Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/28/2002, 1:02 PM
Comments: The old crest.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/25/2002, 12:13 PM
Comments: Hey Dan which of the new crests would you like town to have ( and i'm on every one of them)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/24/2002, 3:58 AM
Comments: There are 3 similar sites but all seem to have stopped doing reports now. Try the links section for a Bristol City one and the foot of the reports page for Fulham and Wealdstone.

The Guardian site at www.footballunlimited.co.uk carries Ormondroyd's stick men cartoons now that he's stopped doing Fulham.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/23/2002, 12:50 PM
Comments: and hopefully me and terry will be mascots at cardiff.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/23/2002, 11:17 AM
Comments: hey dan its me again, are there any other football clubs with a great site like this one or is this the only one.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/22/2002, 9:10 AM
Comments: I don't think we'll make the play-offs, we draw far too many games rather than win them.

However, at least with Rubery gone there's something to smile about. A trip to Cardiff in the LDV would be good too.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/19/2002, 3:01 PM
Comments: terry we were very lucky and i wonldnt put your hopes up, dan sorry where not able to advertise your web site.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/19/2002, 11:55 AM
Comments: What did you think about the bournmouth game dan do you think we will get in the playoffs.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/17/2002, 10:52 AM
Comments: You want to know if I think we'll go up? This coming from somebody who dances around in a big furry suit on a weekend and also asks if I'M on something???

(That's a "no", by the way. I'd say our chances of winning the LDV are tiny while our chances of making the final are slim)

As for another Fox 'n' Rat sketch, well, hopefully by the end of next month I'll be in my new house. I have plans to build a fantastic studio in one of the rooms from where I'll make the reports once I've rebuilt and upgraded my computers. Once that's up and running I'm sure I'll be able to knock up another really, really, really exciting adventure.
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/17/2002, 10:05 AM
Comments: Hey Dan do you think that town will go up and also do you think we will win the LDV Vans?
and ted wanted to know if you could do another series about the mouse and the fox?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/17/2002, 8:37 AM
Comments: Why not both take a seperate banner. Better still, why not get a plane and buzz the stadium?
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/16/2002, 12:59 PM
Comments: good job dan we did nt bring it ( long story ) i ll be sure to make a htfc-world banner( it will have to be smaller though its got to many letters in. )
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/16/2002, 3:27 AM
Comments: I wasn't there. For once in my life I actually have better things to spend my money on!
 
Full Name: Terry the terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/15/2002, 9:55 AM
Comments: Hey Dan i wanted to know are you going to bury tonight because me and the fox are and we are taking the banner with us so if u see us come over and have a chat. OK
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 3:05 PM
Comments: Tedward, next time I think a banner reading www.htfcworld.com would be more appropriate. See to it would you?
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 2:19 PM
Comments: The cravate was not my real objection, Dan... but I do like the GITT-2000. Alternatively known as the Well Advanced Nuclear Kinetik Energy Racer...
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 1:30 PM
Comments: dan it was my idea as iv been watching soccer am since it has started ( plus i made it 2hours before the match )we just wanted to be famous and be mentioned on soccer am even though we are popular enough at school ( well going to be ) and just anoy 2 of our fiends who keep taking the p*ss out of town ( well who can blame them even though one of them supports NUFC and has never watched them play sorry dan i went a bit off the subject there ) thats the reason dan ( well mine )
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 10:20 AM
Comments: Irish? He's about as Irish as their football team! Don't know where you've heard that but it's wrong. I'm from Yorkshire and so is he. Not Huddersfield but Mirfield.

Now Terry, what's with all this jumping on the bandwagon 'LOVEJOY' stuff from Soccer AM?
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 10:01 AM
Comments: Hey danny g i'v haerd that your dad is irish are you irish or do you come from huddersfield ?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 8:21 AM
Comments: No, I was going to phone him and ask him to come along as himself. I'm the voice of KITT. Or perhaps it should be Gee Industries Two Thousand. In which case I'm the voice of ... no, hang on.
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 6:20 AM
Comments: Dan, But if Chris is Devon, and I'm flirty girl then that makes you Hasselhoff?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 3:18 AM
Comments: Chris, I see your problem. Fortunately I think we can get hold of a kneckscarf from the Tony Hart memorobillia wesbite which will complete your look.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2002, 3:07 AM
Comments: Hmmmm ... several issues have arisen here. First, if you didn't know that Dan was on something (other than a dodgy office chair) then you haven't been reading the reports. Second, I know you misbehave regukarky Sab, all women should. Take the shed comment as a compliment. Third, Devon!?! I refer to the below...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/13/2002, 2:48 PM
Comments: Alcohol.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/12/2002, 4:17 PM
Comments: are you lot on drugs, LOVEJOY!!!!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2002, 10:50 AM
Comments: New plan, the puma is going in the shed and I'm going to turn it into a Knight Industries 2000 truck-a-like. Chris, you can be Devon (the bloke, not the place down south). Sabina, you can be the girl who David Hasselhoff flirted with in the truck. All I need is some flashing red lights for the car and it will be a dead ringer. Cos it already talks to me.
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2002, 10:15 AM
Comments: Chris, it's taken me a while to see your little entry,
1) please don't put ideas in his head, coz
2) I misbehave all the time and would be locked in there permanently.
Dan, will your mini fit in the shed?
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2002, 9:34 AM
Comments: He had a papermache head? I don't, and mine looks like that all the time...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2002, 4:51 AM
Comments: Summertime (Timperly) Blues-
De da da da, de da da da,
I sent little Frank out to get me a visa,
De da da da, de da da da,
He came back an hour later with a pepperoni pizza,
De da da da, de da da da etc.

