Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/26/2001, 6:13 AM
Comments: Delroy caused all sorts of problems for defenders this season and has drawn a few comparisons with Emile Heskey although he doesn't fall over quite as often. Nowhere near the finished article so although it would be a good move for him I doubt he'd get much first team football with Rovers in the Prem. I'd say he needs another season or two with us first then you can have him ;-)
 
Full Name: yawnsie BRFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2001, 4:31 PM
Comments: Just thought I'd grace the site with the dubious honour of my presence again. I've heard that we (Blackburn) have been linked with Delroy Facey - can't say I know too much about him, except that he was your top scorer. What's he like?

Anyway, hope you get yourself sorted out soon - I've read most of the reports already. It's a totally tenuous link, but I know a lad who's going to the McAlpine in a few weeks to see Bon Jovi - any chance you could somehow rip the piss out of the 80's stadium rock dinosaurs?
 
Full Name: Chillo
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2001, 6:44 AM
Comments: As a Palace fan, I must say that I haven't laughed so much since Alan Smith was sacked. Sorry to see you go down, but glad it wasn't us (saying anything else would be lying).

I'll bookmark your site to revisit during next season when things (again) get grim at Palace.

Cheers.
 
Full Name: RON
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2001, 1:59 PM
Comments: WHO CARES WHAT DIVISION WE PLAY IN, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THIS SITE GOING TOWN WILL BE AT THE TOP OF THE WEB SITE LEGUE LEEG LEAGE TABLE
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2001, 6:48 AM
Comments: Ta, by the time I've got another couple of reports done, sorted out my house, taken a much needed holiday and figured out some way of financing the site it'll be off to Lincoln and Halifax for the preseason friendlies before hopefully covering the home games against Manchester City and Bradford City preseason.
 
Full Name: Jason
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2001, 6:38 AM
Comments: Love the site, This and Ormondroyd are the two best footie sites on the web. What will you do now, without soccer for 12 weeks?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2001, 4:51 AM
Comments: I put something about that a few entries down in my last reply - reckon he'd be OK but he was one of our top earners and only making the bench at the end of the season so it made no sense to keep him on for financial reasons as much as football ones.

He's alright but I think he's dependant on a decent partner who will set him up as I don't think he scored any goals from outside the area while with us. I could be wrong as most of his goals came away from the Mac so I might've missed a 40 yard scorcher. Hmm.
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2001, 4:32 AM
Comments: Hey Dan,

I see we've been linked to Gallen, he's been quoted in the local press as saying he "would love to come to Pompey" mind you he's on the dole so any job would be nice. The general opinion down here is that he's overpaid and underskilled/motivated. What about him? is he any good? are you glad to get rid?
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/20/2001, 2:46 PM
Comments: i see u watch socceram the show is as just as good as your site sod chip save town
 
Full Name: mandy norman
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/18/2001, 4:15 PM
Comments: Brilliant report - my daughter and I have just been trying to fit the words to the music - highly amusing after a few beers - me not her !!!
as an avid town fan I just want to say a great big thank you to any Preston supporter who may read this - THANK YOU FOR STUFFING BIRMINGHAM LAST NIGHT - the best bit was seeing Francis throwing his dummy out of the pram - brilliant
 
Full Name: yawnsie BRFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2001, 4:34 PM
Comments: The address to this site just got posted on a Blackburn messageboard - got to say, it's one of the funniest football related things I've ever seen - almost as amusing as Burnley's defending!

Anyway, good luck in Div. Two next season - hopefully, you'll have a few more successful match reports to do next year.
 
Full Name: sue
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2001, 6:04 AM
Comments: Sorry to see Town go down but what a brilliant report, especially the choice of music. Sad but very very funny!

