Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/4/2001, 4:53 PM
Comments: Thanks. HTFC manage to wind me up rather than get me down - that's why I run the site, it helps me get out that pent up aggression ;-)

As for Bradford fans, they've given me some of the best feedback I've had. I expected a backlash after the last City report but got nothing but positive feedback.

However, don't get me started on Chesterfield fans ;-)
 
Full Name: Dave Bell
Home Page: http://www.wolvescentral.com
Date and Time: 12/3/2001, 5:30 PM
Comments: Top stuff!! Great laugh, even though I'm in no way a Terriers fan. You deserve to be working on a much bigger scale than this (should you want to).

Anyway, keep up the work and don't let the so and so's (website company, HTFC themselves, idiotic Bradford fans etc etc) grind you down!

 
Full Name: Dirty BHA FC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/18/2001, 6:43 AM
Comments: Top site, I like the way you can take the piss out of both sides. An excellent site keep up the hard work.

Fuk, I sound like a school teacher. 9/10 Well done.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/15/2001, 5:09 PM
Comments: No fun - I enjoy reporting on Town defeats more than victories ;-)

The Ferguson rant text was lifted from 'EMAIL2', they may have lifted it from Viz!

Terry - I think fighting with the players is pretty entertaining
 
Full Name: 40 years of unremitting misery
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/15/2001, 11:34 AM
Comments: Cut your costs by only doing reports on Town victories, you'll probably only have to pay ten bob a season.
 
Full Name: senorgut
Home Page: http://www.the-shine.co.uk
Date and Time: 11/10/2001, 7:27 PM
Comments: Hello Dan. Just thought I'd drop a line and say what a good site you've got here (yes, and get some shameless and free promotion for my sh*tty band's site...). I liked the bit about the offical site. You know you're on the right track when you piss the club off!

Also, judging from the bit about Darren Ferguson's moaning in the Wrexham report, you've read the Viz book the Joy Of Sexism?
 
Full Name: Terry The Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/10/2001, 10:06 AM
Comments: Hey Dan do you have any ideas for what i sohuld do on the pitch at half time instead of the penalty shoot out?
 
Full Name: Wolverhamptonpie
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/8/2001, 9:35 AM
Comments: Great site. Can't wait to read the Notts County match report-even if we get hammered! Keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/7/2001, 4:44 PM
Comments: We know the Zogoids are real, but the club should be kept in the dark. I've had enough trouble convincing them that Transparent Taff is a fake and he's not happy about it.
 
Full Name: ZTG
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/7/2001, 2:44 PM
Comments: SORRY, BUT I'VE JUST VISITED A SITE CLAIMING TO BE OFFICIAL AND LEFT A MESSAGE TELLING THEM THAT THEIR SITE IS A LOAD OF DRIVEL .......................................................................SORRY LOFTY
 
Full Name: zog the great
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/7/2001, 2:03 PM
Comments: EARTHLING YOU DOUBT THE POWER OF THE RAY
CHECK OUT HTAFC.COM THEN BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF ZOG HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE ......... SORRY I WAS BORED LOFTY
 
Full Name: Baz Mac
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/7/2001, 7:28 AM
Comments: Superb site. Much merriment and chuckles here. Keep up the fab work, everyone.
 
Full Name: BoroMutt
Home Page: http://uk.geocities.com/boromutt/index.html
Date and Time: 11/7/2001, 6:22 AM
Comments: Excellent site. I shall be back to follow some more of your deranged ramblings. Keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: Jon
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 11/6/2001, 4:39 PM
Comments: This site is a superb effort. I laughed out loud. I'm looking forward to reading when Huddersfield play the Bees in a couple of weeks.
 
Full Name: Jon (Stockport County fan)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/29/2001, 8:50 AM
Comments: Just wanted to offer my congrats on having the best footy site I've seen - if only we had a county fan who'd put out something this good!

