Full Name:	The Corp.
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/9/2000, 3:35 AM
Comments:	Danny, We have 33 points to play for. We have to play Forest, Port Vale, Wallsall, Crewe, WBA, Swindon. There's 15 points there, more than enough to save us. I guess you could say all the above are virtual six pointers. Here's to hoping!!! The Corp.
Full Name:	Danny
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 5:02 PM
Comments:	Ich habe kaum Freizeit um Kenneth Iron Zwei zu enden process schreiben type thing. Ich habe auch durchfall. Sehr schlecht. If you're looking for someone to blame for the lack of Kenny Irons part 2 don't blame me - blame the ref.
Full Name:	Johan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 4:30 PM
Comments:	I am loving you all but i am having one problem which of which i am telling you. I can not ever see 'Why Killen Kenny Iron' and i am leaving up the shaften fur ein month with its half. so you see? und also i would be on to happy zu watch the making of the net gains of the Haaare. Wie heisst du? Was machst du gern in deiner Friezeit? Bitte Nein. It is all understanding now and I hope to see why Killen Kenny iron soon. Check it out, Johan.
Full Name:	Johan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 4:07 PM
Comments:	Hallo Englanders, I am enquiring on the programme of the Frank Worthington Cup Final of one of mein freund but i would be loving you if anyone could enquire me a copy und ich will pay as reward up to 2DM. i am also seeing for the Doncaster Rover gegen Tottingham Hotspurs of 1943 match and i would make love with anyone who would find this. It is great of England und more sprechoriously Chelseee for having one in on Marsaille who i is never liking since i was in there back in '64 when i was mugged and my mother taken in the back. It is gut nein? I am thinking you thought i was funniest in the continent of Bolivia but nein es ist mein uncle Herr Himler. Greetings from the Reich, Johan
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 10:14 AM
Comments:	We're capable of beating, drawing and losing to anyone at home while away from home we're incapable of winning so the best you can expect is for us to beat Walsall and draw with WBA ... have you got any six-pointers coming up yourselves?
Full Name:	The "Worried" Corp.
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 9:23 AM
Comments:	Dan, Do do this to me! I am scarred enough as it is! Tell you what, you beat West Brom and Walsall and I won't tell Tony Pulis and the rest of the Pompey lads about Transpartent Taff so you'll have a secret weapon next season. Deal? The Corp.
Full Name:	Danny
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 5:43 AM
Comments:	Surely Swindon won't catch you Corp. It's a fortnight's time when we lose to WBA that will really annoy you! ... oh and this weekend vs Walsall when we draw :-/
Full Name:	The Corp.
Home Page:	http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk
Date and Time:	3/8/2000, 4:48 AM
Comments:	Cheers for nothin guys! I felt for sure that you put one over on Swindon and help us in our relegation battle. You've let me down. :( The Corp.
Full Name:	Danny
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/7/2000, 4:53 PM
Comments:	Clever Mr Pancake head
Full Name:	Johan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/7/2000, 4:18 PM
Comments:	i am noticing that the presisperous Hudds town lost to the equal presisperous swinton (are you liking my comlicated english!?) I am also noticing that two players of hudds were.... how you say it in english? oh yes, two hudds spielen were sent up. i am thinking that this is nicht so good for hudds and that the team of werewolves of the country of brummy also lost which i think is sehr gut. sprechen sie deutsch? ich wohne in poubellestadt in norden germany. I am very liking germany and i see hudders every week am rende der stadt in der nahe von brighton. i am watching hudds in the wochenende gegen walsall also of the country of brummy and ich sprechen brummy, with mein wif petullia who is of swiziland, in africa. On another subyect i am loving the blauen hose of meine gesamtschule in nucleus poweren. It is being so true isn't it??!!??? well i must gehen now as i must chopen some wooden fur die bonfire to burn those of bradford origin with also leeds and barnsford. I shall create a veritable bonfire! tchuss, Johan.
Full Name:	Johan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/7/2000, 1:42 PM
Comments:	guten tag, mein name ist Johan und i am of Germany. i is visiting your site und i see that es ist sehr sehr gut und ich would like to say thank to all die pople wo made this site because es hat bring out the fun in my bore german life even i am a follower of your doncaster rover who is the better team. danke und greetings from this country deutschland. PS I am loving the Hitler carton.
Full Name:	Ericson
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/6/2000, 7:06 PM
Comments:	I have a friend who is going to Manchester University and he lives very near to Maine Road, but anyway one time when I was at his house I happened to notice that the bus stop across the road had a "How to use a bus stop" poster attached to it! And get this it was'nt taking the piss it was serious!
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/5/2000, 12:50 PM
Comments:	I have some inside information on Clyde and all will be revealed in the match report.
Full Name:	john boy..
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/4/2000, 4:53 PM
Comments:	does big clyde know the offside rule?? or what!!!!!
