need
to work on your spelling! |
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KA
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3/23/2000, 5:24
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At last My "Mavis
Beacon Tping Course" has paid off, I find that I can now type using
the poular Upper & Lower case characters.
I feel that I must apologise for my recent scathing attack on Chris
Taylorworld's dear lady wife. I will therefore refrain from any
further outbursts. Mind you, he is still getting larger by the minute.
By the way Daniel, this page is not allowing swear words to be put
in the guestbook. In these days of political correctness, it could
be said that this site is guilty of prejudice in the case of people
with "tourette's syndrome"
so just for them: f**k, s**t, b*st*rd, fek, ar*e,
etc etc.......
I hope that tihis clarifies the need for a fully politically correct
website, not just catering for normal intelligent football fans,
even Huddersfield Town ones!!!!! (Sorry just joking)
ka |
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3/23/2000, 5:03
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i Do aPologise
for thE TYping DisCrepancy, Things hAve NOt bEEn The sAme since
my OPeraTION.....HOWEVER, i REsERVE tHE rIGHT TO insult cHris Taylorworld
At any time Because of His pRofeSSional Idioting StatuS, also, his
wife alSo looks LiKe Harry H Corbett!
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Pete
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3/22/2000, 1:58
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i know what you
mean. Graham Souness - bugger. if i remember rightly, hes the one
that had a nervous breakdown at liverpool and basically messed them
up big stylee. Ah well, one day we'll learn.
but we still whipped yo' asses in the last game. |
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Chris
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3/22/2000, 4:03
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Yes Mr Applecrumble,
Dan has signed exclusive rights over the taking of the mickey out
of me. And furthermore if we were in a bar I would say 'you're round'.
Even though you're round wherever you are. |
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Dan
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3/22/2000, 3:49
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Mr Appleton -
if anyone is going to poke fun at my good friend Mr Taylor then
it will be me and not someone who can't understand the basic rules
of letter writing.
Keyboards for Dummies - Lesson #1 - Caps Lock
KA - Please learn the effects of this key ASAP. We'll go onto lesson
#2 (removing jam, ash and ketchup from under the keys) next week.
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3/22/2000, 2:09
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I WOULD LIKE
TO OBJECT TO THE RECENT LETTER FROM MR CHRISTOPHER TAYLORWORLD,
ON THE GROUNDS THAT HE IS A FEKKIN' EEJET.
FATHER TED (DECEASED) |
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fandango
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3/21/2000, 6:19
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wicked site -
buth feep ith real, hangin wid de east sside masssive, iiiyyiii
- buyakkashak - Scotty, get working |
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Danny
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3/20/2000, 6:20
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Dead simple -
Dave (I can throw the ball to within one yard of the goal line)
Challinor is the perfect foil for Wayne (even I can't miss from
1 yard) Allison.
Well done to the bloke - he did a great job for us too but I can't
see him ever featuring in a side playing passing football and going
for promotion. |
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Ericson
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3/20/2000, 5:42
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I just found
out the other day that Wayne (I miss from 2 yards) Allison has scored
17 goals this season! 17 how the f**k did he manage that???????
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Danny
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3/20/2000, 5:23
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I thought Blackburn
would be the ideal job for Sab seeing as how she'd have all that
money at her disposal to waste as she sees fit. Still, she's probably
better qualified to spend it than Graeme Souness or Brian Kidd ...
Anyway, I have an exclusive Webcamera set up which shows us exactly
what Jack Walker is doing with his money right at this moment (pretty
much the same thing he's been doing with it ever since Blackburn
won the title) ...
Your secret's safe with me Sab :-) |
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3/20/2000, 4:08
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Pete, get back
to your coursework now!! I need you to finish it so that I can copy.
Danny, you haven't put anything about how a certain person earns
their money, thankyou, let's keep it that way.
PS. I'm not feeling well, so lots of sympathy please.
PPS. I am not becoming addicted to CM, it's sh**e |
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Pete
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3/20/2000, 2:32
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danny boy! hello
there. I think we're managing to convert sab. shes getting addicted
to Championship manager, playing as blackburn(good choice - no?!)
Cheers guvnor |
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| Date
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3/19/2000, 6:39
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Yep, I was there
at West Brom. Don't know how well I'm going to keep up with the
reports as I'll be at all the home games plus all the away games
from now until the end of the season - with the exception of Charlton
which is covered by Sky anyway. Then again I might not go to Fulham
on the last day if it's meaningless. |
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Martin
"plain,boring old text" Sykes |
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3/19/2000, 6:17
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Did you go to
West Brom, then Danny? I thought it was home only 'till Fulham?