Good luck for the season and hopefully our clubs shall meet next season (but hopefully NOT in the second division, however likely that may be!)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/28/2001, 3:46 PM
Comments: Thanks Charles - where did Leon come from? All will be explained in the Wrexham report. Along with more referee bashing (MR Leake again!), although he wasn't as bad as your example!
 
Full Name: Charles (from USA)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/28/2001, 2:45 PM
Comments: Congrats on another win today - where did Leon Knight come from?

By the way, I just saw a "refereeing" performance today even worse than those you seem to complaing about...in a college match, there were:

3 brawls.
2 players tackled (the American football way) by keepers in the penalty area - no call.
1 player pushed down by a player not in the game as he was making a run into open space - free kick awarded but nothing else.
1 goal scored when a player was 5 yards offside - the linesman had the flag up and was overruled
1 potential game-winning header where the player started to jump for a header and was held (both arms around) by the defender - no call.

Total number of cards for the game: 0
 
Full Name: gothenburg-gull
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/27/2001, 6:18 AM
Comments: Brilliant report,had tears in my eyes.
Keep it up.You've gone and set a good
standard.Well done
 
Full Name: Terry the Terrier
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/26/2001, 3:08 AM
Comments: 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 bbbbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
ttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh number one no number two terry the terrier number 1
 
Full Name: Jack Straw BHA
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 1:41 PM
Comments: You have set the bench mark for the others to reach. Fantastic site. I'm now addicted!
Thanks for a really good laugh. Brilliant.
Cheers, Jack Straw.
 
Full Name: Drew
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 12:50 PM
Comments: A superb site!! Cheers for a good day in Huddersfield as
well - sorry about the result (actually, I'm not).

Drew
Hebden Bridge Seagulls
 
Full Name: JCFG BHAFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 7:46 AM
Comments: My office is normally very quiet, but not for the ten minutes I spent reading the Brighton match report.

I'll be spreading the word. Cheers.
 
Full Name: BHAFC girlie
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 7:10 AM
Comments: This has got to be the best match reports I've ever read. Keep up the sense of humour - your gonna need it!

Actually Huddersfield was one of the best days out I've had for a long time - are you fans always to friendly? Made a pleasant contrast to Baardif
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 6:59 AM
Comments: Thanks :-)

Roz - No, I never mess with any of the archives, they always remain at the same URL and I've not deleted any reports so far.
 
Full Name: Rusco BHAFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 6:18 AM
Comments: Fantastic, best footy thing I have read in ages
 
Full Name: Roz aka Lady Bracknell
Home Page: http://www.southspark.co.uk
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 5:02 AM
Comments: Danny, yet again an absolutely brilliant report! This really is the best site around. And thanks very much for your comments about Robert Eaton and the giant flag too. Much appreciated. BTW, you are linked to my footie section but I've got to post a separate link to the Brighton report. You don't have any intention of clearing out your archives in the near future do you?
 
Full Name: Yello
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 4:42 AM
Comments: Excellent.
One day all Web sites should be like this
 
Full Name: Kingston Seagull
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 4:05 AM
Comments: Class site!

This is the most original football site I've seen in ages and it is genuinely funny from the views of both sets of fans involved in your matches.

 
Full Name: Woodingdan Seagull
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/25/2001, 1:55 AM
Comments: This is without doubt, the finest and funniest match report I have ever seen. Many congratulations to the owners and contributors of this site. Good luck to Town for the rest of the season.
Keep the faith.
 
Full Name: SEAGULL USA
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/24/2001, 9:14 PM
Comments: Humour of the highest order.Best of luck.
Brighton exile.
 
