Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 6:07 PM
Comments:	Time is tight (Booker T & the MGs) and I didn't bother taking the camera to Boundary Park (or 'Slumberland' as the sponsors say!!!). I'm hopeful of doing both a Palace and a Stockport report though. Oh, and the house move fell through so the reports should still be appearing fairly quickly for the next few weeks.
Full Name:	mosschops
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 5:39 PM
Comments:	wot no Oldham report?
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 5:13 PM
Comments:	I can't believe I'm even having that conversation in a guestbook. Hmm.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 5:12 PM
Comments:	Football doesn't INCITE racism, hatred and violence. It may well attract a few nutcases but these people exist in society anyway, they're easy to spot at a number of locations, not just football matches. I've been going all my life and the game hasn't incited me into being any of those things as you know (given the fact you go out with me). Thousands of people attend football matches all the time (it's the most popular sport on the planet) - it would be almost impossibe to get that many people together without having a certain percentage of idiots in and amongst. As for taking it too seriously ... you're on the wrong site ;-) If there's message that comes across from this site, it's to have a laugh at the game, even if your team has just missed out on the play offs on the last day of the season. Anyway, each to their own.
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 2:05 PM
Comments:	I fully understand that to the people who watch football it's more than just a game. Personally I spend Saturday afternoons, in fact every day riding my horse, caring for it etc and some people would think that's a waste of time. However, one of the main reasons I don't like football is that it incites racism, hatred violence and extreme nationalism. I realise this only concerns a small number of ignorant? people but things just get taken too far and it ruins the whole sport. Football has had a bad press recently for hooliganism and rightly so I reckon. It's just taken too seriously.
Full Name:	Mrs Simpson
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 11:55 AM
Comments:	Christopher, how do you spell station*ry?
Full Name:	Doug Lawson
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/24/2000, 2:53 AM
Comments:	This is brilliant, lol
Full Name:	Justin
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/23/2000, 3:20 PM
Comments:	Fantastic web-site! Very funny match report concerning the game against Sheffield Wednesday. I am not a Sheffield Wednesday fan.
Full Name:	Angelina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/23/2000, 1:09 PM
Comments:	I have to disagree with you Sabina, I am very much a woman and I appreciate a good football match, its even better when Town win, Jase gets most...erm...;).....excited (sorry Jase) It's a pity the lads can't win a few more, maybe there'd be lots of happier ladies out here....not that I'm complaining though. But they aught to be pulling their socks up now that Angelina has returned. What a lot of women find hard to understand is that football is more than just a game, its a way of life, we are inspired by our teams' victories and mourn together with the losses. We bring up our children in the "football faith" it's like I said it's a way of life. That (of course) is only my opinion but I think there are a few folks out there who will agree with me on this one.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/23/2000, 9:28 AM
Comments:	Luton? Bit of a long way to travel. Mind you, there's an airport and apparently Steve Bruce knows a good hotel down that way.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/23/2000, 9:12 AM
Comments:	Nice one - gravity was 'invented' by Isaac Newton and is most notable during Autumn when apples can be seen falling from trees.
Full Name:	Mick
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/23/2000, 8:59 AM
Comments:	Give up and support Luton
Full Name:	Chris
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 4:57 PM
Comments:	I have the fabled Word file, here are a few choice bits... Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". When she exposed herself before her troops, they shouted "Hurrah." Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure. He invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 4:47 PM
Comments:	... and Caesar, knowing his death was near, pulled his friend Brutus close to his face and whispered in his ear, "Tee hee Brutus"
Full Name:	Chris
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 4:00 PM
Comments:	Sabina; for someone who allegedly doen't like football and says that those who go to footy matches aren't getting enough in the bedroom department, you've written a lot on this football site recently. Perhaps Dan isn't holding his end up well enough for you? Or is it that you're a closet football fan?
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 3:35 PM
Comments:	You must've converted me into being a footie fan Dan, I read your report and smiled.
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 3:32 PM
Comments:	Hmm, my mum once read that a horse was a substitute for a boyfriend, what a load of c*ap. Could've put something more amusing there :-)
Full Name:	Coffee34
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 12:34 PM
Comments:	I fail to see how football is a substitute for sex!
