Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/11/2000, 3:01 PM
Comments: Stupid petrol shortage.
Deano - maybe one day!
Paul - cheers, will do.
Jeff - Shouldn't you be hanging around Burnley sites trying to taunt them? Will you be only opening one stand of Ewood park for home fans when they visit your place so you can sell it out?
 
Full Name: Deano
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/11/2000, 7:24 AM
Comments: Dan, I got a Taff shirt on Saturday. According to John Woods I was the first person to buy one! Do I win a prize?
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/10/2000, 3:10 PM
Comments: Excellent stuff Danny, please keep it up !!
 
Full Name: Jeff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/10/2000, 7:31 AM
Comments: o well dan, another season for you of mid table life, if your lucky. Pity - ha ha!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/9/2000, 2:52 PM
Comments: I'm going away for a couple of days from tomorrow so given that there's also a game Tuesday night it might not be until Thursday when the Bolton report gets published. I'll aim for Wednesday but rest assured I have a typical HTFC-World explanation for today's game.
 
Full Name: ian
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/9/2000, 12:54 PM
Comments: please update the cartoons straight away, ireally do need to understand towns' tactical thinking after today.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/9/2000, 11:50 AM
Comments: What words will I be eating? I can't remember ever praising Town up too much or knocking Blackburn - unless it's a financial thing, in which case I have the utmost respect for anybody who can spend so much and transform a Premiership winning team into 1st division alsorans ... hats off to 'em! ;-)
 
Full Name: Jeff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/9/2000, 11:31 AM
Comments: now dan, on the 28th of october you will eat your words as the wrath of our forces kick your puny little butts. enjoy

your truely

"Jeff" from Blackburn
 
Full Name: Bert
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/9/2000, 5:19 AM
Comments: THE BEST REPORTS IN THE WORLD, BAR NONE!!!!
(Shame about the football team!)
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/8/2000, 9:45 AM
Comments: Deano, i went to the Oldham debacle, BUT i didn't get to meet Danny, so you can probably imagine what the night was like for me.
I've recently had to sell two of my best players at Preston on champ manager, to fund more signings. The fans weren't happy but i've told them to judge me at the end of the season! I've signed Mark Hughes though!!! Off to see how good Kyle and Kozluk are.
Hope to meet you soon squire Gee!!!!
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: http://www.fromtheterrace.co.uk
Date and Time: 9/8/2000, 8:43 AM
Comments: This is without doubt the best footy page I visited. Your match reports are superb! Oh... and Sneekes is a bit of a puff!
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/7/2000, 8:48 AM
Comments: Moi? Sarcastic? I wouldn't dare, especially as I've now got a Taff t-shirt. It's a bit tight here and there (think of Wallance and Gromit - A Close Shave) but it's brill.

Vive le sheep!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/7/2000, 3:06 AM
Comments: Cheers - I think the brown nosing thing has been misintepretateteteted. Chris (who I made the jibe to) works with me and we thinks nothing of making sarcastic remarks to one another all day long. This extends to the guestbook.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/6/2000, 9:33 PM
Comments: Dan your site makes me laugh nearly every time I look at it, and i'm not trying to kiss ass here, but Martin "skull face" Keown is one of the funniest things i've ever seen!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/6/2000, 4:48 AM
Comments: Coffee, try to imagine something really, really bad. Then double it and you're half way toward last night's 'performance'

I'm never going to a Town game again
 
Full Name: Deano
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/5/2000, 8:09 PM
Comments: What's going on?? A terrible night.
The only highlight was meeting the one and only Danny! ( Sorry if it sounds like I'm brown-nosing, because I'm not! )
Anyways, good to meet you Dan, take care mate......
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/5/2000, 7:35 PM
Comments: Exactly how bad was the Oldham game? I couldn't go and apart from end result I haven't heard anything about it!
 
Full Name: Big Sam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/5/2000, 4:10 AM
Comments: You think you've got problems we have Deano who ISN'T deadly in the penalty box. You will also see how to play without wingers ( oh I hope your pitch isn't to wide we've narrowed ours to about 3ft this season ). We are doing really well and have played all the top teams this season ( 2 newly promoted teams at home and 2 perenial strugglers ) so were bound to stuff you. I've also instructed Mr. Whitless ( sorry Whitlow ) to keep his shirt on this time after last seasons show ( I'm still on the medication). See you about 7 p.m. on saturday.
 