Full Name: SoCal White
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/22/2001, 3:44 PM
Comments: Great Site! I check it weekly! Never have seen Huddersfield play, but after reading the reports, I support them anyway!
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/18/2001, 4:13 PM
Comments: hey marcus i d rather be called a leicester reject than tisha marcuscheers for telling everybody see u a week on sat dan
 
Full Name: TERRY THE TERRIER
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/18/2001, 3:19 PM
Comments: Have u got any special dance moves that u want me and Trisha to do on the pitch at th wrexham match if u do then tell us and we will do it for u ok.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/18/2001, 10:31 AM
Comments: I sit in the yellow dugout with 'home' marked on it. I look like this -

I suggest when you come over, to identify yourself, you perform the following gesture -
 
Full Name: TERRY THE TERRIER
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/18/2001, 9:56 AM
Comments: Hey Dan its me again where do you sit in the town ground if u tell me i'll come and see u.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/17/2001, 8:51 AM
Comments: Weird :-) I feel like I'm speaking to two of my creations here, as if HTFC-World characters have come to life.

(I had to add the little GIFs for my own sad amusement)
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/17/2001, 7:00 AM
Comments: NO this is the best mascot spaeaking the terrier im at schoolwriting this ill do one better on the pitch than MARCUS CHEERS DAN
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/16/2001, 5:12 PM
Comments: Bit late for tonight's match unfortunately but before the Wrexham game could you drink 2 bottles of Vodka and then throw up in the goalmouth?

I'll see if I can think up something before the next home game.
 
Full Name: TERRY THE TERRIER
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/16/2001, 10:17 AM
Comments: Hey Dan its the real terry the terrier here have u got anything u want me to do on the pitch so that u know its me?
 
Full Name: Griff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/16/2001, 6:25 AM
Comments: Great Site, Disappointed you didn't stay up last season as there won't be a MCFC report this year, though the last one you did of our fans may be a good thing!!!
I see you have caught the CM bug as well!!!

All the best with the site and the season.

good luck

Griff
CTID
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/16/2001, 3:11 AM
Comments: We have an otter mascot suit as well now??? Figures.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/15/2001, 2:29 PM
Comments: sorry dan i werent there in the oter mascot suit i only tried it on but i ll be wearing it against halifax in ldv tomarrow.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/12/2001, 5:15 PM
Comments: One of my secrets revealed - I always rely on your match reports to remind me of the key incidents for inclusion in mine!

I suppose the next step is to take a snapshot next time I see you in the bar area at half-time and somehow work that into the report ;-)

 
Full Name: Martin Sykes
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/12/2001, 11:12 AM
Comments: A real live name check - much more exciting than "appearing" in a Barnsley exec box!

I shall dine out on it, Danny!
 
Full Name: Rose
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/12/2001, 2:10 AM
Comments: Brilliant report on the city game. Keep up the good work, and heres looking forward to your visit to the Gate.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/11/2001, 2:35 PM
Comments: Cheers fellas.

BLIMEY! It really IS the celebrity guestbook - The Town Mascot, Marcus Stewart and now David Lloyd of Maid Marion fame (for nostalgia fans). Nice one :-)
 
Full Name: Rob Fernandes
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/11/2001, 1:26 PM
Comments: I'm fairly sure I came on here to shower you in praise after your report following our cup game last season, but you've managed to top that with this latest report of Huddersfield v City. Laugh? I fell off my chair. Brilliant!
 
Full Name: Dave BCFC
Home Page: http://members.tripod.co.uk/David__Lloyd
Date and Time: 10/11/2001, 12:45 PM
Comments: You sir, are a comic genius of the first order. Your Bristol City match report made me cry with laughter ... which makes a change from the normal sort of crying which is usually associated with watching 2nd div footie.
 
Full Name: Kampso
Home Page: http://www.footballforums.co.uk
Date and Time: 10/10/2001, 6:59 AM
Comments: Great site - hope that at least 1 Huddersfield fan will turn up at Footballforums some day to display the club badge!!!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/7/2001, 3:42 PM
Comments: Thanks, the best tenner I ever made!

It's suddenly the celebrity guestbook with Marcus and the kid from inside the Town mascot signing it.
 
Full Name: Marcus Stewart
Home Page: http://www.eworldsports.co.uk
Date and Time: 10/7/2001, 10:02 AM
Comments: Thanks for the email, it's nice to know people remember me up there. I like the website but I'm not sure I want to be lampooned in one of your cartoon match reports! They're very funny though.

