Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/30/2001, 4:18 PM
Comments: You have me mistaken for the dog. Or 'hobbit dogs' as I call them ... those ears aren't natural - there's some cross breeding with a hobbit somewhere in the family tree.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/29/2001, 6:38 PM
Comments: Nice to see everything going so well Dan, and a fine picture to boot. But you weren't that hairy when I last saw you...

P.S. Wheres me CD gone, eh? I suppose I'll have to come round and get it sometime and drink all your beer. Sounds fair enough to me :O)
 
Full Name: Phill Rodgerson
Home Page: http://www.Terrier-Bytes.com
Date and Time: 9/29/2001, 12:22 PM
Comments: Fantastic website.. always has been! I love reading your hilarious match reports every week. I think you'll get the credit you deserve soon and be working on a much larger scale!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/26/2001, 10:11 AM
Comments: OK, I'll see if I can get it into one of the photos if it's visible. I see you had no problems downloading the font ;-)
 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: http://www.total-albion.com
Date and Time: 9/26/2001, 9:41 AM
Comments: Dan, look out for the Yorkshire Seagulls flag at Huddersfield when the Albion play you :)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/26/2001, 6:11 AM
Comments: More significantly, I do have a picture of you stood next to a certain ride at Walt Disney World which can easily be uploaded here for all to see.

#It's a small world afterall#
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/26/2001, 5:53 AM
Comments: He does have breasts and he is rich.
 
Full Name: Bats
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/26/2001, 5:31 AM
Comments: Hey Dan ...not a bad piccie at all !! Two questions for you ....Are you rich by any chance and why does it look like you have breasts ? Hey ho.
Bats.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/26/2001, 3:09 AM
Comments: There will be a report, yes. It will contain several (new!) diving jokes.
 
Full Name: Stan CFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 5:23 PM
Comments: Any chance of a report on tonight's game??
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 11:29 AM
Comments: 5 pounds my rear end (Your swear monitoring thing cut out my first effort)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: http://www.htfc-world.com/extras/mutts.jpg
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 10:52 AM
Comments: There you go from the link above. Maybe if you'd left the settings on 'auto' rather than manually adjusting the flash to 'high radiation' level then it would've turned out better and I wouldn't have been temporarily blinded?

He who dares, wins ... £5
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 10:39 AM
Comments: Hee ha ho. Yes, they were a pair of dogs. Kept me up all night too ... barking in the early hours.
 
Full Name: Rob
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 10:24 AM
Comments: Ive been reading your work since the old site went online 24 months ago yet I could walk straight past you at a match without even knowing who you are Dan;
Nows the time to put a face to the name
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 10:05 AM
Comments: I got hold of his camera last night & took one of him with a right couple of dogs!!!Dare him to show that one........
 
Full Name: LP
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 9:39 AM
Comments: when do we get to see a pic of u then Dan?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 9:14 AM
Comments: You've not met many rich men yet, have you? Try looking up S.Hammam in the phone book or B.Rubery (Caribbean Yellow Pages), they've got some loot.
 
Full Name: Bats
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 8:20 AM
Comments: Sorry, have only just been recommended to this site so missed all the previous reports. Chip does seem to be a sad sort of chap if he puts up with this behaviour ! If you need a different project to work, how about one for me and my friend Gillette ..... find Bats and Gillette 2 hunky rich men project ? Not that we're shallow or anything but the richer the better ok !! Cheers ears. Up the Gills. Bats
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 5:22 AM
Comments: Cheers Timco, if the official site connection is pushed through (they've already put a link up on our official site www.htafc.com to 'alternative match report') then I might be able to get hold of a video for each game which would provide me with enough footage.

I'll have to get an away report done soon!

Bats - thanks but unfortunately the 'Save Chip' subject has been done already (covered in the Birmingham report from the last game of 00/01). We discussed it on the messageboard and decided Chip should either find himself a new girlfriend or stand up for himself ;-)

 
Full Name: timco
Home Page: http://www.albionalbum.co.uk
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 4:52 AM
Comments: I know where you are coming from with the no pictures rule that NT$ have instigated.

I get away with it for now as I supply the club with pictures for the official programme so can get a press pass and I state on the application that this is the use I wish to put them too.

still good luck and you could always give Matin Perry (CE at Brighton) an email and see if he will OK permission for you and get you press accreditation (Press accreditation gets you pitchside access, free programme, free cup of something brown, liquid and warm at HT and free sarnies in the press box at Ht if you can get in before the scribes have gobbled them all.

martin.perry@bhafc.co.uk is the email addy and plead your case well.
 
Full Name: Bats P*ss
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/25/2001, 2:50 AM
Comments: Cheered me up no end on a miserable Tuesday morning. Fanbloodytastic site people .... we shall singing your praises to the good folk of Gillingham. Any chance of incorporating a Save Chip here and there for Soccer AM ? Come on you Gills. Bats.
 