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3/19/2000, 3:04
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I can't tell
you how he'll perform under pressure because he hit it off with
Huddersfield fans from the moment we first saw him. We do look to
have got the best deal from a financial point of view but I'd still
have Stewart back ... not for more than 2 million though ;-)
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blue
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3/19/2000, 2:17
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you stitched
up us big time with Marcus Stewart !
I hope you enjoy spending the money,all the best
George Burley. |
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Loz
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3/18/2000, 12:39
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have just checked
your wallpaper page and found Town Cow - excellent!!
i would like to offer my services as publicity agent for aforementioned
star as i think she's totally beautiful - wonder what her footie
skills are like? |
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Da
Man |
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3/17/2000, 2:02
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Anyone else see
Steve Jenkins leading former chart popsters, The Hothouse Flowers,
on TFI Friday? |
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Manuel
from Barcelona |
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3/17/2000, 7:41
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Que?
I is not under standing you engleesh or yuo to rid of Dalton, is
good bus no? |
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Mi
Chun Der |
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3/17/2000, 6:49
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THAI!!! Offal
the peabods that is in wishy washy view I never think that rancid
stench from competitor would be from foul mouth of you. There be
many evil games sent from wind of dark side of moon - Oooh , careful
with that axe, Eugene - which cause constanants to be shook from
very damnation. For egg sample lawn, petanque and broccoli. Tenty
has become more popopop version. BUT YOUR CREVICE OF ORIGAMI DATES
BACK TO 3,200 BBC - thats be more than old hag stool in framed carcass
of parents cooker - in Egypt.
Thai you whippets snitch of a leg over parsnip felcher, If you thinking
you can destroy mantlepeace you want more laugh to try attitide
death boll, the wishy wash game as predicted by the chattering lions
of kula shaker. Stand 500 foot above baying crowd of bison and aim
suds at floating levitational pin plattyplus. When sud be shot from
outlane flop down on grazing position of dead wigwam. Three hole
strikey bike to win miss! A strikey is when cousin fom Oginthorpe
come and steal fish from yoyo pond in dark. I have spare camera
and caughty fool on videogramme.
Thai!!!I challenge you to challenge on return. If I am finding you
interposing in my language and vision world, then things will turn
very very.
You have warmed bee scared... |
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3/17/2000, 3:52
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Danny,
You have mail!
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Transparent
Thai |
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| Date
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3/16/2000, 4:26
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Mr Danny is faxing
my earlobes with news that you are travelling to Untied American
States. You have warmest wishes for happy happy safe ride on flying
contraception from me.
I got ideas more than the number of your leg's hair for running
of your laundrette in absence of you and might also be trying make
clenched fist of column. Cashing till will flow over like soapy
suds from quickspin with faulty drainage clog.
Yah-hah, evil competitor! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough
extermination.
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Mi
Chun Der |
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3/16/2000, 11:18
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All this chitty
of food is making old gurgle bear arise from pit of buddha belly.
Is reminding me of joke that goes like jolly this...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are hot foot over Hounds of Damascus
field when Holmes get hot flush and ask watson to partake in purple
knuckle bash foo foo hump. So Watson agree and as he undo legs,
Holmes take out from between pipe huge jar jar of Lemon Curd. Holmes
then proceeds to rest jam jam on botty cheeks of Watson, who as
most surprised as you would be to find that to happen ask Holmes
what he do. "Ah ha", reply Holmes.
"Why it be a lemon entry my dear wart son".
HA HA HA - |
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NASA
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| Date
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3/16/2000, 10:17
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Mr Taylor - I
hear you had a slight problem with your sandwich this morning. Let
me tell you, when your local sandwich girl worked for our rocket
science department she used to make all sorts of errors when in
charge of the fuel mixtures. That's why we didn't stand in her way
when she said she was leaving to go and make sandwiches in Heckmondwike.
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Dan
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3/16/2000, 10:13
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and ... would
you like mayo with the tuna? Cos if you do you're probably better
off asking for it rather than just presuming that the two will arrive
together ... you'll only end up disappointed. Even more so if you
order it in a flatcake. |
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3/16/2000, 9:43
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Yep. And?
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B.