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/3/2000, 4:50 PM
Comments:	I've always thought the best way of drowning out the oppositions fans was to stick the ball in the back of their net a few times without reply. Even we (the regulars) have been wondering why we bother when the club sells one of it's best players so they'll need to start getting fantastic results before the fairweather fans come back - it'll take more than a Terry Fisher plea in the Examiner I would think
Full Name:	Gary Cooling
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/3/2000, 2:33 PM
Comments:	Lets hope all the part time & armchair fans turn up tommorrow for what is without doubt a massive game for both clubs,& with such a large away following (4000) from the Wolves fans,we will need at least 14,000 of our own fans there to drown out the vocal support from the away end.Up the Town.
Full Name:	Taff
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/3/2000, 8:52 AM
Comments:	I've heard of people seeing such things - it's a bit like that crying statue. I don't believe it myself.
Full Name:	Putney Terrier
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/3/2000, 8:50 AM
Comments:	Is it the absinthe, or did that bloody worm just wink at me?
Full Name:	StuartM
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/3/2000, 6:06 AM
Comments:	Come off it JonnyH, we all know that Stewart left because you scared him off with your aggressive finger prodding in Visage just after new year, either that or he listened to me and decided not to pass to Wineyard permanently! Why don't you tell everyone about Alcy Jon Dyson who beat us to the pub after the Charlton match, doh! spoiled that one.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/1/2000, 11:52 AM
Comments:	I trashed the last 3 by accident ... I also trashed the forum by accident :-) oops I have since put it back up - although the functionality is far from good Nice logo Corp
Full Name:	The Corp.
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/1/2000, 9:58 AM
Comments:	Hope this works guys!!
Full Name:	The Corp.
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	3/1/2000, 9:54 AM
Comments:	What's coing on with the guestbook? Have all the comments been deleted? Or am I going insane?? Like the offside explaination BTW. Marrrrvelous. The Corp.
Full Name:	JonnyH
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/28/2000, 7:35 AM
Comments:	O.k This will blow your mind (well...might make you think). My dad was told by a work colleague who had spoken to Steve Kindon over the phone that the reason Stewart went was because.....wait for it........Rubery was caught in flagrante with his secretary. Confused? As was I! I mean, what woman in her right mind would want to do the deed with Rubery? Surely the money? Anyway, and this is where it becomes confusing, it was his wife who caught him. She is now sueing him for a lot of money (equivalent of a pocketful of change for Baz). Still doesn't quite explain Stewie's departure? That's cos' I'm not finished. As the gates weren't as high as Rubery expected, he turned to the sale of Stewie to finance his little fling. Although, why he didn't just open the bloody things like most is well beyond me (sorry about that - poor attempt!). So there we have it - the real reason he left!!! If u believe it of course. I don't! Still, at least we are accurate when we say Rubery is f*****g around!!!!
Full Name:	Mi Chun Der
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/28/2000, 6:52 AM
Comments:	I know I know!!! Mantra organ from crepitating weasle speaks to me from beyond yuk yuk tree. I get your humour and final answer to joke is because his feather had been a waifer so long. Ha ha - Hail in man's bedroom is no snow joke when wife is so ugly, etc etc....
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/28/2000, 6:11 AM
Comments:	Go on then Jonny - bill the speans. We are all one big happy family in the guestbook, we'll keep it to ourselves. Why did Stewie leave the mouth of Steve Kindon?
Full Name:	JonnyH
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/28/2000, 5:43 AM
Comments:	Angelina my sweet, is it Craig? Can't talk for long, but I have vital info about why Stewie really went. From the mouth of Steve Kindon!!
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/27/2000, 4:34 PM
Comments:	Yeah, but imagine if he got there and played 7 minutes for Tranmere before signing for Juventus who then made the final with out Allison cup-tied, wouldn't that be tragic?
Full Name:	Ericson
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/27/2000, 4:16 PM
Comments:	Imagine if Tranmere had won! Wayne Allison in the UEFA cup! That would have been a sight to see! Bye-Bye
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/27/2000, 6:50 AM
Comments:	Chris, merchandise is indeed available ... HTFC-World calendar? Top idea. Mugs? Indeed. Mousemats? Takeyour pick ... Team photo mousemat Gorre mousemat However, what I really need is a product that would sell to football fans across England so that I could finance this site and travel to all Town's games to do reports. I think I have the answer ... Fame and fortune awaits :-)
Full Name:	Angelina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/26/2000, 6:55 PM
Comments:	Tom, "blast" so you guessed his name well done. But i think you mean RuMplestiltskin.
Full Name:	Chris
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/26/2000, 6:12 PM
Comments:	Indeed, Dan. No amount of scrubbing would remove the stains from where his fingers had been.And his keyboard is mighty mucky, too. P.S. Great site - can I buy merchendise, such as mousemats, mugs or posters with my favourite players on in your own inimitable stylee?