Full Name: Funny Nosed Brucey
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/4/2000, 5:32 AM
Comments: Look, I don't care if you do show us how to play football. I've got half my team out injured and the other half wouldn't even be playing anyway if I had 10 million pound to spend. Put those injured players back in the team alongside my 10 million pounds worth of purchases and we'd at least give you a decent game.
 
Full Name: Big Sam
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/4/2000, 3:19 AM
Comments: We will really show you lot on Saturday. We will arrive at 6pm and I've told all the lads not to shower for the rest of the week....the stink will kill you !! and don't get any funny ideas about long throw ins or we won't bother coming. Ooops... have to go I've dropped my dummy.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/2/2000, 5:25 AM
Comments: Personally I think he's ok but he could do with getting on with the job at hand rather than complaining about injuries and a lack of funding. His tactics and team selection often leave quite a bit to be desired. Oh, and his nose is funny. Apart from that list, he's ok by me.
 
Full Name: Basement Jack
Home Page: http://members.aol.com/REISweb
Date and Time: 9/1/2000, 5:50 PM
Comments: Top notch report on your game vs my boys county lads. Very hamusing. Do you lot hate Bruce as much as us lot then?
 
Full Name: Sick note
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 9/1/2000, 8:45 AM
Comments: Unfortunately i do not support the town- we cannot all be perfect. Am a man utd fan , and before you say it
1. Yes am from manchester
2.Have ventured out of my armchair
3.Always take a bag of crisps to the game
and so on....
 
Full Name: Prenn
Home Page: http://www.bwfc.co.uk
Date and Time: 8/31/2000, 4:19 PM
Comments: This site is superb! You're almost turning me into a Town fan ;) keep up the good work :) See you at the Reebok...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2000, 12:52 PM
Comments: SN - thanks, are you a Town fan or do you follow some other team?

I looked through some of last seasons reports and kept thinking how I'd like to redo them using all the hardware and software I've now got at my disposal. I think I said somewhere (probably on the Town mailing list) that the reports and the site in general weren't anywhere near how I'd like them to be. They're now a lot nearer how I'd like them - the digital camera especially lets me choose my own shots (such as the dugout ones from Stockport) which makes it easier for me to direct the action as I see fit. Last season I'd have been stuck with a few seconds coverage from Sky to work with and the report would've been nothing like the one I published yesterday.
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der RIP
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2000, 11:13 AM
Comments: Am bashing as I speek for Denby Pie orgee. Mmm hoof and eyeclag for right back mesquints.
 
Full Name: Sick note
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2000, 9:54 AM
Comments: Oh and by the way my mate is nico's baby sitter ( for his child that is) . Any questions will be passed on !
 
Full Name: Sick note
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2000, 7:50 AM
Comments: Thought i would let you know that your site has given me lots of laughs over the past week as i have been delving into the archives etc. It is most refreshing to see a fan who is so brutally honest about his/her teams performance. Await the next report with interest !!!!!!!
 
Full Name: White Rover
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/31/2000, 4:46 AM
Comments: I'm appearing on Skysports this Friday on the Fanzone, live commentary on the Rovers v Stockport game. I think if we can keep Moore in our pocket then we should be good for three points. The Stockport report was brilliant as they always are, me and my mate Ashley (Man Utd scum!) were walking to work this morning, contemplating whether it had been completed! The story on Sam Allardyce is that after finding our club disrespectful(?)in the Worthington Cup, he neglected to use the away dressing room. To be fair, the guy's a bit childish and considering most of our fans hate Bolton, it was just more ammo to slate them with. How is SuperKen getting on this season? Oh, and if you want ideas for your report(even though I know it'll be wicked), you could have the Bolton team carrying on this staying on the coach lark until they get beaten. You could have them arguing over seats at halftime and missing the start of the second half. I don't know, its just an idea.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/30/2000, 6:11 PM
Comments: Cheers WR. What's the story with Bolton leaving your place in a huff? Our next game is at home to Bolton and anything I might be able to use in the report would be helpful.