Elzer Bub |
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3/15/2000, 12:50
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Mr J.Paul II, thanks for buying me a sandwich today. So it'll be
my turn for the next 3 weeks until your wife gives you your £5 spending
money for the month will it? |
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Jim |
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3/15/2000, 4:10
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Loved the match
report and glad to see you have freedom of speech up there. We get
told off by the powers that be for taking the mickey out of our
players. Oh and your stadim aint too bad either, hope to be back
next year. |
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belgian
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3/14/2000, 4:10
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nice report on
the saddlers match mate. nice to see there is plenty of humour left
in yorkshire. there is certainly plenty in the black country and
we bloody need it with our board!! good luck for the rest of the
season, do your best to deny the scum from wolves and brum a place
in the premier. if you're still unlucky enough to be in the first
next season then hopefully we'll see you there. up the saddlers!!
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Jesus
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3/14/2000, 3:53
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I think if offence were to be caused by my appearance it would already
have occurred when I did some advertising for Championship Manager
a few weeks back. I hear sales did shoot through the roof the minute
I said it was worth buying.
in any case it's the Walsall report not the Fulham report ... be
careful or my dad will strike you down |
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Danny
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3/14/2000, 3:47
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I didn't Man
City fans would take the joke but they did. If that really is Steve
Jenkins and he's taken the joke then I'm impressed - top stuff.
Although it might be Steve Jenkins of Brentford, ex Southampton
in which case he took the "Le Tiss" slur quite well.
Or it could be another Steve Jenkins. Whichever, thanks for the
compliments :-) |
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Jean-Paul
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3/14/2000, 3:42
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Can I point and
tut to the use of the word 'Christ' in the Fulham report. The presence
of such a word can and will upset a great many people. I don't have
to tell you, Dunny, that the incorrect spelling of 'Christopher'
is a mistake not easily forgiven Be warned. |
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Steve
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3/14/2000, 1:33
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Excellent site
- keep up the good work. |
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The
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3/14/2000, 6:27
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Matt Le "big
nose" Tissier and Paul Dickov also spring to mind. |
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Danny
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3/13/2000, 8:16
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Yep, don't get
me wrong - I admire Claridge and think he's a top player. It doesn't
matter about your appearance if you can do the business.
... at the other end of the scale we have players like Iain Dowie
who are not very talented and look like they've been repeatedly
hit with an ugly stick. Bless him. |
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3/13/2000, 8:03
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You were right
Dan! I must say, I expected you to take all three points. You've
got to look at that one as 2 points lost rather than 1 gained.
Still, we beat Forest 2-1 so in that respect you didn't let us down!
If you get a chance to see Pompey's goals against Forrest, check
out Stevie Claridge's celebration after he scored!! He may, as you
guy's say, "look like a tramp". But he really is Pompey through
and though.
Gawd bless 'im!!!
The Corp. |
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Dan
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3/13/2000, 4:00
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Thanks Rob -
the inspiration came from Orm's Fulham site - www.ormondroyd.co.uk
(there's a direct link on the match reports page along with a link
to the site that inspired Orm)
I'd already done some cartoon pics but not the match reports.
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Rob
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3/13/2000, 3:53
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Pure Magic Danny.
Everytime the terriers have a bad result I read your match reports
and things don't seem so bad after all. Whatever gave you the idea?
Keep it up! |
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| Date
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3/11/2000, 6:35
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You posted that
1 minute before my entry! Shouldn't you be doing your coursework?
It's a pig ... with wings.
I have just noticed something about that pic - along with racism
and violence we have almost managed to stamp out moustaches from
the game of football too. I feel this is a good thing and may well
campaign on behalf of this movement!
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| Date
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3/11/2000, 6:20
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My dad has a video from 1983 which should bring back nightmares
and memories for some. Colin Russell is the bloke at the bottom
centre ... others are Peter Willis (ref), Mark Lillis (bottom left
- now Halifax manager), Brian Stanton (top right) and Sam Allardyce
(here for Millwall but played for us later and now manager of Bolton).
A spoof report would be good if I had the time :-) |
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Little
Miss |
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| Date
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3/11/2000, 6:19
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Err...just exactly
what is that thing?
It resembles something, I'm not quite sure
what though. |
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Danny
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3/11/2000, 5:45
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Hmm ... Sab the
football fan. Here's something else I'll be seeing too then ...
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3/11/2000, 2:47
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As I've recently
become such a football fan, I thought I'd say hello. Ahem.
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| Date
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3/10/2000, 7:37
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Who is Colin
Russell? Listed as one of Danny's favourite players, 'cos I've not
heard of him!. I bet he wasn't a patch on Graham Cooper!!
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| Date
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3/9/2000, 6:38
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Danny, I'm afraid
you made a mistake with the Wolves match report part 1. The bloke
from Hot Chocolate is actually former terrier Wayne Allison.
Clyde is in fact the musician bloke out of Eastenders, what's he
called, Mick? |
