Full Name: DAVEf in QPR land
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/29/2001, 6:49 AM
Comments: Sheer bloody quality. You are the sort of people who should be elected to the "Peoples House of Lords".
 
Full Name: Martin Kelly
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 5:48 PM
Comments: Top stuff,absolutely inspired.From a slightly less miserable R's fan.
 
Full Name: BIG AL - QPR
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 4:20 PM
Comments: Brilliant site!
Good luck for the rest of the season.
Down with the Palace, we're going.....
 
Full Name: James SLH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 4:08 PM
Comments: I too am a depressed Ranger but your match report did make me laugh (esp. Rodney Crouch ) Keep up the good work and good luck with the rest of the season.
 
Full Name: Alan Johnson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 2:32 PM
Comments: A depressed QPR fan gets cheered up by this amazing analysis of the game - you deserve an award for this website! Good luck with the last few games!
 
Full Name: lofty
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 2:11 PM
Comments: perhaps some stars a.k.a the new town kit would be nice
 
Full Name: Colin
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 1:49 PM
Comments: Brilliant. Hours and hours of work (or maybe you're just really really fast?), and great gags too. Now that you've sent us down, make sure you stay up yourselves!

A slightly less depressed Rangers fan
 
Full Name: John
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 9:19 AM
Comments: Absolutely stunning. I'll be here for the rest of the day just going through your archives.
Thanks for cheering me up
 
Full Name: Coley
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/27/2001, 6:12 AM
Comments: Bad day that was for Rangers but love your report.
Met some nice Hud supporters after match. Good luck staying up wouldnt wish it on anyone.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/25/2001, 6:33 AM
Comments: When it got to 10,000 I redid the original Swindon report. I was going to redesign it again to bring it uptodate (that way there's a sort of 'History of HTFC-World' where you can see how the reports have changed) but all my time is going on the last few reports - QPR, WBA and Birmingham.

The QPR one is already fairly long but should be worth the wait as I've forked out some cash for a few graphical extras.
 
Full Name: lofty
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/25/2001, 6:16 AM
Comments: now you're approaching 100,000 hits will you be awarding a certificate for the lucky visitor?????
 
Full Name: ted
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/22/2001, 6:45 AM
Comments: unlukie qpr fans 2-1 to the town by the way great site .
 
Full Name: Simon
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/21/2001, 5:42 AM
Comments: You could do next seasons reports during the summer months!!! We will either be fighting a relegation battle or for promotion( It's the same every season ) we never have a 'non threatening' season i.e. mid table security with nothing to get excited about. PS Do you think Nico has had enough this season and got sent off agianst Rovers on purpose for the 3 match ban?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/21/2001, 5:25 AM
Comments: At the moment I can't find the time! Fulham report should be uploaded Sunday, Blackburn report might get done at the end of the season as I'll do the QPR game next.

As for next season, I dunno. The reports now take an age to complete so regardless of the division we're in I'm going to have to figure out a way to speed up their production if I'm going to cover as many games as this season.
 
Full Name: Simon
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2001, 12:34 PM
Comments: Fab site, where do you get the time from??
Will you be doing reports on next seasons Div 2 fixtures?
 
Full Name: Franco
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2001, 6:04 AM
Comments: Just looked at that DIY Fulham game. I know it's old but how very useful, I was absolutely leathered that afternoon and can remember very little of the game. In fact, I was the guy who walked into a lamp-post just outside that park next to the ground! GREAT DAYS! Or not, as the case may be!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2001, 6:03 AM
Comments: Ta Francis but I can't agree with you about Ormondroyd. Orm's IS the best site on the internet in my opinion, it's the site which inspired me to do this one and if you put his Football Unlimited work in along with his Fulham reports then he gets through a remarkable amount of games without running out of ideas. Consistently brilliant and that's why I've asked his permission to 'borrow' some of his graphics for the Fulham report.
 
Full Name: Francis Warne
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2001, 5:38 AM
Comments: As a student who is always trying to find something to waste a bit of time with, I find this website extremely entertaining. Plus I've just been to the ormonroyd fulham website which is absolute dross. It has reaffirmed my belief that Danny, mate, you're doing a bang up job! Well played! Keep up the good work!
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/19/2001, 4:26 AM
Comments: Dan, I know what you're up to, you're leaving the Pompey report up as long as you can. You don't fool me, get on with the Fulham game and stop prevarc...preverac....messing about.
 
Full Name: moz
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/16/2001, 1:36 PM
Comments: absolutely quality site, easily the best on the web.
 
Full Name: Marko
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/11/2001, 7:31 AM
Comments: Time is 1.35pm now? Appears the timezone's set for the country where one of Clydes efforts would land!
 
Full Name: Marko
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/11/2001, 7:29 AM
Comments: 'Spose am not gonna be on your site for a good half hour this week, oh well....Shame you cannot run a Preston report. The boys did us proud. Facey, Armstrong and Dyson were solid. The less said about lazy Gallen (ooops forgot we should be speaking in metric terms now) or whatever the metric equivalent is the better. Don't want to offend the ******!!

