Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2002, 6:12 PM
Comments: But it would also mean Port Vale for the 2nd division title. Just look at some of his ex-clubs this season - Man City 1st Division Champions, Brighton 2nd division champions, Luton 3rd division champions ... Huddersfield ... ?
 
Full Name: Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2002, 1:08 PM
Comments: As a Town fan at uni in Preston imagine my laughter when I read the following in the Daily Star yesterday, 'Port Vale manager Brian Horton is the favourite to take over the managers job at Preston' That'll be them relegated then!
 
Full Name: cowbridgeblue
Home Page: http://www.www.ccafc.com
Date and Time: 4/15/2002, 2:08 PM
Comments: gotta say, as a bluebird, your site is the bomb!! you couldnt change alliances could you....?
oh well
cheers for a laugh, especially ken monkou
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/15/2002, 8:51 AM
Comments: I'll do as many as I can manage :-) This will be governed by time available, footage available and Town's ability to reach the final.

It could be 1,2 or 3 reports. Not sure yet.
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/15/2002, 3:01 AM
Comments: So are you going to have match reports on all playoff matches? Just the home leg? Also, who would you prefer to see Town play?
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/10/2002, 12:30 PM
Comments: alright dan havent spoke to u for a while , i wo thinking of downloading the hooligan demo game after watching lasts nights match , keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: Bill Bailey
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/10/2002, 6:18 AM
Comments: How offensive! Our 12 year old boys shouting at your 17 year old peanut huggers. What ever happened to good old fashioned old people at football games, eh?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/10/2002, 6:15 AM
Comments: Or I could draw the Swansea team dressing up in Cardiff kits. Or perhaps a feature on where the other 2,500 expected visitors from Cardiff ended up going last night? ;-)
 
Full Name: CCFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/10/2002, 5:54 AM
Comments: Can't wait to see the Hudds V Cardiff report, lets hope u include that w.anker of a ref and your 12 year old boys trying to have a pop at cardiff. w.ankers.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/5/2002, 4:57 AM
Comments: Well certain aspects of it anyway.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/4/2002, 4:39 PM
Comments: That's a shame I was looking forward to your take on the match.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/4/2002, 3:33 AM
Comments: Thanks Mike. Unfortunately I haven't got time for an Oldham report because of the England report which I need to get done in order to pay my electricity bill for this quarter ;-)
 
Full Name: Mike Bramwell
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/4/2002, 2:48 AM
Comments: Excellent site, best laugh I've ever had and I'm not even a town fan. I'm an Oldham supporter and was wondering if you are going to do a report on Monday's match?
 
Full Name: British Premier Soccer
Home Page: http://www.britishpremiersoccer.com
Date and Time: 3/30/2002, 12:30 PM
Comments: If only my club's supporters would look at the lighter side of football...well, we'd all have lower blood pressure for one...

Good Luck.

Cheers!
 
Full Name: Mark
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 2:23 PM
Comments: A right good laff from "oop north where it's grim" (or not) as they say. Best bit of the match was when someone shouted something ruide at Steve Jenkins, and he put is finger to his mouth to say "shoosh" and grinned! All the best for the rest of the season, from a Cambridge United fan.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 12:13 PM
Comments: And i've not been around that much lately as my internet connection keeps playing up, frankly i'm really starting to believe that AOL is more than just a bit cr*p!
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 11:44 AM
Comments: Well I quite like the white violet but the ya melinda wheeler is nice also.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 9:31 AM
Comments: So Coffee, which plant do you want to win?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 9:19 AM
Comments: Coffee! Thought you'd moved somewhere without internet access ;-)

I want the 'easiest to draw' shirt. Don't know which number it is but it looks almost identical to the current one.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 8:52 AM
Comments: So which shirt design do you want to win?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 8:13 AM
Comments: Thanks Mike.
 
Full Name: Mike
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2002, 5:03 AM
Comments: I'm a Cambridge Utd fan and just wanted to say your match summary for the game at our place is superb. Laughed my socks off which, considering the way our season has gone, takes a bit. Good to see proper footie fans with a brighter side on footie life. Excellent stuff.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/26/2002, 9:50 AM
Comments: I've got sidetracked from the ETV second half. It's 75% complete though so it will get done between the end of the season and the World Cup. Probably.
 
Full Name: RC of NFFC too
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/26/2002, 8:03 AM
Comments: I can assure that my brother JC of NFFC was trying to be witty when he called Huddersfield Halifax. Unfortunatley he's just made himself look an prat.
Brilliant site, and best of all it's got an original style. Can't wait for Escape to Victory part 2 - so hurry up.