Will be back next season
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2001, 5:36 AM
Comments: I was surprised the League didn't launch an enquiry once they found out Lee Badbuy had got on the scoresheet ;-)

Looks like you're about to sign Gallen from us. Can't say I'm too bothered but I reckon he'll get 15+ goals if he's playing alongside the right sort of player (not Badbuy), he doesn't appear to be the sort to get a goal out of nothing though.
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2001, 4:48 AM
Comments: Ahh Dan, I waited ages for your reoprt but as usual it was worth it. It must have been a difficult one for you. As it 'appens, Barnsley were swept aside on a tide of emotion etc they didn't just capitulate (unlike Fulham)I firmly believe we would have stuffed Juventus that day, we played brilliantly. Oh all right maybe not Juventus. I hope you continue the site next season, Its the highlight of my Wednesday.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2001, 5:55 PM
Comments: Yeah but we've got the 3 stars which signify our triple championship back to back wins. Given that it's something no other club has been able to beat since we set the record I feel this more than makes up for the poxy dog. Maybe.
 
Full Name: Concerned viewer
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2001, 10:33 AM
Comments: First time I've ever seen your badge close up and I'm a bit worried about it to be honest. Is that was of those annoying yappy little Yorkshire terriers, so beloved by old ladies/queens, lurking there at the bottom? Why not put a bloody ribbon on the little sod and have done with it? I mean I know your called 'The Terriers' and are from Yorkshire but surely you could have stretched things a bit and got at a pit bull on there instead - or at least a staffy.
 
Full Name: jonnyh
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2001, 9:32 AM
Comments: Is it the same Andrew Morton who wrote the book about Diana? Always did write s**t!
 
Full Name: Andrew Morton
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2001, 2:53 AM
Comments: When I grow up I hope to go to Lyndhurst Junior and Infants School
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2001, 3:41 PM
Comments: Well he's at Huddersfield uni now Sab, so no ridiculing please
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2001, 2:18 PM
Comments: Andy Morton, what school did you go to?
 
Full Name: The Observer
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2001, 6:52 AM
Comments: Just looked at your superb website. I read with interest your guestbook. Comments?

ANDREW MORTON
Seriously in need of a sense of humour transplant. Probably wouldn't be able to spot the good humoured approach to football this site promotes to one and all if it sneeked up and bit him on the behind.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2001, 3:19 AM
Comments: Wow, you must have a really enjoyable life! I wonder - do you have any idea about the concept of humour? Did you stop and think that maybe a site featuring reports with dead midfielders, players with guide dogs, strikers with donkey heads and invisible mates was not actually supposed to be reporting the game accurately?

I'd also point out that after the Sheffield United report I got 17 emails from United fans saying how much they enjoyed it. Read the guestbook archives from that date for more response from Sheffield fans and for God's sake stop watching Last of the Summer Wine. You need to get hold of a sense of humour ASAP.
 
Full Name: jonnyh
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2001, 3:19 AM
Comments: What an ar5e! The Blades fan is the most arrogant sounding to$$er thar's appeared on this site Dan. At one point i thought he was praising the site, then he was slagging us off. He comes across as a bit schizo. "There's only two Andy Mortons, two Andy Mortons..."
 
Full Name: Andrew Morton
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/14/2001, 10:45 AM
Comments: Just looked at your superbly designed website. It is without Premiership standard (content apart) unlike your team. Being a Blade, I read with interest your reports on games versus SUFC. Comments?

ROB KOZLUK.
Cannot cross but if reports in the local Huddysfield papers are to be believed, Kozzie was MOM on four occasions. When he left us, he was fragile, no confidence. H eplayed at the McAlpine for 2 month, never winning a game, but came back full of confidence and playing like a man posessed. Has been our most improved player by a mile.

PETER NDLOVU
Fairy snuff, hadn't scored when we visited you, but has now hit 3 pearlers in the last six games. And he was the reason you had a chance last week.

CARL "ASS"ABA
6 goals in 11 games, including the winner at Hillsborough, the guy is no ass. He will get 20 goals easily next season. What a bargain, all thanks go to Lou Macari I see?

NEIL WARNOCK
Didn't he get you promoted?

LOU MACARI
Isn't he a Blades reject? Cause we gave the managers job to Ade Heath over him?!! Enuff said.

MARCUS STEWART
Obviously you know all about quality strikers seeing as you never sell them, oh...?

MARTIN SMITH
Quote...
".... I joined Huddersfield, because they are ambitious and want to play in the Premiership. Sheffield never wanted me there, because they are destined for Division 2...."

