Full Name: Simon Baldry
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/11/2002, 6:35 AM
Comments: Hey, I scored a really good goal last night after 3 minutes right and then I did this curly pass thing right with the outside of my right boot right. Then right I had this really good spinny turny tricky move and shot almost in to the goal for my second goal right and I think Everton scouts were watching me right. Then right I went all crap again. Damn.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/5/2002, 4:34 PM
Comments: Hi David. Ironically, I read the last Crewe report back and noticed that I was making exactly the same comments then in December 2000 - his crosses were naff although he did score (luckily). As well as the goal against you he also scored in our last ever game at L**ds Road right after kick off. Apart from that he's scored 3 others in 8 years.

In the reserves he looks brilliant. His step overs even work sometimes. Thing is, having stood next to him at a bar and listened in on his conversation, I think his ego is far too big. It's the fact that he ups his game when he needs a new contract that annoys me as much as anything. Then he goes off injured or starts playing badly.

In summary - yes, he is that bad ;-)
 
Full Name: David
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/5/2002, 3:06 PM
Comments: Is Simon Baldry really that bad? He was personally responsible for spoiling my first ever trip to the McAlpine by scoring the only goal of the game (against West Brom). Neil Parsley, however, certainly was as bad as you say; I'm unfortunate enough to be able to remember him playing for Albion.
 
Full Name: John
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2002, 4:41 AM
Comments: Finding your website a valuable asset on my travels. Have found Town fans in Hong Kong, Thailand and New Zealand and directed them your way. Keep it up, mate.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/24/2002, 4:20 AM
Comments: Eh? I don't have any burbery clothes. It would just make for an easy target if you put a burbery cap on. I suppose I could always superimpose one onto your head.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/23/2002, 5:37 PM
Comments: i c u r 1 of those, soz i dnt fink the people who work there wud agree, nice idea though.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/20/2002, 4:49 PM
Comments: Ted, please put a burbery cap on the mascot.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/20/2002, 2:26 PM
Comments: hey charles y dnt u become a casual fan its much easier 2 get hold of the clothing.(but more expensive, mind u not over there)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/19/2002, 9:01 AM
Comments: Cheers, that'll do for the moment :-)
 
Full Name: Border Raider
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/19/2002, 7:47 AM
Comments: I found a picture of David Wilkes for you, not a great one but there you go.

http://www.kynson.freeserve.co.uk/RIOA/squad/wilkes.htm
 
Full Name: Nick Sherman
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/16/2002, 4:33 PM
Comments: Has taff moved to Palace on a bosman?? I'm sure Hayden Mullins is passing to someone but I'm not sure who it is. Has Taff got a brother?

Great site, Huddersfield's defending appears to be as bad as ours, it's been about 2 years since we conceded a goal at home that wasn't slapstick.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/16/2002, 4:58 AM
Comments: Charles - send me an email and I'll pass on the email address for somebody who might be able to help you at the club.
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/15/2002, 9:45 PM
Comments: Ah, but it's not so simple.

When I click on "Superstore" it says coming soon.

When I try something more clever I get a "Superstore" that seems to sell everything but kits.

Any ideas?
 
Full Name: Digger
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/15/2002, 10:59 AM
Comments: Charles, you might want to try the official site to try and buy a shirt, I'm sure they'll accomadate you and our legions of US based supporters! Don't listen to Danny anyway, the new shirt is alright, available in long sleeve too. www.htafc.com
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/13/2002, 1:40 PM
Comments: Thanks - was hoping for the current shirt though.
As for the "British" name, I guess you'd have to ask my parents. I didn't exactly have a say in the matter, ya know...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/10/2002, 12:57 PM
Comments: Hi Charles,

1) Association ... or after today's performance Amateur

2) Maybe www.toffs.co.uk (who do old kits only) ship abroad but I'm not too sure of suppliers for new kits. The current one is cheap and nasty anyway, I wouldn't bother with it ;-)

Br*dford seem to have their own rules as they didn't meet the deadlines yet weren't punished. Not sure why they should be handed an advantage over their rivals thanks to the PFA but that's the way it goes.
 
Full Name: Barry
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/10/2002, 12:10 PM
Comments: Charles, if u r from the usa, why do you have a British name?
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/10/2002, 1:21 AM
Comments: Yep, Charles from USA here again.

Two nagging questions that I figured I'd finally ask for the group of Huddersfield supporters your site has created here in the US.

(1) What is the A for in htafc? Was htfc just taken or something?

