Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/24/2000, 7:40 AM
Comments:	Just thought of an idea - how about a highlights thing so I just do a section of the game (such as Dunny getting delusions of adequacy by racing down the field and losing the ball ... and to make it up to him I'll do his first ever competitive British golden goal thingy). Any suggestions then pop them into the forum.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/24/2000, 7:31 AM
Comments:	PT - you're right, I do want to. But I'm completely stuck for time at the moment. I can dream of owning a real studio and churning out cartoons and reports every day of the week but it's not likely to happen. Maybe I could run a readers vote where you suggest a game to cover - I have one vote for the Wimbledon game and 2 votes (one of which is mine) for the Bury vs Huddersfield 4-4 draw. Chris - feel free to put a Kenny story on the forum.
Full Name:	Chris@SWA
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/24/2000, 6:23 AM
Comments:	Not sure King Kenny has ever been pink! He is a legend on the Wirral! Next time you play us, ask one of us to tell you one of the Kenny stories... Cheers Chris@AWA
Full Name:	Putney Terrier
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/24/2000, 6:14 AM
Comments:	Dan, an idea to fill the yawning summer before golf is banished forever and football returns. What about doing a match report for the Hudders Wimbledon cup match a few seasons ago. Iain Dunn needs his moment of immortality for being the stupidest t**t to cost us a game in the eighth minute of extra time. Go on, you know you want to.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/23/2000, 9:06 AM
Comments:	I don't know whether to restore him or not. I want Zombie Kenny in the new squad photo though. Maybe a Jeckyl & Hyde type thing could be done ... I think a 'drunken Kenny' might be a bit risky ;-)
Full Name:	Chris@SWA
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/22/2000, 11:57 AM
Comments:	Maybe if you've realised earlier Kenny is a boss penalty and free kick taker you'd be in the Prem now? I quite liked the Zombie Kenny character - it just doesn't do justice to his legendary drinking ability!! Curry down his shirt Kenny Irons ain't sober 40 crates of ale And Kenny Irons falls over He's gone the pub, he's gone the pub, he's gone the, Kenny's gone the pub...
Full Name:	Wirral Girl
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/22/2000, 11:51 AM
Comments:	Cool site! Wicked sense of humour! Don't ever break cover or you're dead!! WG
Full Name:	Mosschops
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/22/2000, 10:36 AM
Comments:	will Kenny be restored to his normal healthy looking pink complection next season then?
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/22/2000, 10:07 AM
Comments:	No chance! :-) Kenny is a top player whose contribution to the team in the second half of the season (when we slid down) was hampered by the club not sending him for the hernia operation which he has since had this summer. Going by pre-season reports he's now back to his best - the Zombie Kenny thing is not meant to be representative of his performances but it was a bit spooky how they suffered as soon as I introduced the character.
Full Name:	Chris@SWA
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/22/2000, 9:32 AM
Comments:	Splendid site! How dare you diss the mighty Kenny Irons though! We'll have him back if you don't want him!! Cheers, Chris@SWA
Full Name:	JonnyH
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/21/2000, 1:31 PM
Comments:	I'm back. Now have my own PC and have been sampling the delights of Champ Manager for the last few days. Missed your site in the last few weeks more than Clyde missed sitters! Football might get organised but i am working quite a bit at the mo. No way did i scare Angelina off. Not in the way you're thinking anyhow. She was overwhelmed by my sweet talking (in my dreams)!!!! Cheers Jon
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/20/2000, 4:42 PM
Comments:	That could turn out to be tame in comparison to the report.
Full Name:	Andy
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/20/2000, 2:02 PM
Comments:	You're putting your shins and ankles at great risk with that Bowyer front page Danny
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/19/2000, 4:06 AM
Comments:	Thanks. It will however all grind to a halt at the end of the season unless I can get some sort of sponsorship/advertising revenue as I can't afford to keep it going.
Full Name:	john barnes
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/18/2000, 12:35 PM
Comments:	the best town site now don't you dare stop!
Full Name:	FECKING HELL
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/18/2000, 8:28 AM
Comments:	COOL SITE. FROM A GIANTS FAN (WE LIKE WRECKING YOUR NICE PITCH BY THE WAY!!!!!!!!)
Full Name:	Mrs Simpson
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/16/2000, 8:44 AM
Comments:	Chris, I'm bored and thinking of you.
Full Name:	Richard
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/14/2000, 7:58 AM
Comments:	Willen II? Is That where a certain Mr Clyde Widebytenyard plied his trade? What did he used to be like??
Full Name:	Willem II
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/13/2000, 3:13 PM
Comments:	funny site. Go on! Forza Willem II!!!!
Full Name:	Growler
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/12/2000, 5:32 PM
Comments:	nice site - just found it - will revisit regularly based on what I've seen loved John Deehan dancing
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/9/2000, 8:47 AM
Comments:	But why when I book a week off do I always seem to be ill? Not fair. PS Don't let anybody use my desk.