How I laugh at him! Well done to the Ginger kid on his brace at SWFC, never mind. Now you can terrorise Division Two defences!

DIVISION TWO
Its very nice. You will easily have the best ground. Pity you'll lose in the Play offs!

CURTIS WOODHOUSE
Na Na Na Na He's a Blade and He's a Blade

BYE BYE HUDDERSFIELD, I WON'T MISS YOU
 
Full Name: Luke
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/12/2001, 7:51 AM
Comments: Greatest Town website ever!!!! div 1:we will be back!!!!
 
Full Name: West Bank 'til I die
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2001, 12:51 PM
Comments: I forgot to mention, I'm a Wimbledon FC fan.
 
Full Name: West Bank 'til I die
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2001, 12:47 PM
Comments: Sorry to see you go down. I was sad it was you. I'd rather them f*cking (are we allowed to swear?) Palace c*nts than you. If not, I would prefer not to be beaten by Pompey stewards next season. And we have to play Millwall! I'm already looking forward to having bricks thrown in my face again at Fratton Park and The New Den next season. Ahhh Football...
 
Full Name: jonnyh
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2001, 9:18 AM
Comments: Likewise, i travel all the way from Middlesbrough to watch Town. I had a season ticket. If i can afford it then anyone can, because i'm terrible with money!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2001, 6:31 AM
Comments: But as a student at Hull I paid to travel to watch Town and paid for the tickets too. You need to find a better paid weekend job.
 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2001, 6:27 AM
Comments: i'm a fan of football and if anything i follow hoe blackburn do. fair enough, i dont go to games but stoodents cant usually afford tickets and their dad's aren't willing to buy them for them (guess who's sitting next to me). but then again if i were a huddersfield fan, chances are i could now afford 2nd division prices :)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2001, 5:52 AM
Comments: This is what being a football fan is all about. I'll be there attending such fixtures next season rather than just talking about being a football fan ;-)

Bad example to choose Bury as a point of ridicule. 2 of the best matches I've ever attended were at Bury when we were in the 2nd division so you actually manage to put things in perspective there ;-)
 
Full Name: Pete (Aston Uni)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2001, 5:43 AM
Comments: well... at least season tickets will be cheaper.

i'm sure you'll enjoy plaing against the likes of Bury and co.
 
Full Name: jonnyh
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/9/2001, 1:14 PM
Comments: Dan, is that God or is it an aged member of ZZ Top???!
 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: http://www.total-albion.com
Date and Time: 5/9/2001, 7:34 AM
Comments: Dan, sorry to see Huddersfield relegated, believe me when I say I know how it feels. But look forward to visiting the Mc Alpine stadium and dreaming of Albion having something similar - you get the delights of our wonderful Withdean Stadium too. ;)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 9:59 AM
Comments: Ta. OK, bored with the Bradford jibes now. Any City fans wanting to take the piss, please do it elsewhere. In case you hadn't noticed, when it comes to having a laugh at Town's expense I make a better job of it than you ... if you think otherwise then why not go away and start a website devoted to ridiculing Huddersfield Town yourself and see how popular you can make it.

Otherwise, just wait for the next report.
 
Full Name: Steve Hulme
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 9:39 AM
Comments: You've gotta get back next season - if only to stuff Norwich! Hopefully we won't see you at BRFC for a while yet......

From the Blackburn Rovers fan chat page:
Poor Huddersfield. Been hoping they'd stay up ever since I first started
visiting the web site of their fan who does the great match reports.

Kevin
 
Full Name: John Docherty (Camb Utd)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 9:16 AM
Comments: Ah - Cambridge + Udders meet again - an easy 6 points for you next season I predict as usual (I regard u as one of our (many!) bogey teams since our local paper used the headline "SHUDDERSFIELD" after one of our many defeats against u)
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Div 2 is not a bad division but certainly doesn't have the quality of Div 1 so I think u have to be one of the favourites for promotion next season.
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Anyway it could be worse - u could be Barnet.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 8:15 AM
Comments: Thornley, Beresford, Hay and Moses would be my hope. I expect more to leave - Smith, Gorre, Gallen, Armstrong (player of the year curse), Margetson, Jenkins ...
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 8:01 AM
Comments: So which players do you think (and hope) will leave in the coming weeks/months?
 
