Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 1:19 PM
Comments: Meeow!
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 6:55 AM
Comments: Yes, we need to work on your spelling. And your sense of humour, too.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 5:32 AM
Comments: Hmm, now we need to work on your spelling!
 
Full Name: KA
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 5:24 AM
Comments: At last My "Mavis Beacon Tping Course" has paid off, I find that I can now type using the poular Upper & Lower case characters.
I feel that I must apologise for my recent scathing attack on Chris Taylorworld's dear lady wife. I will therefore refrain from any further outbursts. Mind you, he is still getting larger by the minute.

By the way Daniel, this page is not allowing swear words to be put in the guestbook. In these days of political correctness, it could be said that this site is guilty of prejudice in the case of people with "tourette's syndrome"

so just for them: f**k, s**t, b*st*rd, fek, ar*e,
etc etc.......
I hope that tihis clarifies the need for a fully politically correct website, not just catering for normal intelligent football fans, even Huddersfield Town ones!!!!! (Sorry just joking)

ka
 
Full Name: Ka
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/23/2000, 5:03 AM
Comments: i Do aPologise for thE TYping DisCrepancy, Things hAve NOt bEEn The sAme since my OPeraTION.....HOWEVER, i REsERVE tHE rIGHT TO insult cHris Taylorworld At any time Because of His pRofeSSional Idioting StatuS, also, his wife alSo looks LiKe Harry H Corbett!

 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2000, 1:58 PM
Comments: i know what you mean. Graham Souness - bugger. if i remember rightly, hes the one that had a nervous breakdown at liverpool and basically messed them up big stylee. Ah well, one day we'll learn.
but we still whipped yo' asses in the last game.
 
Full Name: Chris 'TaylorWorld'
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2000, 4:03 AM
Comments: Yes Mr Applecrumble, Dan has signed exclusive rights over the taking of the mickey out of me. And furthermore if we were in a bar I would say 'you're round'. Even though you're round wherever you are.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2000, 3:49 AM
Comments: Mr Appleton - if anyone is going to poke fun at my good friend Mr Taylor then it will be me and not someone who can't understand the basic rules of letter writing.

Keyboards for Dummies - Lesson #1 - Caps Lock



KA - Please learn the effects of this key ASAP. We'll go onto lesson #2 (removing jam, ash and ketchup from under the keys) next week.
 
Full Name: KA
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2000, 2:09 AM
Comments: I WOULD LIKE TO OBJECT TO THE RECENT LETTER FROM MR CHRISTOPHER TAYLORWORLD, ON THE GROUNDS THAT HE IS A FEKKIN' EEJET.

FATHER TED (DECEASED)
 
Full Name: fandango
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2000, 6:19 AM
Comments: wicked site - buth feep ith real, hangin wid de east sside masssive, iiiyyiii - buyakkashak - Scotty, get working
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/20/2000, 6:20 PM
Comments: Dead simple - Dave (I can throw the ball to within one yard of the goal line) Challinor is the perfect foil for Wayne (even I can't miss from 1 yard) Allison.

Well done to the bloke - he did a great job for us too but I can't see him ever featuring in a side playing passing football and going for promotion.
 
Full Name: Ericson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/20/2000, 5:42 PM
Comments: I just found out the other day that Wayne (I miss from 2 yards) Allison has scored 17 goals this season! 17 how the f**k did he manage that???????
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/20/2000, 5:23 PM
Comments: I thought Blackburn would be the ideal job for Sab seeing as how she'd have all that money at her disposal to waste as she sees fit. Still, she's probably better qualified to spend it than Graeme Souness or Brian Kidd ... Anyway, I have an exclusive Webcamera set up which shows us exactly what Jack Walker is doing with his money right at this moment (pretty much the same thing he's been doing with it ever since Blackburn won the title) ...



Your secret's safe with me Sab :-)
 
Full Name: Little Miss
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/20/2000, 4:08 PM
Comments: Pete, get back to your coursework now!! I need you to finish it so that I can copy.
Danny, you haven't put anything about how a certain person earns their money, thankyou, let's keep it that way.
PS. I'm not feeling well, so lots of sympathy please.
PPS. I am not becoming addicted to CM, it's sh**e
 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/20/2000, 2:32 PM
Comments: danny boy! hello there. I think we're managing to convert sab. shes getting addicted to Championship manager, playing as blackburn(good choice - no?!) Cheers guvnor
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/19/2000, 6:39 PM
Comments: Yep, I was there at West Brom. Don't know how well I'm going to keep up with the reports as I'll be at all the home games plus all the away games from now until the end of the season - with the exception of Charlton which is covered by Sky anyway. Then again I might not go to Fulham on the last day if it's meaningless.
 