(2) Do you know anybody that would accept a mail order from the USA for a HTFC kit?

Oh, and you notice - Richmond didn't survive...
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/6/2002, 5:12 PM
Comments: Its the old 1 dan, but with the new shirt!!!!!!
 
Full Name: Steve
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/5/2002, 10:37 AM
Comments: More to the point, will you be battering any players/fellow mascots again this season. One of the high points of last year, IMO ;)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/5/2002, 9:01 AM
Comments: Have you been given a new suit or is it just the old one with a new kit?
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/1/2002, 2:56 PM
Comments: look who's back for the new season woooooooo
 
Full Name: Mat
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/26/2002, 1:56 PM
Comments: I think I've found the subject of your next report. Top stuff, here: http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=898&p=16&style=2&forumId=5709&action=1&replytoid=2137480729
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/23/2002, 9:28 AM
Comments: I can't see them losing their place. If Geoff Richmond can come through the whole saga then I think Br*dford City will do.
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/22/2002, 2:13 PM
Comments: If Br*df*rd leave the foootball league, who gets to take their place? Does Town have a shot at promotion?
 
Full Name: pete
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/22/2002, 6:34 AM
Comments: funny site. i can't ant and dec's video would be set at the MacAlpine though.

www.thetown.tk
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/19/2002, 3:40 AM
Comments: I thought as much. As long as you don't call a goalkeeper a 'net-minder' then you're still welcome ;-)
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/18/2002, 7:51 PM
Comments: Sorry, at least to an American "missing coach" is ambiguous. But I get it now...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/18/2002, 3:02 PM
Comments: Thanks Charles, though the picture I need is of the coach Mr Wilkes (forgot his first name!!!). Having said that, I quite like the 'missing picture' icon instead of a head ;-)
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/18/2002, 1:47 PM
Comments: Nah, Italy would have choked anyway on penalties or something. Spain has a point. Besides, while the goal should have been upheld, the second yellow was clearly deserved for a career of top notch acting.

As for a picture, here are a couple I found, with varying kit and facial hair.

http://fp.homesoffootball.f9.co.uk/new_page_107711.htm

http://www.angelfire.com/dc/3games/MickWadsworth.htm

http://fp.homesoffootball.f9.co.uk/1502_carlisle_united_manager1.htm

Though what worries me most, is that he might have picked up a little bit of Laws Syndrome.

Newcastle Res. 1 Br*df*rd Res 2 quote:

"We absolutely murdered Br*df*rd..."
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/17/2002, 5:21 PM
Comments: You're right ... but you'll have to form a queue behind the Spanish and the Italians if you want to complain about poor decisions ;-)
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/17/2002, 4:38 PM
Comments: Fine, fine.

But it *was* a handball.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/16/2002, 3:44 PM
Comments: I'm still considering a World Cup final report although I think the next one will be either the ETV report conclusion or a report on the Sheffield United pre-season friendly game on the 30th July.

Sorry Charles, maybe one day :)
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/16/2002, 3:29 PM
Comments: Wondering if there's any chance of a USA - Germany report during the close season...
 
Full Name: littlezog
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/15/2002, 3:26 PM
Comments: Pity the link for the brian laws shirt ain't real
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/11/2002, 4:42 AM
Comments: It also doesn't accept L**ds or Br*df*rd though. Clever Guestbook.
 
Full Name: barry
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/10/2002, 3:58 PM
Comments: except u cant swear on this message board, u cant even say C R A P!

For f**k sake
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/8/2002, 2:14 PM
Comments: That must be terrible. Perhaps it would help if you got all upset and swore a lot?
 
Full Name: I can't take a joke
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/8/2002, 1:52 PM
Comments: Boo hoo
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/4/2002, 8:19 AM
Comments: Thanks RB. It's quite friendly in the second although the football is cr*p. We're planning on staying here for a while now.
 
Full Name: RB
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/3/2002, 4:08 AM
Comments: Top site, piss funny (even for this Barnsley fan). Keep it up, will definately coming back to read more of those match reports, pure class.

Divison two - woo hoo! Its fair to say I would rather be playing you in the first.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/3/2002, 3:09 AM
Comments: My dad said the same thing last night. When I checked it was actually loading but the way they've set the page out it takes ages and doesn't display each pic until they're all done loading.

I'm going to upload all the reports here eventually (starting this week hopefully with the Rivals reports and the first 2 SIgames reports). Once they've been on the SI site for 3 weeks I can load them on here.