Full Name: Pete
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 5:41 AM
Comments: sorry to see you guys go down. honestly thought you could pull it off. sure you'll be back asap.

keep doing the site. fupping ace it is!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 3:44 AM
Comments: So did I Dave ;-)

Whether I'll fork out another load of cash from my own pocket to renew the site contract for another 12 months in September is not decided.
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2001, 3:36 AM
Comments: Ah Dan, what can I say, in my pre Sunday calculation I thought Udders looked the best bet to escape. I'll be paying more attention than normal to the 2nd Div next season, through your pages of course. Have a nice summer.
 
Full Name: Sharpy (Barnsley)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2001, 2:01 PM
Comments: Sorry it turned out to be you!
I really wanted Palace to go, or failing them Pompey. I couldn't believe it was you that couldn't find a chair when the music stopped.
Best of luck next season and hurry back - I shall really miss our annual hammering of you at Oakwell!
 
Full Name: SURVIVOR
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2001, 1:40 PM
Comments: Commiserations Huddersfield but it could have been worse.........It might have been us that went down!!!

PLAY UP POMPEY
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2001, 1:01 PM
Comments: Very clever Billy, I would ridicule you but you've already done a marvelous job of that along with all the other idiotic Bantams who've posted on here and other Town sites.

This site is visited by many football fans (it's a 50/50 split between Town and other clubs) so I'm glad that you and your fellow Bantams are showing the rest of the football world what a complete set of idiots a large proportion of your fans are.
 
Full Name: Billy Bantam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2001, 5:13 AM
Comments: Well lads im glad to see you went down.Thats another year i don't have to travel over to the worst part of west yorkshire as you continue to bask in our limelight for another season. Its not often the cr*ppest teams a division go down but it appears to have happened this season. Long Live Steve Bruce!!!

You are the weakest team in Yorkshire

Goodbye
 
Full Name: Jaz (Fulham)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2001, 2:14 AM
Comments: Hard luck Huddersfield, it should have been Pompey, but from watching your performances against us this season I reckon you'll have a good chance of promotion next year. One thing you need to change though is your mascot, the most depressed looking mascot I've ever seen! Good luck next season.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2001, 6:43 PM
Comments: Cheers, it's still 22 blokes kicking a ball about only next season we might just get a promotion challenge :-)
 
Full Name: James SLH (QPR)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2001, 5:49 PM
Comments: Bad luck Huddersfield, just wish it had been palace instead of you. That said, I'll look foward to reading your match report when you play us next season. Hope we both bounce back, us as champions, you as runners up.'See you all next year, we'll see you all...'
 
Full Name: Happy tyke
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2001, 12:59 PM
Comments: division 2 sounds good, dont get carried away its the old 3rd division! and crowds of 5,000 to 10,000 on a good day, all those Yorkshire derbys to miss, oh well enjoy your day ay Chesterfield.
 
Full Name: Louis (Wimbledon)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2001, 12:56 PM
Comments: Sorry to see you go down, if only you had put a one against us on Tuesday, then it would be Palace. I shall miss this site's reports, especially who is our next ACME striker clone!

comisarations and hope you bounce straight back.
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2001, 11:55 AM
Comments: i can believe it where in div 2 oh at least we will be in the ldv vans trothy
 
Full Name: justoutsidestokeblade
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2001, 11:30 AM
Comments: I've been a regular visitor to your site for some time and shall miss your reports of SUFC v HTFC matches. Your summary of the Bramall Lane match featuring the calculator wielding food and beverage service representatives and the plethora of balls on the pitch at the same time, was spot on.

In the same review, you were also critical of Curtis Woodhouse's physical approach to the game. Now he's come back to haunt you, with two goals in one game, which is about his usual aggregate for the season.

Having suffered an unexpected relegation in 1994 in injury time of the last game of the season, we know what you're going through. We only had ourselves to blame then and I suppose you do too, though you might also point the finger at David Hopkin, whose handball today was blatant. We don't like him much either, for different reasons.