Guess who does,
Jimmy Hill's laundry,
... the lady on the corner at number 23

Not quite as sophisticated as The Simpsons but Frank Sidebottom did influence my sense of humour! Shed Show it is then, I'll print out a picture of Frank's papermache head and put it in the window.
 
Full Name: Frank Sidebottom
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/10/2002, 10:51 AM
Comments: You could do your own Shed Show. Just like mine and Little Frank's.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/9/2002, 5:09 AM
Comments: Your very own shed? Ideal for storing other peoples tents and bits of broken lawnmower. Other uses suggested by the team here include:

A getaway - install heater, tv and whisky and you're set for the World Cup later on in the year (cardy optional)
Naughty room - if Sab starts misbehaving, in she goes.
New executive offices for Bradford.

Any other ideas?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/9/2002, 4:35 AM
Comments: Ta, you are cordially invited round for a cup of tea once I'm in there. We can go round the back for a quick smoke too ;-)

Actually, it does have a shed! Ah, my very own shed.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/8/2002, 2:17 PM
Comments: Good news about the house, Dan. And such a pleasant location as well...

Could this be the abode of Dan?
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/6/2002, 6:31 AM
Comments: i am so pleased you did your report on us i found it dramaticly exciting i hope another series comes along as they say keep it up.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/3/2002, 3:34 AM
Comments: Go on then ...


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Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/1/2002, 4:39 PM
Comments: Well my furry friend, I'd like to ... but I don't even have the time to make a report a week at the moment!
 
Full Name: Terry The Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/31/2001, 10:15 AM
Comments: To Dan i think that you should star aweekly report on me and the fox terrier whatever it is.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/30/2001, 2:41 PM
Comments: Ted, you're the man! (or the fox, or the terrier ... or whatever it is that suit is supposed to represent)
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/30/2001, 1:47 PM
Comments: hey dan did you town have not lost in the league since i ve become towns second mascot.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/30/2001, 8:10 AM
Comments: PS If you were a Town fan you'd know that the thought of a 'happy new year' is extremely ironic and therefore humorous on some level (albeit a very low one)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/30/2001, 8:08 AM
Comments: I don't have a font page, does this look like a lettering site?

No it's not ill. You should know, you've seen it drawn on some of your stuff and it's looked a lot worse than that ;-)
 
Full Name: spazmoid
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/29/2001, 9:16 AM
Comments: your font page lacks humour. Why is this? Please change it. Is your worm ill? It's gone a funny shade of green.
 
Full Name: Tranmere Roverer
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/28/2001, 8:22 PM
Comments: ill be honest lads, im not a huddersfield supporter, in fact i dislike huddersfield as a football team, as you stole kenny`drinking machine`ironman off us. However this has to be the best football website on the net.
i admitt that i laffed and laffed as you tore my team to peaces on this site, slpendid!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/28/2001, 3:07 AM
Comments: JPGs and coloured text don't mix well for the recent front page pics but it's either that or 100kb GIFs
 
Full Name: ash
Home Page: http://www.wearethefamouswombles.co.uk
Date and Time: 12/27/2001, 12:49 PM
Comments: Danny-What are you uploading your pics on? AOL? Cause they've been coming out really $hitty recently...
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/24/2001, 3:48 PM
Comments: well spotted terry, pitty about Dan.
 
Full Name: Mag Down Under
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/21/2001, 4:51 PM
Comments: Excellent site, very funny. Lacks Newcastle wallpaper but I suppose that is to be expected. Keep it up.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/20/2001, 1:36 PM
Comments: I remember feeling like this when I first heard about Santa :-(
 
Full Name: Terry The Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/20/2001, 12:16 PM
Comments: Hey Dan if you want to know who the two mascots really are then look at the 6th picture down on the LDV Vans report we are sitting at the left of the medics behind the away dugout.
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: http://www.wichtelweb.net
Date and Time: 12/15/2001, 6:23 AM
Comments: Hi there! Found your URL in the latest WSC and their review was too promising to me to resist! And they were right! Your site is excellent. Must be incredible work to set up these cartoons each weekend! Keep on your great work!
 
Full Name: lofty(littlezog)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/8/2001, 3:12 AM
Comments: hey dan check out the main feature it hasn't changed since the gravesend game . do you think they sacked the bottom hole who writes it ????.
all the best keep up the good work .
AHHH JUMPERS FOR GOALPOSTS BAGGSY I'M PELE ........DOH!