I understand they just hopped straight off the bus (after getting Phil Brown to drop off the teamsheet earlier) and then left straight away without letting the players shower and change!

Good old sporting Sam Allardyce ;-) I still haven't forgotten him clobbering the Fulham player when he broke his mate David Burke's leg. Still, at least he shows some passion and desire. Better than whingeing like a certain Mr Bruce.
 
Full Name: White Rover
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/30/2000, 7:02 AM
Comments: I must say again after reading some of the back issues how wicked a website it, you've obviously got talent. I've learnt more about Hudders from reading this than I ever could from reading the mundane columns in the press. As a Tranmere fan, I wish somebody did something similar. The humour is spot on, very Python-esque!!
 
Full Name: Melinda Melinger
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/29/2000, 3:46 PM
Comments: I understand that Ferguson is after Bob the guide dog. His agent has informed me of a clause in his contract saying if Liverpool offer 5.5 Bonios he'll come to us and you can't do anything about it.

I'm off for a pint with Mark Kennedy and Phil Babb - then were off to jump up and down on Graham Poll's car.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/29/2000, 8:48 AM
Comments: WR - wait til the Stockport report appears later this week and you'll find out all about our habit of conceding goals in the 45th minute (normally the opposition's first attempt on target).

All will be revealed ... providing I don't get too distracted.
 
Full Name: White Rover
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/29/2000, 7:43 AM
Comments: Makes me laugh out loud, really good site, best thing since sliced bread, who are you conceding your 45th minute goal to in the next game?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/28/2000, 6:20 PM
Comments: Thanks, I think we'll turn it around but only when Dean Gorre is fit and playing again. Ridiculous that we have to rely so heavily on one man though. The highlight of my trip to Stockport was sitting near Dean. Even watching the planes come and go from Manchester Airport was also more exciting than the match.
 
Full Name: Chatham Eagle
Home Page: http://holmsdale.net
Date and Time: 8/28/2000, 4:53 AM
Comments: An entertaining site, very funny. Glad we won at last! Good luck for tre remainder of the season but I hope you finish below us;)
 
Full Name: Charles Bishoop
Home Page: http://holmesdale.net?
Date and Time: 8/27/2000, 5:51 PM
Comments: A very entertaining site. Which is more then can be said of your team!! It was great to get a result after all these years (14)!!
Hope you have a good season....but finish below us!!

PS. Are your women attractive up there? Any examples?
 
Full Name: Sammy the Eagle
Home Page: http://holmesdale.net
Date and Time: 8/27/2000, 11:26 AM
Comments: Great site, very funny and at last Palace manage to win against you!

Unlucky terriers but you'll no doubt come good soon.
 
Full Name: Scott
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/27/2000, 7:19 AM
Comments: Dead funny !
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/26/2000, 6:04 PM
Comments: Here's your prize Chris ...



... and yes, I am in a bad mood ;-) Not so much because Town were so awful but that I've got to watch them again at Stockport on Monday.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/26/2000, 5:49 PM
Comments: Chris - you are the king of smarm and brown nosing. Go away, nobody cares about Southampton when Huddersfield are so attrocious.

I told Harry to take the turkey and apply it to his wasp stings. So there. Anyway, I thought you were ill.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/26/2000, 5:09 PM
Comments: I did it!!! 30,000th visitor to this wonderful site. Do I deserve a prize, O funny Dan? BTW, Harry nicked the turkey I left in the fridge.

Chris

PS What does anybody think of the Southampton fiasco?
 
Full Name: Sam Therapy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/25/2000, 11:25 AM
Comments: This is one of the best websites I've ever seen. Your match reports and cartoons are brilliant. I hope you keep going for a long time.

Oh, and I'm a Wednesday supporter. Still, we all have a cross to bear, eh?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/25/2000, 8:58 AM
Comments: Cheers Michael. If the right offer comes along then I'd be interested.
 
Full Name: Michael
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 8/25/2000, 5:51 AM
Comments: This is very very good. As good as any of the satirical stuff on say Radio 5 Live. Ever thought of making a living out of this.