| Full Name: | Taff |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/15/2000, 11:47 AM |
| Comments: | Pompey fish 'n' chips |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/15/2000, 10:35 AM |
| Comments: | I might try for an England report if I get time. |
| Full Name: | The Fish |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/15/2000, 5:22 AM |
| Comments: | I hear you've been
giving my mate Pompey alien some stick. Pick on someone your own species!!  |
| Full Name: | Coffee34 |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/12/2000, 8:37 PM |
| Comments: | Their coming home, their coming home, their coming! England's coming home! Please prove me wrong! |
| Full Name: | Tom |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/12/2000, 3:44 PM |
| Comments: | aww cr-ap, england cocked it up again. |
| Full Name: | Mosschops |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/12/2000, 11:22 AM |
| Comments: | At least there's the England match tonight. Who will Transparent Taff be supporting? |
| Full Name: | Pompey Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/12/2000, 9:07 AM |
| Comments: | I hate close season.
Boredom. Snore.
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| Full Name: | Coffee34 |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/10/2000, 10:36 PM |
| Comments: | How about an England match report? It's just a idea! |
| Full Name: | Mosschops |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 11:51 AM |
| Comments: | I've got match report withdrawal symptoms |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 11:00 AM |
| Comments: | So peabodie - this
is the ends me frinds. It be well to tlak with red tongue but in matter
of 5 minutes I be shuggling orf this mortol coal. I cannot cope with reversed
bugs bunny mouth where once proud smell of clean urine once slept with
me and Oracle. AAAH POOR WOMANMAN WHERE BE YOUR BISON STRONG ARMS NOW?
Thankliy you for kind space for me to shout and lose marbles oftly in
a while. BUt time has come to go - I leave with tail between my mouth
and pull the noose higher for locust vision of Bhudda come cloer... now
the light of offal will shine on Huddersfee....quietly now...as...I sleep...off
hot wax dripping d...own...owl.sleep...no....mo.re.scre.eee... reincarnation
of....of.....of...... * silence * |
| Full Name: | Transparent Thai |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 10:09 AM |
| Comments: |
 Hee! Goggling box of Iwan Roberts smiling down over doorframe now Chun Der. Tiny pidgeon chested Zico cry down on your once proud shop. |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 9:45 AM |
| Comments: | Thai - shoulder known
that only way you is able to communicate to outside world is through you
inbred gussetbook. Having you know that I am to leave big implant in side
wall of washy BIn extra cushy for old blue face with neck turtles - Boo
Hangbag to you and your poor quality dye. All over street is saying 'Thai have cheap advance from Safestyle Uk - the use his filthy apron shop as external cow hide link. MUSH MUSH I WILL BE BACK |
| Full Name: | Pompey Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 8:24 AM |
| Comments: | Mi Chun Der, I am flattered by your proposal! However, relationships between my species and your own would contravine cyber-space directive 403... ...Plus Mrs Alien might cut my tenticles off!! (Note: That was "T.E.N.T.I.C.L.E.S!" |
| Full Name: | Transparent Thai |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 7:26 AM |
| Comments: | Chundering - I am hearing speaksay of Zico transfer up up and away to new pastures. Your business is all set for demolition man Sylvester of family Sly Stallone to finish you down plug hole. I laugh and then laugh again at your misfortune. Where be your big fuzzy felt face of Zico now when most you require him? HA HA! |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 7:11 AM |
| Comments: | Any more of that and I'll be publishing some Shaun Goater 800x600 desktop images. |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 7:09 AM |
| Comments: | Helloing Sexy Alien. You leave massgae on Abacusphone. You leave sexy message, I call back sooner!!! |
| Full Name: | Andy (Pompey Alien) |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 6:53 AM |
| Comments: | My appologees to any
children that have been emotionally scarred after viewing the below image. My heart goes out to you all.... I'm sorry!! |
| Full Name: | Pompey Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 6:51 AM |
| Comments: | For your repeted violations
of cyber-space directive no 187. I've have bistowed the most terrible
punishment I am allowed. Your chairman, once Ian "herpes" Ayre, has been surgicaly altered using the most advanced pompeyzorg technology. His punishment, to spend a lifetime with the most hidious face imaginable......I call him.......Ian "dowie" Ayre! Tremble at his name!!! 
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| Full Name: | Terriers Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 5:02 AM |
| Comments: | Your herpes spreading
antics are no match for our alien devices. We shall use our superior technology
to cure Mr Ayre of his ailment. Bring in the 'De-crabbing-device-a-trons'
... or 'garden sheers' as the earthlings call them. |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 4:37 AM |
| Comments: | Pocket billiards or crabs? |
| Full Name: | Pompey Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 4:04 AM |
| Comments: | You have brought this
upon yourselves!!