Full Name:	Steven (Abuse magnet) Kennedy
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/7/2000, 2:07 PM
Comments:	I may go to the worng sandwich shop from time to time but at least i know the difference between a cup of tea and one of coffee. Not like that idiot, bulb head who used to be Mr. Morris' resident organ bank. Public schoolboys!!! p.s. its going to be a dull week without you, being forced to listen to Mr. Taylor's unplanned classics from his jazz corner.
Full Name:	Coffee34
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/7/2000, 12:44 PM
Comments:	Now is it just me or is the new official site a bit cr*p really?
Full Name:	Martin Sykes
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/7/2000, 7:49 AM
Comments:	I think it must be the same one - he "works" in The Thirsty Scholar.
Full Name:	Danny
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/6/2000, 11:51 AM
Comments:	Is it the same Matt - as in the one who signed off all his mails with the Homer Simpson ASCII text piccy?
Full Name:	Martin Sykes
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/6/2000, 11:16 AM
Comments:	Where've you come from Matt? And why aren't you back on htfc/cowshed mailing list?
Full Name:	Matt Roberts
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/5/2000, 9:00 PM
Comments:	Does Mi Chun Der work in the Thirsty Scholar?
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/3/2000, 4:10 AM
Comments:	Twice with chips, please.
Full Name:	Internet Ghost (II)
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/2/2000, 5:30 PM
Comments:	***MYTH*** You have been found out...careful.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/2/2000, 2:40 PM
Comments:	Steven (tarzan/muppet) shall be official sandwich fetcher to the HTFC-World staff. He can have a name tag and will be awarded stars for his dependability. He will start on -1 star due to his adventure to the wrong sandwich shop last time around. The daft lad.
Full Name:	Chris
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/2/2000, 1:44 PM
Comments:	Thanks for the support during my sculpting time, Dan. Pedro is nearly finished, just the nose to do. So we have a sales manager, eh? The HTFC-World team is expanding, who else should we appoint and for what purpose? Chris
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/2/2000, 8:21 AM
Comments:	Coffee34, you can be HTFC-World's sales manager then. We've got to start somewhere, and from inserting the reports into magazines for unsuspecting customers the only way is up. Maybe I should submit them to the programme - they've got to be better than Red Baronowski's tedious fitness pages!
Full Name:	Coffee34
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/1/2000, 10:33 PM
Comments:	Nice idea, I might just do that!
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	7/1/2000, 6:53 AM
Comments:	I think the only place you can get them in print is at 'Meltham Mills Engineering'. But feel free to print them out and wander into WH Smiths inserting them into their magazines :-)
Full Name:	RL
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/30/2000, 5:38 PM
Comments:	DAN - ARE YOUR MATCH REPORTS PUBLISH ANYWHERE IN PRINT? YOU HAVE TO GET THESE THINGS SEEN BY ALL TOWN FANS! TOP JOB.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/30/2000, 5:12 PM
Comments:	Chris no longer visits this guestbook Mrs S. Instead he spends his evenings alone in his kitchen whittling away at his collection of potatoes in an attempt to sculpt a 3ft tall friend called 'Pedro Potato Legs'.
Full Name:	Mrs Simpson
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/30/2000, 4:01 PM
Comments:	Christopher, don't think that just coz your guestbook no longer exists that I have no way to contact you if I want.
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/30/2000, 6:29 AM
Comments:	I was protecting anglo-french relations. Besides, people may have got the wrong impression ;-)
Full Name:	mosschops
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/30/2000, 5:09 AM
Comments:	hey danny i saw what you put last night in reply to the spam lol why did you delete it
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/29/2000, 5:48 PM
Comments:	Owing to our entry into Mirfield's Self Preservation Society after the Upper Hopton Job we will always look back fondly on the Mini Cooper ... and thank Mr Issigonis for his wonderful idea otherwise we might have had our faces rearranged last year. Thanks Erick. Search engines - don't like them anyway, they're evil.
Full Name:	Andy M
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/29/2000, 4:32 PM
Comments:	Danny tell me it aint true! No more Cooper?
Full Name:	Erick Seban-Meyer (photographe de mode)
Home Page:	http://photographedemode.com
Date and Time:	6/29/2000, 4:30 PM
Comments:	Loved you site ;-) By the way if you are looking information about fashion photography you can go and visit this site by clicking here ! Erick ps: you should redeclare you URL to search engines as they seem to consider your site as non updated.
Full Name:	Coffee34
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/29/2000, 7:49 AM
Comments:	The bitter icing on a filthy tasting cake!
Full Name:	Dan
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/29/2000, 7:18 AM
Comments:	I think we've found our replacement cavemen for next season following the departure of Man City. Ugh.
Full Name:	Martin Sykes
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/29/2000, 6:57 AM
Comments:	That last message.....shouldn't it be subhuman army? But thanks for your great contribution anyway.
Full Name:	subway army wwfc.
Home Page:	None.
Date and Time:	6/28/2000, 3:37 PM
Comments:	get ready to ruck,the boy`s are cummin to town....