Keep it up Danny
 
Full Name: Harry von harrison
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/8/2001, 1:46 PM
Comments: Makes yeh proud to be a town fan,Trying not to use the words 'hilarious','Brilliant','Excellent'when describing your site.Oh bugger I suppose I just have.Keep up the good work.Bring on AL jolson or whatever he's called with his fulham side.We'll give 'em a couple of goals if nowt else.
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/6/2001, 5:41 PM
Comments: superb site - you are spot on re baldry
look forward to thraping the bantams & jabba
richmond next season !
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/6/2001, 7:12 AM
Comments: Cheers Paul, get yourselves into the European Cup final and I might just run a report on that too. Need something to report on this summer, if I can find a video or DVD of England's World Cup '66 win then I wouldn't mind giving that a go.
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: http://www.super-leeds-united.com
Date and Time: 4/6/2001, 7:02 AM
Comments: This site is fantastic ... I cannot beleive the hours of effort you must put in to create your wicked match reports ... keep up the good work!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/4/2001, 6:18 AM
Comments: I've got loads done already but there's still quite a lot to do yet.
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/4/2001, 4:50 AM
Comments: Hi Dan, Slightly surprised you havent been a bit quicker off the mark with the Portsmouth debacle this week, must be your best win of the season? Still Flapper Fleahahahahaven should give you plenty of material, absolutely the lowest point of a very poor season for us, looking forward to the report for a laugh.
 
Full Name: lofty
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/1/2001, 2:08 PM
Comments: BOOOOOOOOOOTHYYY IS BACK WEAAY HEEEY
 
Full Name: Sophie
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 4/1/2001, 1:16 PM
Comments: I love this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If anyone sez its s**t I'll beat the hell out ov em
 
Full Name: Truetyke
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/30/2001, 3:24 PM
Comments: Brilliant site, please please please stay up so we can hammer you again next season, then have another laff when you do your report!
 
Full Name: kim
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/28/2001, 1:13 PM
Comments: it is such a cool site i like the bantam menace toon shame there is nothing amusing about rubber lips (clyde whynard)
 
Full Name: Happy tyke
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/28/2001, 7:36 AM
Comments: very funny must be one of the best football sites. Yes we have been so superior to you lot recently, maybe next year it could be your turn who knows.. I liked the blunts match report, its true about them diving..
 
Full Name: Robert
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/28/2001, 2:21 AM
Comments: Super
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2001, 6:50 AM
Comments: Depends. The screensaver features Kevin Gallen knocking down satellites and the Mac with his wayward shooting. So if your first name is Kevin and your surname is Gallen you might not find it amusing ;-)
 
Full Name: James
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/27/2001, 6:23 AM
Comments: Is that hopefully funny ;-)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/26/2001, 6:23 AM
Comments: Thanks, there'll be a few new desktop images this week along with a couple of funny HTFC-World themed screensavers. Hopefully.
 
Full Name: Oooooops Hows Your Father
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/24/2001, 8:59 PM
Comments: Great site, as always. I am dying for next Saturday I think I will probably ejaculate in my pants when Boothy steps out in our Blue & White agian, Love you All.
 
Full Name: Andrew Merriman
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/24/2001, 3:01 AM
Comments: a very funny webpage i like your desktop section
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2001, 7:23 AM
Comments: You're right, Lucketti could've been sent off and Gorre got away with a sneaky kick too. As for the diving, maybe it's just Kozluk who expresses his pain by pulling silly faces and laughing at the crowd. I'd still go with my original opinion that he's just a tosswit though ;-)
 
Full Name: DB Blade
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/22/2001, 6:18 AM
Comments: Hilarious as always - not often I can laugh at jokes about the Blades - but I make an exception with your site. Bit harsh about us diving though - can't believe you lot ended up with 11 players on the pitch. Re.Kozluk - he was garbage before he joined you but has generally been excellent since he came back. Re. Ndlovu - he's played more for Zimbabwe than us since he signed -and scored for them too!
 
Full Name: big JK
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2001, 8:34 AM
Comments: Best one yet Dan. Quality stuff. Tosswits #3,4,5... to those town fans booing Ndlovu. Cheers.
 
Full Name: Andy (Blades fan for some Godforsaken reason)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2001, 7:01 AM
Comments: Great site, great report on the game. Luckily I learnt to laugh at my own team a long time ago. Thought you'd like to know that me and a fellow Bramall Lane season-ticket holder use the word "Kozlukian" to describe any act of unwarranted crassness, incompetence or general inadequacy. And don't ever mention Martin Bloody Smith......
 
Full Name: Asa
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2001, 6:06 AM
Comments: I thought that No. 7 was going to be "Satellite Ndlovu" (Lou Reed).

Any chance of a summer transfer to the Baggies? We could do with something to laugh about after Sunday... (sob)

Cheers,

Asa
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2001, 4:54 AM
Comments: I have an MP3 which says Alice Cooper is the artist. I also have an MP3 which says T'Pau sang 'Chins In Your Hand'. So I guess it was Aerosmith. Oh well ...
 
