Full Name: Rich
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/1/2000, 10:27 AM
Comments: Absolutely superb site danny i pissed myself!
keep up the good work
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 6/1/2000, 5:57 AM
Comments: You might scare Mini Brucey but big Brucey isn't flinching. Looking forward to seeing Iffy & Rodney again - doubtless Marcus Browning will be injured though.
 
Full Name: John " buster" Crabbe
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/31/2000, 1:10 PM
Comments:
Brucie boy,

The Gills are coming to get ya.

Buster.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/30/2000, 2:59 PM
Comments: My mind is completely focused and not affected at all by the (cluck) Mrs Simpson (wibble) affair. Did I say affair? I meant fling. Sorry, thing. I'm (mumble) going, 'cos I feel (nervous twitch) a bit ... OFFSIDE!!!

Chridfuopjb;N@,xg h ...aaaargh!!!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/30/2000, 1:09 PM
Comments: Chris, ignore Mrs Simpson. I am at this moment in time just taking a break from work. Things are looking good - Mr Taylor, get your mind focused on all those nice Macromedia products.
 
Full Name: Mrs Simpson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/30/2000, 12:02 PM
Comments: Chris, you never said I couldn't put stuff in this guestbook. But Ok, I get the message, you don't want me in your life any longer, so goodbye. See you in heaven (or not if you go to hell).
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/30/2000, 5:16 AM
Comments: Deeply moo mad bark at smiley bad hat and Saville youthful joy in face of Stewart Webly hero. Am curriedly applying Oil of Utberf to Chin Dim's shining beacon of gutter. Any more pips from you and the Children of Tron getting it.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/29/2000, 5:47 PM
Comments: It's an extra 250,000 for us and a chance to see how Marcus Stewart gets on in the Prem. Pity it's not in a Huddersfield shirt though.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/29/2000, 11:48 AM
Comments: Well at least Barnsley did'nt go up!
 
Full Name: Mi Chin DIm
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/29/2000, 11:32 AM
Comments: As pleased as when the million flamingos fly over hut to see Marcus Stewpot leapy around changing cubicle showing the wondrous holy white of his Mi Chun Der steam boiled why-fronts. Mi Chunder Washy Washy House, as white as white can be.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/29/2000, 8:10 AM
Comments: If you're talking fun then roasting a guestbook-hijacking Mrs Simpson over a slow flame would be a close second.

Bwahahahahahaha. And furthermore ha.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/29/2000, 6:23 AM
Comments: OK ... but linedancing farm animals (in a 50s cartoon stylee) are still fun ...
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/28/2000, 6:53 PM
Comments: No invitation, Mr Dan. I think its a conspiracy on behalf of some nonce calling themselves Mrs Simpson to take over every area of my life, of which your site is a large part. Time to finish it. And I really mean it this time.

Chris 'no-bull' Taylor

PS Nice Simpsons cartoons...
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/28/2000, 10:57 AM
Comments: Chris, I'll thank you not for inviting strange stalking type people into my guestbook.
 
Full Name: Mr Simpson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/28/2000, 10:54 AM
Comments:

Mrs Simpson, you have my undivided attention ... cue linedancing farm animals
 
Full Name: Mrs Simpson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/28/2000, 9:31 AM
Comments: Chris, be careful, someone is using my name, don't believe what they say, they're not the real me.
 
Full Name: Mrs Simpson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/28/2000, 8:16 AM
Comments:


Yoo-hoo, Chris! I lurrrrrrv you! Kiss Kiss Kiss.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/28/2000, 6:42 AM
Comments: Taff is currently away in Brazil trying to fix himself up with a move to foreign shores following his impressive performance for Wales last week.

I can send Mini Brucey round ...
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/27/2000, 6:16 PM
Comments: I am in fear of my life, both from Mi Chun Der's guitar warblings and the other individual...

Dan, send Transparent Taff to protect me...

CT
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/26/2000, 8:03 AM
Comments: Back to work Brillo pad face. You and your Sandy Toxteth follicles are not meant for like by like discussy of armpit shop to outsiders. Our dearling Motherwomanman may have given you access to better mental awareness (you have big Void gut)but we is knowing down below fee-fee difference is quite clearly in my favour. As for tremolo handy flick, I notice your allergy to Big Country e-bow guttar whale flange. Only if you was having possession of less clag hands then you may not just be good for cleaning away finger ends from back of shoppy. Instead your waddling duck movement be muched pissed laughly by team on hitty bash field. The phrase,'Couldnt hit 50ft banjo with battyshake of FatKou in time with air drumming you so fond of at nighty night snore springly up like dustmites on your pillow when you rest sluppy head to snore loud.
BACK TO WORK!!!. The dying of my business cost more than paper that you weasle carpenter ever turned from sheep to fish. AND THE DRAIN NEED GARGLING. Leave trebbly guitar yeoman to me, you blow backward pipe me lad.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/26/2000, 6:45 AM
Comments: Big fuzzy felt face of Zico, every home should have one!