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/26/2000, 11:48 AM
Comments:	Keith, you see the button marked 'Caps Lock' next to the letter 'A' ... try pressing it ... I notice that your keyboard at work is really dirty apart from that one key which shines out like some sort of beacon. Whereas the others are bacon stained.
Full Name:	KA
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/26/2000, 9:06 AM
Comments:	I STILL DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL MUCH, BUT YOUR PAGE IS GETTING QUITE FUNNY ............ YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE PERSONALITY BY-PASS AFTER ALL!!! PS DID YOU LIKE THE TRICK E-MAIL? KA
Full Name:	Tom
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/26/2000, 7:18 AM
Comments:	Is he Rupelstilskin?
Full Name:	Angelina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 7:29 PM
Comments:	sorry danny.youre wrong...you put two & two together and got five....My wonderful fella is certainly not Mi chun der..,..,.but keep trying. although I doubt that even you could possibly guess my wonderful blokes name Catchya later m8....lotsa luv from Angelina...
Full Name:	Donkey Ho Tee
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 3:20 PM
Comments:	How moving ! You will go far ! CTID
Full Name:	Grim Reaper
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 10:19 AM
Comments:	Now then, Mr Rubery tells me somebody is poking fun in his general direction. He won't stand for it you know! Final warning.
Full Name:	Mrs Rubbery
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 9:17 AM
Comments:	Me no score go great jolly when scream name Rubbery. He fat king of McAlpine and we should all shout HEY for him. He hear that great God Sid-arthur smiles down with beneficent rays of ddaffodils because of he. Who care about Zico when we have Rubbery. Go goal for me!
Full Name:	Paul (aussie based City fan)
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 8:31 AM
Comments:	Very entertaining must have taken you yonks Saw the game live on optus they say there is many a truth spoken in jest, I must agree with most of what you saw and I would actually feel sorry for you if you weren't managed by old ugly stick himself.
Full Name:	cyril (manchester)
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 8:20 AM
Comments:	stevie bruce, stevie bruce running down the wing stevie bruce, stevie bruce running down the wing should be in defence but who gives a fu stevie bruce, stevie bruce, stevie bruce. Stevie bruce stevie bruce we shall not forget injury time v sheff wed two goals he did get we went and won the league, you all know the rest steve's the best steves the best steves the best
Full Name:	Jerry Co (Man City)
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/25/2000, 1:27 AM
Comments:	Very good, this is what it should be about....a good laugh.
Full Name:	Latex Bosun
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/24/2000, 6:45 PM
Comments:	Great laugh keep up the work shame we won,t have the same next season when we go up. Cheers.! CTID
Full Name:	ChinnorBLU
Home Page:	http://www.thamesmcfc.co.uk
Date and Time:	2/24/2000, 6:28 PM
Comments:	Brilliant, i'll put alink on my site in the next few days. Very funny !
Full Name:	Danny
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/24/2000, 10:08 AM
Comments:	You're more than welcome here Mr Corp as are all other football fans. I didn't like the Kenny part 2 that I made so I'm redoing bits of it. Maybe this weekend I'll finish it (you've all heard that before).
Full Name:	The Corp
Home Page:	http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk
Date and Time:	2/24/2000, 9:15 AM
Comments:	I know I shouldn't really be here as I am Portsmouth through and through. But I can't help it. This site a greatlaugh and brightens up my boring days at work. On friday I even found myself cheering when Huddersfield scored and screaming at Paul Dickead. Keep up the good work guys and good luck for the rest of the season. The Corp. P.S. When is "Oh my god...They've killed Kenny (Irons)" part 2 gonna be added?
Full Name:	Mi Chun Der
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/24/2000, 6:20 AM
Comments:	Attention all you - I am not responsible for bun in oven woman Angina. Not windlock friend of mine. I am too busy with painting Launderette in style of ZICO big face. Shine on my business you tiny wigwam wanderer. The Oracle would be most concerned to find that her 'wobbling shrimpman'- (mmmmmm she has way with sharp ankles) - is casting tentacles of love to outsiders. I hope the mattress will be cleansed before anyone else profounds ideas on my libido.
Full Name:	Danny
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/24/2000, 5:37 AM
Comments:	I have finally put 2 and 2 together ... Angelina, your wonderful bloke must be none other than Mi Chun Der. Am I right or am I right?
Full Name:	The one and only Angelina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	2/23/2000, 7:22 PM
Comments:	David (ladypants) Beckham rang Alex Furguson yesterday.he said "Victoria's bought me a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger,but its too hard.If I fetch it round,will you help me with it?" Alex agreed and Becks took it over.He emptied all the pieces out onto the table. Alex said "David!!!!! Put the Frosties back in the box!!!"