Full Name: Martin "plain,boring old text" Sykes
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/19/2000, 6:17 PM
Comments: Did you go to West Brom, then Danny? I thought it was home only 'till Fulham?
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/19/2000, 3:04 PM
Comments: I can't tell you how he'll perform under pressure because he hit it off with Huddersfield fans from the moment we first saw him. We do look to have got the best deal from a financial point of view but I'd still have Stewart back ... not for more than 2 million though ;-)
 
Full Name: blue bottle
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/19/2000, 2:17 PM
Comments: you stitched up us big time with Marcus Stewart !
I hope you enjoy spending the money,all the best
George Burley.
 
Full Name: Loz
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/18/2000, 12:39 PM
Comments: have just checked your wallpaper page and found Town Cow - excellent!!
i would like to offer my services as publicity agent for aforementioned star as i think she's totally beautiful - wonder what her footie skills are like?
 
Full Name: Da Man
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/17/2000, 2:02 PM
Comments: Anyone else see Steve Jenkins leading former chart popsters, The Hothouse Flowers, on TFI Friday?
 
Full Name: Manuel from Barcelona
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/17/2000, 7:41 AM
Comments: Que?
I is not under standing you engleesh or yuo to rid of Dalton, is good bus no?
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/17/2000, 6:49 AM
Comments: THAI!!! Offal the peabods that is in wishy washy view I never think that rancid stench from competitor would be from foul mouth of you. There be many evil games sent from wind of dark side of moon - Oooh , careful with that axe, Eugene - which cause constanants to be shook from very damnation. For egg sample lawn, petanque and broccoli. Tenty has become more popopop version. BUT YOUR CREVICE OF ORIGAMI DATES BACK TO 3,200 BBC - thats be more than old hag stool in framed carcass of parents cooker - in Egypt.
Thai you whippets snitch of a leg over parsnip felcher, If you thinking you can destroy mantlepeace you want more laugh to try attitide death boll, the wishy wash game as predicted by the chattering lions of kula shaker. Stand 500 foot above baying crowd of bison and aim suds at floating levitational pin plattyplus. When sud be shot from outlane flop down on grazing position of dead wigwam. Three hole strikey bike to win miss! A strikey is when cousin fom Oginthorpe come and steal fish from yoyo pond in dark. I have spare camera and caughty fool on videogramme.
Thai!!!I challenge you to challenge on return. If I am finding you interposing in my language and vision world, then things will turn very very.
You have warmed bee scared...
 
Full Name: The Corp.
Home Page: http://www.emision.fsnet.co.uk
Date and Time: 3/17/2000, 3:52 AM
Comments: Danny,

You have mail!

 
Full Name: Transparent Thai
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2000, 4:26 PM
Comments: Mr Danny is faxing my earlobes with news that you are travelling to Untied American States. You have warmest wishes for happy happy safe ride on flying contraception from me.

I got ideas more than the number of your leg's hair for running of your laundrette in absence of you and might also be trying make clenched fist of column. Cashing till will flow over like soapy suds from quickspin with faulty drainage clog.

Yah-hah, evil competitor! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination.

 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2000, 11:18 AM
Comments: All this chitty of food is making old gurgle bear arise from pit of buddha belly. Is reminding me of joke that goes like jolly this...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are hot foot over Hounds of Damascus field when Holmes get hot flush and ask watson to partake in purple knuckle bash foo foo hump. So Watson agree and as he undo legs, Holmes take out from between pipe huge jar jar of Lemon Curd. Holmes then proceeds to rest jam jam on botty cheeks of Watson, who as most surprised as you would be to find that to happen ask Holmes what he do. "Ah ha", reply Holmes.
"Why it be a lemon entry my dear wart son".
HA HA HA -
 
Full Name: NASA Employee
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2000, 10:17 AM
Comments: Mr Taylor - I hear you had a slight problem with your sandwich this morning. Let me tell you, when your local sandwich girl worked for our rocket science department she used to make all sorts of errors when in charge of the fuel mixtures. That's why we didn't stand in her way when she said she was leaving to go and make sandwiches in Heckmondwike.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2000, 10:13 AM
Comments: and ... would you like mayo with the tuna? Cos if you do you're probably better off asking for it rather than just presuming that the two will arrive together ... you'll only end up disappointed. Even more so if you order it in a flatcake.
 
Full Name: Jean Paul II
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2000, 9:43 AM
Comments: Yep. And?
 
Full Name: B. Elzer Bub
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/15/2000, 12:50 PM
Comments:

Mr J.Paul II, thanks for buying me a sandwich today. So it'll be my turn for the next 3 weeks until your wife gives you your 5 spending money for the month will it?
 