 
Full Name: Mi Chin Dim
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/26/2000, 6:19 AM
Comments: Greetlings from back room of washy emporium.
I am faithful employee of Mi Chun Der, special responsibility old lady knee tight scrubbie. Bossman go out to find elasticated bands for his horrible 'I am Kevin Shields, bow to scree'noise harmonium, so I sneak to magic word box to offer warning. Bossman damn good kickiebash emperor. Many time he stand me against fuzzy felt face of winged feet wonder ZICO and BASH, BASH,BASH like magical left hoof of my baby face wonder Lee Mackerel (oh where he go? Not DindingPortgob.Still at Hearty MidOaf?). I still pink from ballbash. So when ox wakes from slumber Mooooo at Greenhead Stadium beware Houchendiving header of Mi Chun Der All Stars!! Must go now, Bossman return with large delivery of old lady gusset and extra fuzzy felt.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2000, 7:20 AM
Comments: ERM!!!! Yeah, alright!
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2000, 7:03 AM
Comments: I have more knee scabs who want to leave mark. They are my notoriety brother Mi Chin Dim,his working friend Mr Gaggly-legs Gin splinters, and some pod who call himself Kewell?
How many make that? 104?
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2000, 5:14 AM
Comments: Sounds good to me! I can imagine it now - Mi Chun Der all-stars rule the world. Those half-time teamtalks should be interesting! Does this mean we could get something going? Last count was about 4/5. More hands please!
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2000, 3:58 AM
Comments: Are you ready?
Do we have high show off hands?
Having you the skill to complete?
You submit challace - then I accept.
You wanting to play?
Then playing on hittybash summer we will.
Get ready, fair peobodies....for....the....

MI CHUN DER ALLSTARS
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/25/2000, 3:21 AM
Comments: Cheers.

I know quite a few City fans who like the site and I know that every club has 14 year old fans like PB so not to worry. Normally when they visit this site their tiny minds can't handle the fact that I poke fun at the club I support ... this in turn leads to 5 minutes dribbling before their head falls off and they spontaneously combust. Somehow PB survived this and managed to drag himself back to the keyboard to type his entry.

Chris, I've deleted your last message - one more bl**dy advert for your site which has absolutely nothing to do with football (and is already under the links section anyway) and I'm going to have to ban you. Plus I'll stop giving you the free packet of cookies everyday. Let this be a final warning to you, you already have enough problems with your mystery admirer on there.
 
Full Name: JON MURRAY
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 4:49 PM
Comments: LOVED THE REPORT FOR THE PORTSMOUTH GAME.
SUPERB !!!

PLAY UP POMPEY ! DING-DING-DING......
 
Full Name: Paul
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 3:33 PM
Comments: Don't think that PB speaks for all us City fans Dan. I have been a regular reader for the past couple of months and really enjoy it, keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 3:15 PM
Comments: That's a bit harsh on the Orang-Utan isn't it Danny? Oh no, hang on! Oh I see now, it's Richmond on the old face warper. Christ Danny, you really are getting b****y good at that!!
As you say we have managed to keep them off for a while, but it seems our defences, much like theirs when we played them, were a bit weak!! Damn!
Does the fact he typed all in capitals mean he was a little miffed, tone deaf or in a nightclub? Or maybe that Caps Lock button is just too difficult to understand. Look, he's got me bitchin now. Go away, you are not wanted on a site where humour is a virtue!!
Cheers Dan!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 2:36 PM
Comments: Well, it's taken 6 months and finally, after visits from supporters of clubs from the Premier to the Vauxhall Conference, we have finally found someone who can't take a joke (beside Ben aged 15 but we'll let him off because he was so overjoyed with Charltons success and he abused Orms book too). Premier Bantams, we salute you ...

 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 2:11 PM
Comments: Did the sense of humour removal operation leave a scar?
 
Full Name: Premier Bantams
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 1:59 PM
Comments: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU LAME LOSERS!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I READ ABOUT CITY'S IMMENENT DEPARTURE TO D1 IN YOUR LAME LITTLE SITE?

HAHAHAHAH

YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE REALLY GOOD WITH YOUR SH1TTY LITLLE-COUNCIL LEGOLAND STADIUM

I QUITE LIKED PLAYING YOU LOT, EVEN IF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO CRIPLE OUR PLAYERS. SHAME WE'LL NEVER MEET AGAIN, AS YOUR TIGHT CHAIRMAN TAKES YOU INTO YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN D3.