Phil Starbuck first found religion at Forest. The Trent End used to shout "Jesus Christ!!!" every time he had a shot.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/25/2002, 3:02 AM
Comments: Or a weasel. Perhaps an antilope. Who knows what it would look like once our mascot designers got started on it?
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2002, 9:46 AM
Comments: So then a copy of a fake transparent Welsh footballer?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2002, 3:11 AM
Comments: Of course, the man himself warms up with the rest of the players. I'm talking about a mascot of the man himself. Tch!
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2002, 10:54 AM
Comments: How do you know that the Transparent one isn't walking about before the games? Have you seen him?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2002, 3:12 AM
Comments: Cheers Matt, the Chesterfield report explains the origins of the mascots (we've got another which looks like a fox).

Terry, I'm not doing anything more for you until you do something for me. I've put you on the map - even people from Brooklyn are talking about you. I might ask David Taylor to do a vote on a new mascot, we should have a Transparent Taff figure walking about before the games.
 
Full Name: Matt from Brooklyn
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2002, 1:30 AM
Comments: This site has turned me into a Town fan for life. Well done.

Also, why does the HTFC mascot appear to be some greyish pig/hippo hybrid?
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/20/2002, 11:55 AM
Comments: will you make a rat and fox photo album?
 
Full Name: chezrascal
Home Page: http://www.chezrascals.cwc.net
Date and Time: 3/18/2002, 1:36 PM
Comments: nice site
 
Full Name: Maj
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/18/2002, 9:28 AM
Comments: Very funny!!!!!v Especially the clyde watch part.
 
Full Name: Danny Porritt
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/18/2002, 8:39 AM
Comments: What an excellent site, keep up the good work. P.S this site contains the most accurate reports on town games, much more interesting than the official site.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/17/2002, 2:21 PM
Comments: It's Phil Starbuck. He was very religious.
 
Full Name: Andy USA
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2002, 3:17 AM
Comments: Hey Danny,

Something in the Original Swindon Report confuses me. One of the players (asking Iffy why he's crawling around) has a halo. Is this player dead or just religious? I'm asking you and not Taff because the Diaphonous One wasn't with HTFC at the time :-)
 
Full Name: Rob Wilson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/15/2002, 7:06 PM
Comments: AAA site! Read it every week.
I think you should introduce Thomas 'loft merchant' Heary to the world. The man who must get the ball at least twenty feet in the air, even on back passes.

Rob
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/14/2002, 2:22 PM
Comments: Hey dan its Terry i just wanted to know would you start a photo album of me and the fox then we can see all our funny moments on this great site.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/12/2002, 9:48 AM
Comments: we were trying to get the crowed going before the match but i don't think it worked and that drum was s**t heavy.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/12/2002, 4:37 AM
Comments: What was all this about before the game on Saturday ...
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2002, 4:35 PM
Comments: Hi dan have you noticed that we have started to stay out all the match its great isnt it you can watch us making fools out of our selves instead of watching 11 muppets running round the pitch.
 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/7/2002, 6:59 AM
Comments: Thanks :)

Also, if you're looking for footage, at least most of the league matches this year (but not Cup) have highlights on the HTFC official website. Don't know if there's an archive...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/7/2002, 3:08 AM
Comments: Back in July 2000 there was a front page which covered that ;-)

 
Full Name: Charles
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/7/2002, 1:38 AM
Comments: Charles from NJ, USA again. I heard you do some of the ratings for CM, and I was playing around editors, and came to the following puzzle:

How would you rate Taff?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/4/2002, 10:38 AM
Comments: I will be there. Standing in the cold, uncovered terrace. Eating. Thinking of all the nasty things I could write about Chesterfield if only I could capture some decent footage.

Please have a fight with the Chesterfield mouse. Field mouse. Get it? ... See? I told you they had a poor sense of humour over there.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/4/2002, 10:17 AM
Comments: Hey Dan are you going to chesterfield me and trish are we will have the lovejoy sighn with us so you can come and talk to us .
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/4/2002, 7:35 AM
Comments: Thanks. I don't know much about Halifax Town either. Erm. Anyway. Moving on :-)
 
Full Name: JC of NFFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/4/2002, 6:17 AM
Comments: Don't know much about Halifax Town and I can't say that I'm too bothered, but I do know a good website when I see one. Brilliant - can't wait for part 2 of Escape to Victory. You rae right about Chesterfield too - its' Mansfield without the class or charisma.
 