Full Name: Mi Blunder
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/24/2001, 11:18 AM
Comments: 'Hot hoof down to local girl guide shop' speakingly my goodly Uncle Chunder. I say MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWW.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/20/2001, 5:35 PM
Comments: Thanks Cardiff fans :-)

Unfortunately there won't be a report from our game this weekend (although there should be a new report appearing on the site next week). The reasons being -
* I'm not going as it's my birthday and I've got other things on
* Footage for away games is not as easy to come by this season as it was last
* Stewards now seem to be under strict instruction to stop people with digital cameras (not a problem for home games as I have permission)
 
Full Name: Tim (Cardiff exile in Portugal)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/20/2001, 3:20 PM
Comments: Bloody marvellous - best club footy site I've seen yet - I'll be visiting even when you aren't playing the Bluebirds (or Vitoria Guimar„es!)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/20/2001, 3:18 PM
Comments: Cheers Charles, if USA get to the World Cup finals and John Thorrington is picked then you never know!
 
Full Name: Charles (DC United, USA)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/20/2001, 11:33 AM
Comments: Fantastic site! DC United seems to share many of the problems you ascribe Huddersfield, though our worst seems to be that we *believe* we're the best club in the league. So we'll go out and lose 2-0, getting outshot about 15-5, and come away thinking that we "played wonderfully", were "the better side", but were "desperately unlucky".

[Then again, this is from a country that until recently believed the best formation to play against Germany was a 1-6-3. Yes, I said 1-6-3.]

Anyway, good luck on promotion and I'll keep coming back here - good to be able to follow some football during the many months MLS isn't playing and the reports are fantastic. If you're coming to the US anytime soon and want to do a report...
 
Full Name: Nick Walker
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/20/2001, 11:27 AM
Comments: Brilliant
Just read the Wycombe report.
I'll be back to see your Cardiff report next week.
How can you get ITV Digital?
I'm in Jersey and they told me NO WAY JOSE!
 
Full Name: Cardiff Keith
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/20/2001, 11:21 AM
Comments: From one taff to another. Absolutely superb. Totally unique. Can't wait for your irreverent take on the Cardiff/Terriers game. I'm sure the crowd will feature somewhere ! I'm working on an English version of Welsh Friction. Watch this space.

Nice one !

Bluebirds !!!!!!
 
Full Name: SEAGULL
Home Page: http://www.northstandchat.co.uk/discus/
Date and Time: 9/19/2001, 5:02 PM
Comments: Thought I'd share this with you.

WELSH FRICTION

The Scene: John Trovolta and Samuel J. Jackson sitting in car talking.
(Pulp Fiction music fades off...)

S: Ok, so tell me again about the Welsh.

J: Whaddya wanna know?

S: Beastiality is legal there right?

J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They wan't you to sh*g sheep in your home or certain designated places.

S: And those are valleys?

J: Ok, it breaks down like this: its legal to buy a sheep, its legal to
own a sheep and if you're a farmer its legal to sell or loan sheep, its
ILLEGAL to f*ck sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos,
getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got
a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the intellect the police in
Wales DON'T have.

S: Arrr man. I'm not goin', that's all there is too it, I'm never f*ckin'goin'.

J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing about Wales is?

S: What?

J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.

S: Example.

J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Swansea and order a lump of coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Cardiff you can buy coal in MacDonalds. Do you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in Wales?

S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?

J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the f*ck a 1/4 pounder is.

S: So whadda they call it?

J: A (assumes welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".

S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?

J: That's right.

S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?

J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again).

S: (imitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?

J: Ha ha ha

S: Whadda they call a Whopper?

J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French Fries in Cardiff instead of ketch-up?

S: What?

J: Coal.

S: Arrr man...

J: I,ve seen 'um do it man, they f*ckin' drown 'um in that sh*t.
 
Full Name: andy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/16/2001, 8:11 AM
Comments: I coudnt beleive yesterdays peformance after the way we played aganst wycome i really thoght we were going to batter them when we scored first. but ive got to admit that omarod is a realy good player, allmost as good as thorinton. anyway i still think well get in the playofs.
 
Full Name: Goody
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/13/2001, 1:26 PM
Comments: I think I must be incontinent, as I piss myself every week when I visit this site
 
Full Name: Billy Pilgrim
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/11/2001, 6:55 AM
Comments: Excellent Bury report Danny. Zog reminded me of a planet that I often visit, Tralfamadore. They too have a device which imparts complete stupidity into the minds of anyone who gets caught in its beam. Although they have a more apt name for it, they call it the Bradford Ray.
 