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/22/2000, 10:11 AM
Comments:	I don't understand why women like football, perhaps they think they'll find a bloke there? Or they fancy the players. Having said that I wouldn't mind playing but watching is boring. Apparently it's men that don't get enough sex that go to football games. I read about that.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 7:10 PM
Comments:	Careful JH - I go to almost all the games with my cousin and she's more enthusiastic than I am! BTW, better clear this up before Chris gets his lawyers on to me. The phrase 'cumbersome individual' as used in the Weds report is copyright 2000 Chris Taylor's mother and has been used with her kind permission (sort of).
Full Name:	jonnyH
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 6:51 PM
Comments:	Women and football - Gorre and Sellars!!
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 5:04 PM
Comments:	I wasn't euphoric about Wednesday losing. You know I'm not going to Oldham.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 4:56 PM
Comments:	So you're not coming with me to Oldham then?
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 2:38 PM
Comments:	At the risk of offending people I think I'll keep my mouth shut.
Full Name:	jonnyH
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 1:58 PM
Comments:	What was wrong with it Sabina? The passion, the euphoria - did it not make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up?
Full Name:	Sabina
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 1:11 PM
Comments:	I didn't have the best time, it was exactly how I expected it would be.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 4:40 AM
Comments:	I didn't use the camera much, just sat down and took a few pics of 'the post' before the game and then decided to use TV footage for the rest. I did see Andy and Graham Hudson at the game though. I'll be sat as far away from posts and other ... erm ... 'large' obstructions as possible at Oldham tomorrow.
Full Name:	Mi Chun Der RIP
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 4:00 AM
Comments:	Mr Gee - most sorry that my rotund radiator brother and meself did not show happy glow glow face at Saturday kickie bash horrah horrah horrah boo boo aaaaaaargggggghhhh scree. Sillt begger Dim forgot ticket number of you goo self and so we watched for large video goat cam to show you but alas could not see in front of me for one toothed walnut man and his hairy teeth. Aplopogies once moor.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/21/2000, 3:22 AM
Comments:	She hated it (as she'll probably tell you) but hasn't dumped me yet which is a bonus!
Full Name:	Chris
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/20/2000, 5:04 PM
Comments:	Congratulations everyone. A good result. PS: How did Sab enjoy herself, Mr Dan?
Full Name:	Dan Brown
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/18/2000, 1:55 PM
Comments:	Congratulations on the funniest football site I've yet to see. I'll certainly be following your match reports this season. Ngonge My Lord, Ngonge, Oh Lord Ngonge Up the 'Orns!
Full Name:	Craig Armstrong
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/18/2000, 1:49 PM
Comments:	Has anyone seen my guide dog?
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/18/2000, 12:11 PM
Comments:	I hope you don't finish in mid-table because I'm certain you still have a better squad than us and that we'll finish below you.
Full Name:	BUBBA
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/18/2000, 11:19 AM
Comments:	Great site ! sorry we pipped you to the play off spot last season ( Bolton ) but at least you still have most of your team ( we only had 2 out from last season on saturday ). Wandering ( sorry ) how we will fair this season ? mid-table at best.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/18/2000, 8:29 AM
Comments:	I'll second that
Full Name:	Mi Chun Der RIP
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/18/2000, 6:43 AM
Comments:	Helloing from the wormhell hole that grubs at my pet moths, Boy, Clag, Feg and Scourge. You may vist us on the fish stewed gardens at Whitby where yellow carbons smile at hipp hoppers hoping for windy photyshoo. My notoriety brother Mi Chin Dim never shines my gravestone anymore now that he has to go for radiator treatment every week. Look how he shoes shine unt hurl in a general green glow direction. Am looking forward to coughing up worms and hoof in your shiney finger tapping Wilf tommorrow at Sheffield. Please remember that oblong willow of brother man may sweat like, how you say, grubby compo.
Full Name:	jonnyH
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/17/2000, 4:18 PM
Comments:	Dan, i hereby present you with the key to Watford and freedom of the town! (BTW, see if it works on Town's money chest!)
Full Name:	Adam Justice
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	8/17/2000, 8:41 AM
Comments:	Hey there. Im a Watford fan who came up to the McAlpine Stadium last Saturday. Im not gonna gloat - we didn't deserve to win. I just wanted to comment on how good your website is, and I wish us Watford fans had one as funny as this one. Keep it up mate. Ad