Keep supporting the lads, I'm sure Huddersfield Town have got a bright future ahead of them.

P.S. I hope you get your tenner!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/4/2001, 4:47 PM
Comments: Ted - I'm proud to have you, one of the mascots, in the HTFC-World guestbook. Your alter egos could soon be the best characters on the website ;-)
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/4/2001, 3:27 PM
Comments: This mascot rat and fox thing is making us famous - cheers Dan - after all we're just two teenagers. And we are now popular at school being HTFC mascots and plus I heard this is the most popular web site in Yorkshire.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/3/2001, 5:04 PM
Comments: I'm not actually taking the p*** out of the people IN the mascot suits ... it's the mascot suits themselves I'm taking the p*** out of. However, the BCFC incident was quite amusing (or so I'm told)
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/3/2001, 2:52 PM
Comments: hey dan dont take the p*ss of the mascots well one of them because my mate is the boy version and they have sacked the girl one so i m going to be it during the next home match and hopefully the rest of the season , on saturday though marcus nearly got sacked because he hit a bristol city player , by the way where only 14
 
Full Name: Nick
Home Page: http://www.bid4sport.com
Date and Time: 10/3/2001, 4:48 AM
Comments: Hi

Just to let you know that a charity
auction of a signed town shirt is
now taking place at barry venison's
www.bid4sport.com website. Top
bid at the time of writing is
just 30!

Cheers

Nick
 
Full Name: Bats
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/2/2001, 8:38 AM
Comments: Funny you should say that .... !! Seriously, there is a middle aged guy who sits in the dug out every game, we call him 'Lacky Man' cos all he does is fetch and carry for the team. If a ball goes out of the ground, he has to walk round and out to get it. We have bets on how long it will take him to get up from the bench to retrieve each ball. Fantastic fun for all the family during any 'slow' times !! Does anyone else have a 'Lacky Man' on their team bench I wonder ? Bats
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/2/2001, 7:51 AM
Comments: 30 seconds from the ground? Do you have a large collection of match balls with Iffy's bootprint on them?
 
Full Name: Bats
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/2/2001, 7:32 AM
Comments: It would be lovely to play you in the Cup (we've got Southampton), although I feel our Chairman, given the choice, would choose a Premier club for some reason !! Anyway, if we do meet in the Cup (or in seasons to come), you would be most welcome to park right outside my house for free. It's a permit only area as I live 30 seconds from the ground. And anyone else for that matter !! Bats
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/2/2001, 5:59 AM
Comments: Ta, the structure (War of the Worlds martian) you've spotted is the base of our floodlight as well as the connection between the adjoining rooves of two stands -



There's a report from last season's home game against Gillingham archived under the 'reports' button. We might get you in the cup if we manage to get that far.
 
Full Name: Bats
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/2/2001, 5:17 AM
Comments: Another hilarious report Dan. You will surely
get the recognition you deserve some day !!
Great pity that we are not in the same division
as a report on the Gills would be a very amusing read.
Anyway, could you tell me something ........
the last piccie on the Chesterfield report (the
one with the winger running up the steps) .... what
is that thing in the corner of your stand ? It
looks liek somehting out of 'The Day of the Triffids' !!!
Best wishes to you and your hobbit dogs.

Bats
 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: http://www.total-albion.com
Date and Time: 10/1/2001, 2:14 PM
Comments: yep, tis a good font :) I've just fell off my chair laughing at the Town-Chesterfraud report :-)

Can't wait to see the Albion one, I think 2-2 for that match :)
 
Full Name: Alan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 10/1/2001, 12:32 PM
Comments: As a spireite who attended last tuesday, you have to admit that you have a cracking ground(puts ours to shame-just!!) and the site is probably the best I have seen- I'll keep visiting it just for the cartoons, but the swimming pool sketch for Luke is stretching it a bit far!