Good Luck next season.

 
Full Name: Holland
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/4/2001, 1:34 PM
Comments: Great site, there should be more stuuf like it. I don't knw where you find the time!

Hope Lou does the business for you, either way I hope Stoke and Huddersfield meet up next year, so we can pay our respects to the Man himself.

Great site again.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/3/2001, 5:02 PM
Comments: S'ok I saw where you were coming from but just though I'd get some defence of Gallen in because I realise the screensaver may make it look like I hate the bloke! I would still give Craig a 'Worlds worst left back' badge as when he's been played there he's been his old self but he gets my vote as player of the season for his midfield displays.

I've said it before on the site somewhere but if I were to do reports on the World Cup '70 then Pele would get the p*ss taken out of him for his 2 misses which are looked upon as genius (the dummy from the desktop section and the shot from the halfway line). That's just the way this site is :-)

As for whether we'll stay up ... I dunno ;-)
 
Full Name: Andy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/3/2001, 3:07 PM
Comments: Dan,
I think you've taken my comments the wrong way. I was being sympathetic not accusing you of being a part timer. Your commitment to the cause cannot be questioned (and certainly isn't in this corner of Nottingham). Anyway isn't it true that anyone who attends one less game than you is a part timer whilst anyone who attends one game more is a sad individual who should find something to brighten up their dull life.
Keep up the good work if I wasn't an admirer of your work would really sign on at 1:15 a.m. after a long drive???
I think you've been kinder to Kevin Gallen than most Town fans (see Forest (H) report for example) & I would never dissuade you from taking the p*ss out of the team. However you were harsh on Craig Armstrong (who always gives 100%). I think comments about Ben Thornley have been long overdue + I agree with you re Simon Baldry, that he's somewhat overrated. I would also dare to suggest your own favourite Dean Gorre has had a season he'd probably wish to forget.

However on the whole since the end of November, we can have few complaints with the team, generally they've worked their bollox off and deserve to stay up. We'll do it .. Won't we ???
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/2/2001, 3:04 AM
Comments: Add 6 hours to the time - 10:28pm although I was at work at 4:28 too. If I could've gone I would've.

As for Gallen - the comments in the QPR report were to signify that he gets stick where Booth is forgiven. I take the p*ss out of the whole team ;-) You can bet I'll praise them if they stay up in the Birmingham report but the p*ss taking will continue as long as I'm in charge of the site. It's not that Kevin Gallen is a scapegoat, it's Huddersfield Town and football in general that's the scapegoat.
 
Full Name: Andy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 7:36 PM
Comments: Dan, what were you doing by a PC at 4:28, why weren't you suffering the M1/M25 like the rest of us. Is that ground the hardest to find and park at or what, do South Londoners understand the purpose of road signs???

Your Kevin Gallen screensaver just clicked on and after tonight (sorry last night) you owe him an apology he looked quite sharp and certainly tried.
Is he a good bet as player of next year seeing as though he's your current favourite pisstake. This time last year Craig (player of the season - but he wears a vest when he throws shirt to crowd) Armstrong was a stars in their eyes entrant.
 
Full Name: Chelsea Chatter
Home Page: http://www.chelseafc.co.uk
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 4:58 PM
Comments: Your website was posted on our chat-board today, well worth visiting.....very very funny!
Keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 4:28 PM
Comments: Cheers, I don't always get enough time or footage to do a report - this week I couldn't get enough footage from the trip to WBA to do a report. Where have all the Chelsea fans come from?
 
Full Name: Paul (Mighty Blues (Chelsea)fan)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 2:09 PM
Comments: How do u get so much time to do this, it brilliant, Huddersfield might well be becoming my second team!!
 
Full Name: Mark (from www.chelseafc.co.uk)
Home Page: http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/chelseamatchdaychat
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 1:16 PM
Comments: Brilliant!.
 
Full Name: CB750FB (Chelsea)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 12:23 PM
Comments: Very good. I laughed. Quite a lot actually.
 
Full Name: David (Chelsea fan)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/1/2001, 12:20 PM
Comments: Possibly the finest football website in the world.