Full Name: Hans Kraay
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/10/2001, 7:38 AM
Comments: Out-bleeding-standing!! You're getting lots of plugs on northstandchat.co.uk - the Brighton Chat site - and well deserved it is. Keep it going.
 
Full Name: On the left Wing
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/10/2001, 7:23 AM
Comments: It's just a shame your team are p.ss poor - but I guess that's part of it
 
Full Name: On The Left Wing
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/10/2001, 7:22 AM
Comments: This must be the best footie website around - it's the talk of our own site.
OTLW
(North Stand Chat _ BHA)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/4/2001, 8:28 AM
Comments: I've walked the Premiership 5 years in succession with Town so it's possible to build a good team. Gavin Holligan was my star striker, hence the winning 10/1 bet on him scoring the first goal on Sunday (despite the fact I'd never actually seen him play before)
 
Full Name: loftywalt@kissmyass.com
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/3/2001, 3:23 PM
Comments: the bantams may be on the verge ay-upp burnley
 
Full Name: steve aka loftywalt
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/3/2001, 3:19 PM
Comments: at last now i know why my cm town team are reletivly poor (that new gizmo wouldn't let me say c***!)(bury report confession) cheers dan.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/3/2001, 7:13 AM
Comments: I recorded the highlights last night for that very reason. However, if I do ever get round to it, it won't be in the near future as I'm on holiday this week and I'll then have to catch up on Town reports.
 
Full Name: Liam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/3/2001, 5:05 AM
Comments: Dan

Will you be writing a report on the slightly amusing defeat of Germany? Your report on the France game was good I was wondering if you might do another international.

Cheers
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/1/2001, 10:35 AM
Comments: Sir, you appear to suffer from some sort of infliction which involves sticking A's all over the place.
 
Full Name: Olly K
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/1/2001, 6:33 AM
Comments: Why isn't this site called HTAFC WORLD, becauase you are not HTFC, Halifax town are. GET IT RIGHT.
 
Full Name: Steve from planet GIGG
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/1/2001, 4:44 AM
Comments: Brilliant stuff Taff... It,s good to see rival fans agree unanimously on "Joan" Collins our lumbering goal giver... and apart from "Bully" and Chris Billy that "w**ker Warnock" sold us down the river with horrendous signings... With your set up it won't be long before Div 1 beckons.... IF the Shakers takeover goes through then we might not be far behind you ...(in our dreams)...All the best .
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/1/2001, 4:41 AM
Comments: The past may have gone but the nightmare of the present is here and now ... and it goes by the name of Rubery.
 
Full Name: Martin
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/1/2001, 3:33 AM
Comments: Brilliant report on the Bury game, I'll look forward to your report after you've visited us at Gigg Lane.
 
Full Name: Daniel Leonard
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 8:39 PM
Comments: I must protest about fans who slag off town
when they should be getting behind the team
T he past has gone, lets look to the future and the premier league
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 2:56 PM
Comments: Erm, moving on from that theme now ... yawn ...
 
Full Name: Dave B
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 12:22 PM
Comments: Just as my hatred for you lot starts to weaken, and i start to feel sorry for you after what Rubbery has done to the club, you go and write that article on City don't you. I started to think " Maybe they're not all that bad" but no, you slag us off something rotten. Well let me tell you something you're all a set of sad sorry f**kers.
 
Full Name: Bradford fan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 11:02 AM
Comments: Hope Huddersfield get promoted this year and next year so I can see your match reports for more Bradford matches when we are both in the Premier League. I've seen the other reports and they are wicked.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 10:32 AM
Comments: Much as I'd like to take credit for their creation, these are, unfortunately, real Bradford City fans. Well, not as many of them as they'd have you believe ... fortunately IP addresses and computer names don't tend to lie.

Frustrated City fan posts tiresome message
Frustrated City fan is ridiculed
Now even more frustrated City fan reposts as a Town fan named Andy
City fan is applauded for use of brain
Kool Bantam arrives on scene to survey his work

We all get another laugh out of 'em :)
 
Full Name: Rob
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 10:12 AM
Comments: I so hope it wasn't and that Kool Bantam really is a City fan who believes andy's not a fellow Bantam's invention.
Or is this just an elaborate wind up by you Dan?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 9:59 AM
Comments: PRAY that's a "triple bluff" :)
 
Full Name: Kool Bantam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2001, 9:16 AM
Comments: DOWNTOWN! what a c**ppy site, and what a bunch of imbred muppets you lot are! especially Andy who can't spell to save his life! that just sums the lot of you up. Sh*t ground, no fans, sh*t ground no fans!!! you'll never get back out of the 2nd division ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/30/2001, 2:15 PM
Comments: The double bluff! I like it! I won't ridicule that one ... you see ... all it takes is a little imagination ;)
 
Full Name: andy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/30/2001, 12:33 PM
Comments: i wish theese bradferd fans woud stop riting on this site, they think they are so good just becouse theve been in the premear leage, i woudnt mind but there ground is rubish. just watch there buble will bust soon.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/29/2001, 7:21 AM
Comments: It was :) Only 1 picture of match incidents is an all time low.