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| Full Name: | Pompey Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/9/2000, 3:12 AM |
| Comments: | My people are not impressed
with this "attempt" at humour. You will be punished worse than you can
ever imagine. I have discussed this situation with the elders on the planet Bluezorg and we have decided to punish you in the most terrible way possible... Your cherished chairman, Mr Ayre, will contract herpes. And is therefore sentanced to a lifetime of itchy undercrackers!! Where are your ray guns now eh Huddersfield?? Ha Ha Ha!! 
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| Full Name: | Terriers Alien |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/8/2000, 1:38 PM |
| Comments: |
BRING
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| Full Name: | Chris |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/8/2000, 8:00 AM |
| Comments: | I'll just stay here behind the sofa for a littlw while... |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/8/2000, 7:07 AM |
| Comments: | It's ok Chris, she's gone now. You can come back in. |
| Full Name: | KP Marketing |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/7/2000, 7:44 AM |
| Comments: | We have you now! |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/7/2000, 7:41 AM |
| Comments: |
They came ... from
I now find myself in an endless loop of buying and eating Space Raiders simply to fend off this invasion. |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/7/2000, 5:52 AM |
| Comments: | Nice one Andy, I knew you'd find an angle :-) |
| Full Name: | Pompey Alien! (again) |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/7/2000, 5:19 AM |
| Comments: |
I meant "Stand by" ok. OI!!! STOP LAUGHING AT THE BACK!! |
| Full Name: | Pompey Alien! |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/7/2000, 5:15 AM |
| Comments: |
You will all be punished for sending us John "killer" Dickens. Stand bye Huddersfield earthlings! |
| Full Name: | Chris |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/6/2000, 6:19 PM |
| Comments: | Couldn't have put it
better meself. BTW, Dan, I am a football fan. I really like it when the goalsman scores a 'six' over the pavilion net. CT |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/6/2000, 4:18 AM |
| Comments: | Nope - thinkiling more of etchosketch frisbe bottom of Booth as security visor for shop. Hernia of Irons used as tablet bag to get suds shiney and clean for visit of ZICIO next week. |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/5/2000, 1:35 PM |
| Comments: | MCD - I thought you'd be more concerned with Zico scoring against Bayern Munich in a friendly match. Don't say your about to put up a big Boothy fuzzy felt face too? |
| Full Name: | Mi Chun Der |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/5/2000, 10:09 AM |
| Comments: | Heard from gravytaste
that Huddersfee backing bait of long worms to bring back Andy Booth. Anyone know a joke? |
| Full Name: | Dan |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/4/2000, 6:53 PM |
| Comments: | Keith enough of your
Land Rover gumf!  |
| Full Name: | Jesus O. Nazareth |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/4/2000, 6:38 PM |
| Comments: |  I am the real Jesus, not only do I come before you with a nice GIF to prove it but I also use a Microsoft Natural keyboard with functional Caps-Lock button. Ignore the fake Jesus below, he will be punished and his Land Rover will rot in hell. Mr Appleton, if you wanted something to get you from A to B, which could handle all terrain, travelled very slowly much to the annoyance of other road users and required constant attention every day of the week ... well ... why didn't you buy a bl**dy horse instead of a Land Rover? |
| Full Name: | Chris |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/4/2000, 5:46 PM |
| Comments: | Keith. Get some new
jokes. And a new jumper. love, Chris |
| Full Name: | Stokie Dino |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/4/2000, 10:19 AM |
| Comments: | Just floating around
and dropped on your web site. I absolutley luv your match reports....its one of the best sites around plenty of whit with nowt to heavy...... keep it up. |
| Full Name: | JESUS |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/4/2000, 2:51 AM |
| Comments: | NOW THEN, NOW THEN, JESUS HERE AGAIN, I WISH TO MENTION A RECENT MIRACLE I SAW. A MAN WAS REMOVING THE RUBBER BUSHES RECENTLY FROM THE SUSPENSION ARMS OF HIS LAND-ROVER, BY SETTING FIRE TO THEM WITH HIS OXY-ACETYLENE TORCH. WATCHING THE OPERATION I SUDDENLY REALISED THAT I WAS WITNESSING A "BURNING BUSH" LIKE IT SAYS IN MY HANDBOOK, "THE BIBLE" ........ MARVELLOUS THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, I MUST GO & PUT SOME MORE (AN)OINTMENT ON MY SORE HANDS & FEET! GOD (MY DAD YOU KNOW) BLESS YOU MY SON PS: IF DEATH CAN WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS, THEN SO CAN I, 'COS I'M JESUS !!!!!!! |
| Full Name: | Me Again |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/3/2000, 6:30 AM |
| Comments: | Awrighty there. Me again, Visit the Livingtson FC Fanzine : www.fanzine.fsnet.co.uk |
| Full Name: | WEE DOV |
| Home Page: | None. |
| Date and Time: | 6/3/2000, 6:27 AM |
| Comments: | Awright there, We will see you when you come up to play us in July. Hope you's do well next season. LIVINGSTON F.C. FANZINE |