Full Name: H
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/3/2002, 3:56 PM
Comments: VERY FUNNY SITE I WILL RETURN
OUFC FAN.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/1/2002, 10:31 AM
Comments: I can't find my 4-4 Bury footage :-( I found some games from that season (Goals on Sunday) and I've still got the play-off final but it's unlikely to get done. There's always this season's play-offs. Maybe. Possibly. If it weren't for that damned golden goal there would've been a report from the Millennium Stadium for the LDV final.

I normally do the 'other' reports during the summer but with it being the World Cup this year, I'm intending on doing some round-ups for those.
 
Full Name: Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/1/2002, 7:43 AM
Comments: Brilliant site, v funny. I enjoy looking at the old match reports and it would be good if you could do some more classic matches, play-off success, 4-4 v Bury, 4-3 v Sadford.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/28/2002, 10:51 AM
Comments: What entertainment are you doing? Silly dances?
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/28/2002, 10:45 AM
Comments: hEY DAN we didnt go to florida we went skiing in vermont. but on friday i am going to be at the opening of kings gate the new shopping centre and i,m going to entertain the people but they didnt want the fox to go its probably because shes a giner and a minger and i think the people of huddersfield like me better anyway.
p.s. hope the next series comes soon.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/27/2002, 5:22 AM
Comments: Did you go to Florida and if so, did you wear the costumes? Bet you would've blended right in on the streets of Disneyland. Hope you bought some Mickey Mouse ears for this weekend's game.

 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/26/2002, 10:36 AM
Comments: hey dan you missed me out on your seconed story hope ill be on your next one yes our holiday is over and where back to entertain ( is true about the DIRTY LEEDS fans coming to night to beat he s**t ou of the cardiff fansthey are the rumours going around )
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/25/2002, 12:41 PM
Comments: Hey Dan i,m back from my holiday in America and ready for business the second series of the rat and the fox was great and i hope you contiue with them good luck with the site.
 
Full Name: marco
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/24/2002, 7:06 AM
Comments: I had come on this site to say how good it was, but i've changed my mind because it won't let me print the name of my team. Yes, the one which starts with Scun and ends in Thorpe. Rubbish site.
 
Full Name: Jonathan Dul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/19/2002, 3:58 PM
Comments: Nice to see you're back online Danny. Have missed the funnier side of supporting town!
 
Full Name: mark whyman
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/17/2002, 4:34 PM
Comments: BRILLIANT WEBSITE,WHICH PUTS THE FUN BACK IN FOOTBALL,I WILL CERTANLY BE REVISITING.
BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION FAN
 
Full Name: ejay
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/16/2002, 2:44 PM
Comments: awesome site from a true footy fan with clearly faaaaaaaaaaar too much time on his hands!!
 
Full Name: Eddie the Seagull
Home Page: http://www.northstandchat.co.uk/discus/messages/
Date and Time: 2/15/2002, 11:21 AM
Comments: What a brilliant site!!......CLASS!

Only the whinges of the sheep shaggers of Cardiff are nearly as funny!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/15/2002, 5:14 AM
Comments: Says who?

Click Here for Mascot Adventure #2


(By Royal Appointment)


 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/14/2002, 4:42 PM
Comments: youll have to hold the adventures for an fornight because where going on holiday
 
Full Name: Mike
Home Page: http://www,tranmererovers.co.uk
Date and Time: 2/14/2002, 9:49 AM
Comments: Top class site :D
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/14/2002, 8:53 AM
Comments: He's South American Wham fan, isn't he?
 
Full Name: Guisseppe Fruit 'n' Nut
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/13/2002, 6:32 AM
Comments: Is that your real name? I hope so. That would partially make up for our defeat.
 
Full Name: Pedro Twix
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/13/2002, 6:29 AM
Comments: But you won the play-offs last season whereas we were relegated on the last day. I'd say it was OUR turn for some luck.

Best of luck for the final anyways!
 
Full Name: Carlos Wispa
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/12/2002, 4:35 PM
Comments: Hard luck on tonights game. But it's about time Blackpool had some luck after Bradford beat us 3-0 in the play-offs in 1996.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/12/2002, 9:55 AM
Comments: Terry, you're wanted in the forum to explain your actions on Saturday before kick-off. See the 'Booth in Comedy Fall Shock' thread.
 
Full Name: shaun
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/11/2002, 3:21 PM
Comments: Great web site
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/11/2002, 2:43 PM
Comments: I'll get another one sorted soon.

I don't have a new PC yet but I am planning on major upgrades and some new software for making the reports in the next few weeks.
 
Full Name: Terry The Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 2/11/2002, 10:50 AM
Comments: Hey dan now that your settled can you start to make the rat and the fox stories one maybe every week.
p.s. have you got a new computer because the grapics look much better.