AT LEAST YOU MIGHT GET SOME DERBYS WITH PARK AVENUE.

BYE, ENJOY CREWE

BY THE WAY - IF WIT WERE SH1T I'D BE CONSTIPATED.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 12:43 PM
Comments: That's very impressive Danny! I couldn't quite get the antennae right! No, you win! I could however get quite a good slime trail.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 11:27 AM
Comments: Jabba, very impressive season for you, well done. Shame about the chairman ;-)
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 11:24 AM
Comments: Here's a challenge for you ... after messing about with the face warping thing for Richmond, I've managed to come up with the following -

Anybody beat it?
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 9:49 AM
Comments: AAAAARRGHHHHH!!! My creation on the face warper has come to life and is visiting the sanctity of Danny's guestbook as "Jabba Richmond"!!!!! What have I done???! (Moral=never play with genetics - you'll get your hands burnt.....or...something...like...that!!! - cue sheepish looks)
 
Full Name: Jabba Richmond
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 7:59 AM
Comments: Very amusing site. Shame about HTFC.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/24/2000, 5:38 AM
Comments: Yeah, Deano, i'm a bit busy up here at the mo but still thinking about venue and stuff. I'll be in touch soon.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/23/2000, 1:13 PM
Comments: I think it's going to be a few weeks away yet Deano cos Jon is still at uni and it was his idea.
 
Full Name: Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/23/2000, 12:43 PM
Comments: In reply I have to say thats a very cruel thing to do - to get my hopes up like that. But yes, the world tour thing is good.
 
Full Name: Deano
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/23/2000, 12:06 PM
Comments: Hey Dan.Any news on the "footy thing"?
Let us know if you get summat sorted.PS - If you look on the Fulham report you can see me topless(!) behind the goal with my dad and buddy Daz, also topless ( what a nice day it was! ).
what a body! :-(
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/22/2000, 3:33 AM
Comments: Jesus saves ... and Wijnhard shoots well wide from the rebound ... he was offside anyway, it wouldn't have counted.
 
Full Name: The One And Only Chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/22/2000, 3:26 AM
Comments: I am appalled by the lack of respect shown either to my beliefs, or to my hanging basket. So if you want to sign my guestbook have something to say that is non-threatening, not-predjudiced, non-politically motivated and above all nice. I need all the affirmation I can get.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/21/2000, 4:20 AM
Comments: The
book of Chris


Jesus, try the above link and you can speak directly to the aforementioned young man via his guestbook. I realise that you and your dad work in mysterious ways so you may not wish to communicate via a guestbook, preferring instead to perform some sort of miracle such as the burning bush. I think Chris has a hanging basket in his back yard so perhaps if you were to set fire to that?
 
Full Name: JESUS
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/21/2000, 3:28 AM
Comments: IN THESE DAYS OF RANDOM VIOLENCE & GAY SEX ETC, IT IS REFRESHING TO SEE A WHOLESOME, IF NOT SLIGHTLY OBESE YOUNG MAN, WHO FREQUENTLY VISITS THE SHIP OF FOOLS WEBSITE. I REFER OF COURSE TO YOUR FRIEND WHO GRACES THESE PAGES FREQUENTLY, HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GETTING ENOUGH OF EITHER OF THE ABOVE!

HEY PETER! I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM UP HERE!

SORRY, I DIGRESS,

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOUNG PERSON, I HAVE A PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR YOU. (WE NEED AN ETERNAL TEA URN OPERATIVE)

GOD BLESS YOU MY SON

JESUS
 
Full Name: Jay
Home Page: http://www.trancemitter.co.uk
Date and Time: 5/19/2000, 2:03 PM
Comments: Top site - about time Town had some decent web presence. Looking forward to a new start, new season.

Come On, Town!!
 
Full Name: HORTON OUT
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/19/2000, 7:12 AM
Comments: Gotta be the Birmingham result...4-0......tut tut tut
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/18/2000, 6:59 PM
Comments: It's a mistake often made Mart so I'll let you off this one time.

Don't praise the lord ... praise Iffy!

I can't quite decide which is worse - dropping out of the top 6 on the last day, losing in the play-off semis despite being ahead with seconds of the game remaining or getting hammered 4-0 at home in the first leg?
 
Full Name: HORTON OUT
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/18/2000, 11:10 AM
Comments: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!Stoke aren't going anywhere!!!!!Thank you lord!!!!!


Sorry, couldn't contain myself

Mart
HORTON OUT
VALE TILL I DIE
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/18/2000, 8:04 AM
Comments: Aaaaaah - The Junction. Many a wobbly clock I have spent in with Guiness and cheese as main source of inspiration for googly eyes walking into road and swearing at odd woman in 'booze buster' shop. What happen to old owner - she not last in queue when rotund busom dance in town.