Full Name: Sam Therapy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2001, 4:37 AM
Comments: Love in an Elevator was by Aerosmith, ya berk.

Great report, though.
 
Full Name: BJ (Gills)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/21/2001, 3:25 AM
Comments: Fantastic Asaba stuff, comedy out of the top draw. BBC2 should give you your own series!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/19/2001, 10:43 AM
Comments: Thanks Sophie, I try not to make the site too complicated just in case any Leeds fans visit ;-)
 
Full Name: Sophie
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/18/2001, 6:41 AM
Comments: Your web site is the best and even my dad who knows nothing about computers somehow gets on. When my friends come I always show them this site.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/18/2001, 4:55 AM
Comments: Well Andy, you get your wish! I don't suppose you wanted the Blades' performance to be even more abysmal than Town's though ;-)
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/16/2001, 4:09 AM
Comments: Look Dan I understand this must be getting quite difficult for you but if I have to wait until Friday morning to get my weekly fix, I'm gonna get ...well I'm gonna get quite annoyed.

"Says here its allowed, apparently its called a goal" classic, laughed my B*ll*cks off, had the whole office looking at me.
 
Full Name: Andy Ward (Bladesman)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/15/2001, 10:07 AM
Comments: Top site, Pressman as pieman is inspirational.
Looking forward to your report on saturdays game. Hopefully you'll be reporting on another dismal showing from the terriers.
 
Full Name: The Prof.(2) ITFC
Home Page: http://stillunderconstruction.com
Date and Time: 3/13/2001, 4:53 AM
Comments: Stonkingly brilliant site! I think if there was a league of unofficial footy club websites this would be top of the Premiership. I'm starting a site soon which, when complete, will be an exhortation for Alan Green (who's not very complimentary about "small clubs" in the Prem.) to retire as soon as possible, then he can have the operation to remove his head from Ryan Gigg's bum.

PS Once again, top site and don't forget, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - (watch out for GoGreenGo.co.uk).

PPS Sorry about Marcus, but Burley's always been a master of the smash and grab raid ever since he left Colchester United!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2001, 5:57 PM
Comments: I reckon it's more likely that the players agents are touting the same players to first division clubs such as Town and Utd. Warnock always was good at getting his man ahead of other clubs even in his Town days.
 
Full Name: LOFTY
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/11/2001, 2:37 PM
Comments: Hi dan, love the improvements (new fonts ect)
just wondered if you have any views on the fact that town have a spy in the camp. i've come to this conclusion by watching developments on the transfer front . question how many town targets is ex boss warnock actually interested in , or is it a way of revenge against us for some devilishly feindish reason
 
Full Name: Jack Frost
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/8/2001, 5:25 PM
Comments: Just viewed your cartoon.
What an excellent wheeze.
It almost lifted me out of my depression!
Good luck for the rest of the season.
I'm off to Watford on Saturday for another football lesson.
CYA
Jack Frost
Hampshire Canaries

 
Full Name: Maydrakin the Super Ram
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/8/2001, 1:16 PM
Comments: Great site!! I was advised to visit by my West Brom mate, and I'm impressed... Hope to play you soon!! (In the Cup)

By the way, Lee Morris is absolutely rubbish (just runs in straight lines till he passes a touchline or loses the ball to the first player for the opposition - it's embarrassing!), and you'll be wishing your rat-mascot was the only new face at the club!!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/8/2001, 7:26 AM
Comments: No, I parked by Sainsburys. If I had my car in the shot it would spoil the illusion and make it all less believable ;-)
 
Full Name: Eagle Eyed Action Man
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/8/2001, 7:06 AM
Comments: Dan.... is that your car I spy just behind Smooth's viking longship in the Norwich strip??? You been stalking Kelvyn again then??
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/6/2001, 6:25 AM
Comments: Frustrated? What is there for a Town fan to be frustrated about? ... apart from selling Marcus Stewart, blowing millions on overpaid crocks, falling out of the play-off positions on the last day of the season, failing to invest in the team, listening to all the broken promises, propping up the table, etc. etc.

The only place to get a T-shirt is in the town centre from John Woods Photography studio as detailed in the merchandise section. If you can't find it then you're best off just emailing me. Remember, all cash generated goes toward new crayons ;-)
 
Full Name: Pompey Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/6/2001, 5:10 AM
Comments: Just read your Burnley report, up to the usual standard, but do I detect a hint of frustration? We had Burnley on Saturday and they were very poor as your report suggests, so I can undestand that you might be a little err...disappointed with the result. But keep the faith Dan. BTW Vincent had a fairly decent home debut and I'm coming up for our next encounter. Where can I buy a T shirt locally?
 
Full Name: Vodka Gill
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/6/2001, 4:33 AM
Comments: Simply hilarious.
 
Full Name: Mike W.
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/3/2001, 4:33 PM
Comments: Excellent report on the Gills game, make me chuckle loads!

Good luck for the rest of this season you terriers! This is one Gills fan hoping you stay up!
 
Full Name: gills gal
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 3/3/2001, 9:43 AM
Comments: HAHA funneeeeeeee site. The match reports made me chuckle big time! Well done m8