Having fun at work?
 
Full Name: Sab
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/29/2001, 6:45 AM
Comments: yes Dan, such a sacrifice I'm sure!!
 
Full Name: Paul B
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/29/2001, 4:57 AM
Comments: The best footie site by miles.

I really do hope you get rid of that t**t before he takes Hudders under, but if the worse does happen will you please start a site like this for Barnsley?
 
Full Name: BRIS CITY FC Ciderboy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/28/2001, 4:06 PM
Comments: Thought id better put full club in as might be accused of being from bradford.

Superb website lads, youve set the standard, looking forward to bringing our hoards to your place, hopefully well still be top or there abouts
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/28/2001, 2:00 PM
Comments: Thanks :)

Spare time? Not as much as I'd like. I did however sacrifice much of the Rochdale report in order to try and get back with my girlfriend over the Bank Holiday weekend.

I'm surprised Sam didn't make an offer for Transparent Taff along with Boothy and Lucketti!
 
Full Name: barryblue ccfc
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/28/2001, 1:09 PM
Comments: Top site lads! One of the best football sites I've found. Match reports funny as f**k!
 
Full Name: Jonny Bach (CCFC)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/28/2001, 12:33 PM
Comments: This site is immense. The stuff here is absolute genius.
Two questions though, how much spare time to you have on your hands to make all this stuff? I have no life and my site is still very lame and hasn't got much stuff on it.
Also, how does this board know I'm a Taffy?
 
Full Name: Brighton Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/27/2001, 10:27 PM
Comments: Top site lads, funny as f***.
Good luck with the behind the scenes stuff and as we say down here in Sussex, "Keep the faith"
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/27/2001, 6:21 AM
Comments: Cos, like, yeah, that's what football's all about - the Premier League.
 
Full Name: Grant
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/26/2001, 7:25 AM
Comments:

I have just read your piece on bradford, and although you say you admire us in a kind of way, it's obvious that you're totally jealous of us. OK, you're ground might be better than ours but who cares, you'll never get to the premier league, we've been there and we're going back.

P.S. I am dull.
 
Full Name: Mr Petulengro (Wycombe)
Home Page: http://smbu.co.uk/
Date and Time: 8/23/2001, 6:07 AM
Comments: Stunning site, probably the best i've seen. Looking forward to seeng a report on your game against us :-)

Cheers

P

 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/22/2001, 7:39 PM
Comments: p.s. just looked down the list - love the red flashing 'warning idiot detected' - absolutely classic mate :))
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/22/2001, 7:36 PM
Comments: Top of the pile in the Yorkie website 100, hardly surprising, the t-shirt fits like a glove but i get some funny looks down in Slough where im exiled for the time being, get me back to yorkshire right now!! all the pubs serve shandy - its true!!!!! arggghh nightmare :), keep up the good work mate, the cd is top of the buy list when im back up there this weekend, hmmm playing bury - i remember them :))))), oh and if your reading this by some miracle Mr Rubery erm i (we) dont like you much, erm do the world a favour and die horribly, ttfn Paul
 
Full Name: MadmafromMarsh
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/22/2001, 3:16 PM
Comments: Fantastic site, I think it will be the only bright spot in what is already turning out to be a disastrous season. Can't wait to see what humour you can extract out of last night's shambolic match. Rubery out! Macari out! Holland out! Keep up your brilliant standard.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/21/2001, 5:57 PM
Comments: Cheers Tom but I must say I quite enjoy postings like BCFC Fans - not only does it make me think 'Phew, thank God I'm not him' but he also shows himself up as an idiot in front of fans not just of Huddersfield Town but the entire league (as your posting shows).

Keep spreading the gospel of the ignoramus BCFC Fan, you're doing your fellow idiots proud.

PS, good to see you waited for the extra time at Macclesfield to filter through before posting. Otherwise you would've looked even more of a tosswit.
 
Full Name: Tom (LUFC)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/21/2001, 4:32 PM
Comments: You mean Leeds United of course, Bantam Idiot. It's clear to see why you don't run a site like this, not got the brain cells or the humour, y'see?
 
Full Name: BCFC fan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/21/2001, 4:21 PM
Comments:

HA HA ROCHDALE!
Division 2
Who's top of Division 1?
BRADFORD CITY, Yorkshire greatest team.
Going up back where we belong, Huddersfield going down again! Down to where they belong.