Full Name: Walsall Jim
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/15/2000, 4:10 AM
Comments: Loved the match report and glad to see you have freedom of speech up there. We get told off by the powers that be for taking the mickey out of our players. Oh and your stadim aint too bad either, hope to be back next year.
 
Full Name: belgian saddler
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2000, 4:10 PM
Comments: nice report on the saddlers match mate. nice to see there is plenty of humour left in yorkshire. there is certainly plenty in the black country and we bloody need it with our board!! good luck for the rest of the season, do your best to deny the scum from wolves and brum a place in the premier. if you're still unlucky enough to be in the first next season then hopefully we'll see you there. up the saddlers!!
 
Full Name: Jesus O. Nazareth
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2000, 3:53 PM
Comments:

I think if offence were to be caused by my appearance it would already have occurred when I did some advertising for Championship Manager a few weeks back. I hear sales did shoot through the roof the minute I said it was worth buying.

in any case it's the Walsall report not the Fulham report ... be careful or my dad will strike you down
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2000, 3:47 PM
Comments: I didn't Man City fans would take the joke but they did. If that really is Steve Jenkins and he's taken the joke then I'm impressed - top stuff.

Although it might be Steve Jenkins of Brentford, ex Southampton in which case he took the "Le Tiss" slur quite well.

Or it could be another Steve Jenkins. Whichever, thanks for the compliments :-)
 
Full Name: Jean-Paul II
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2000, 3:42 PM
Comments: Can I point and tut to the use of the word 'Christ' in the Fulham report. The presence of such a word can and will upset a great many people. I don't have to tell you, Dunny, that the incorrect spelling of 'Christopher' is a mistake not easily forgiven Be warned.
 
Full Name: Steve Jenkins
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2000, 1:33 PM
Comments: Excellent site - keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: The Corp.
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2000, 6:27 AM
Comments: Matt Le "big nose" Tissier and Paul Dickov also spring to mind.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/13/2000, 8:16 AM
Comments: Yep, don't get me wrong - I admire Claridge and think he's a top player. It doesn't matter about your appearance if you can do the business.

... at the other end of the scale we have players like Iain Dowie who are not very talented and look like they've been repeatedly hit with an ugly stick. Bless him.
 
Full Name: The Corp.
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/13/2000, 8:03 AM
Comments: You were right Dan! I must say, I expected you to take all three points. You've got to look at that one as 2 points lost rather than 1 gained.

Still, we beat Forest 2-1 so in that respect you didn't let us down! If you get a chance to see Pompey's goals against Forrest, check out Stevie Claridge's celebration after he scored!! He may, as you guy's say, "look like a tramp". But he really is Pompey through and though.

Gawd bless 'im!!!

The Corp.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/13/2000, 4:00 AM
Comments: Thanks Rob - the inspiration came from Orm's Fulham site - www.ormondroyd.co.uk (there's a direct link on the match reports page along with a link to the site that inspired Orm)

I'd already done some cartoon pics but not the match reports.
 
Full Name: Rob
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/13/2000, 3:53 AM
Comments: Pure Magic Danny. Everytime the terriers have a bad result I read your match reports and things don't seem so bad after all. Whatever gave you the idea? Keep it up!
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2000, 6:35 PM
Comments: You posted that 1 minute before my entry! Shouldn't you be doing your coursework?

It's a pig ... with wings.

I have just noticed something about that pic - along with racism and violence we have almost managed to stamp out moustaches from the game of football too. I feel this is a good thing and may well campaign on behalf of this movement!

 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2000, 6:20 PM
Comments:

My dad has a video from 1983 which should bring back nightmares and memories for some. Colin Russell is the bloke at the bottom centre ... others are Peter Willis (ref), Mark Lillis (bottom left - now Halifax manager), Brian Stanton (top right) and Sam Allardyce (here for Millwall but played for us later and now manager of Bolton). A spoof report would be good if I had the time :-)
 
Full Name: Little Miss
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2000, 6:19 PM
Comments: Err...just exactly what is that thing?
It resembles something, I'm not quite sure
what though.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2000, 5:45 PM
Comments: Hmm ... Sab the football fan. Here's something else I'll be seeing too then ...

 
Full Name: Little Miss
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2000, 2:47 PM
Comments: As I've recently become such a football fan, I thought I'd say hello. Ahem.
 
Full Name: StuartM
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/10/2000, 7:37 AM
Comments: Who is Colin Russell? Listed as one of Danny's favourite players, 'cos I've not heard of him!. I bet he wasn't a patch on Graham Cooper!!
 
Full Name: StuartM
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/9/2000, 6:38 AM
Comments: Danny, I'm afraid you made a mistake with the Wolves match report part 1. The bloke from Hot Chocolate is actually former terrier Wayne Allison.
Clyde is in fact the musician bloke out of Eastenders, what's he called, Mick?