In the meantime, the only advice I can give is to wait a bit longer on the SI site and see if it arrives.

I'm also planning a cartoon on the Wadsworth appointment but I've not got a pic of the Town boardroom or all of the dirctors yet.
 
Full Name: Harry
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 7/2/2002, 7:57 PM
Comments: Hey danny,i'm having trouble seeing the reports
at cm central/si games.As in they don't load up.I check the site every day,thanks for the wadsworth parody.What am i doing wrong.Pls help
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: http://www.oldstokie.com/
Date and Time: 6/30/2002, 6:07 AM
Comments: Thanks OS. Had a good read through your interesting site too (linked above). Hope I can still have a site by the time I reach your age :-)
 
Full Name: OldStokie.
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/29/2002, 6:00 PM
Comments: Nice one. I've just spent an hour on here and had a good larf. Another one of the awag tentacles. Just make sure the Foodbeast isn't around to devour us. I note that a certain mad person hasn't yet reached your inner rectum. He's not reached mine yet! [Thank God].

Seeya in Awagshire.

OS.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/25/2002, 3:16 AM
Comments: Cheers. Just because I throw the occasional swear word into the report doesn't mean it's OK for you to go around writing obscenities in people's guestbooks ;-)

The reason Huddersfield are rubbish in CM is because I have a very low opinion of our players

The only time I appear in the reports is as a cartoon character (I appeared in the Bolton report a couple of seasons back) and there's no way I'm going to put my picture in the reports :-/
 
Full Name: barry
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/24/2002, 6:52 PM
Comments: Hey i love this site i check it everyweek (it used to be everyday but u r getting a bit lazy) anyway why don't you ever put a picture of yourself in a report. You could be a crowd or something and have you ever tried to be huddersfield on championship Manager!? Its bloody hard all of the players are poo and the club has got no cash!

And another thing why cant you put c r a p on this guestbook, you day it in ya match reports?

 
Full Name: Matt
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/18/2002, 12:04 PM
Comments: Seems like US v. Germany would be ripe for a report, no? By the way, please go ahead and stuff Brazil.
 
Full Name: Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/14/2002, 1:43 PM
Comments: Bit of a rotten trick isn't it, sacking your manager while he's on his hols. Methinks this new chairman of yours will be no improvement on Mr Barry "Paceman". Ah well, not my problem.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/13/2002, 3:53 AM
Comments: Depends who they play Matt ... and whether England go out of the competition before them. I would've done if Thorrington had featured and I suppose I may still if they progress.
 
Full Name: Matt
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/12/2002, 3:24 PM
Comments: Are you going to do a match report on any of the USA games? As a Yank I'd really like to see that...
 
Full Name: Thijs Kleemans
Home Page: http://www.cu2.nl/Dissection
Date and Time: 6/1/2002, 5:28 AM
Comments: Great website!!!Cool matchreports, I hope they'll go on forever!!!!Although Huddersfield isn't my big favourite club (blasphemy), it has had (and still has) some dutch players, so maybe if it bought another "VAN the man", it could reach promotion and all :)...Wijnhard sucks though
 
Full Name: Adam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/22/2002, 3:07 PM
Comments: Great site! I'll make sure to keep an eye out for huddersfield on the classifieds every saturday.

PTFC!
 
Full Name: Matthew Patton
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/22/2002, 3:03 PM
Comments: Great site mate, had me laughing for hours...took me since last Saturday to get through it all. Loved Taff and Zombie Kenny.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/20/2002, 4:52 AM
Comments: (That's not Sepp Blatter either!)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/20/2002, 3:05 AM
Comments: Depends which way you up hold the map ;-)
 
Full Name: Liam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/20/2002, 2:43 AM
Comments: Just though I'd point out Chelsea is in West London and not North London as stated in the cup final report. ;-)
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/28/2002, 1:40 PM
Comments: Can't wait to see this report. Dare I ask who the referee was?
And what was with the offside calls? Methinks the only one offside a couple times was Taff!
 
Full Name: Snapper Thewlis
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2002, 10:01 PM
Comments: Greetings from Melbourne,Oz. Luverly stuff. Good luck to the Town in play offs today. Be there in some kind of strange spiritual form.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2002, 7:43 AM
Comments: did you know that ant and dec,s enggland music video was set at the Mc Alpine Stadium
 
Full Name: steak and kidney pie [ncfc]
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/21/2002, 3:03 PM
Comments: good game at the lane on sat day 'good luck in the play offs you pies!