Full Name: Deano
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 2:17 PM
Comments: Hi JonnyH.I don't normally go to the pubs in Lindley/Marsh. Normally stick to town centre.Would love to join in some sort of event for those who come on here! If it's 5 a side then I am a goalie if you need one! My mail address is deano@theterriers.co.uk or dean@dball75.fsnet.co.uk Cheers
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 1:49 PM
Comments: Deano, have you ever been in the Black Bull up Lindley way? How would you feel about a footy event for those who look at this list? BTW, what is your e-mail address?
 
Full Name: Deano
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 12:31 PM
Comments: Hi.Sabina you want to know where I live? Marsh.Well it's officially classed as the town centre, just across the road from the Junction pub.Dan it's hard to believe us fans can get so miserable.Honest guv.Anyway Hollyoaks is on - speak to ya all later - and somebody mail me!:-)
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 11:05 AM
Comments: When I was likkle igloo, I was goaliekeeps for local school on pitch of clay and knee leftovers. When I went to biggest school, the sight of net had become cloudy and salsa, little Mi not had stretched in similar style. Although white coating of paint hid my ugly face until acid had worn off. Thus my chance at footy hero was passed like dying duck over hungry ox.
I have never forgetting this in a fast hurry.

 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 10:58 AM
Comments: Not off the top of my head! I'm very good at thinking of these ideas but actually putting them into practice is another thing entirely! I don't know - it just seems to me that your site is so popular taht i'm sure we could muster up some people to play in some sort of event over the Summer. I finish uni in roughly 3 weeks so will be free for a long time. I know it will be more difficult for others, but we could make it a weekend or something. Maybe you could put it to the mailing list?? Anyways, it's just an idea. It'll end up like Offside - never getting off the ground!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 10:48 AM
Comments: I am well on with the Autoglass report so that will be next (possibly next week with a bit of luck). England v Brazil would be a good one if I get time too.

As for the 5-a-side reports I'd get my legs kicked off if I were to joke about certain people. The HTFC-World 5-a-side game sounds good though, know of any leagues we could enter?
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 10:39 AM
Comments: Danny, when do we get to see the cartoon of you playing 5-a-side at Batley. I am being starved of your match reports! Perhaps we could get some sort of HTFC-world tournament started up??! Any one second that! Mi Chun Der could be the referee in some games!!
 
Full Name: Andy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 7:11 AM
Comments: I know him too and he's a ****. Only kidding Danny! Top pic of Stuart growing roots by the way. Any chance you can print it out and we'll put it on the noticeboard to see if he notices.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 7:02 AM
Comments: I'm really not sure about that entry of yours Chris, beside which my email is going crazy with 'your guestbook has been signed' every few minutes.
 
Full Name: Big Chris
Home Page: http://www.taylorworld.co.uk
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 6:58 AM
Comments: Indeedy do, Dan's the man and noone else can! I have the wonderful pleasure of sitting near him (no, not that near) at work and he really is a great bloke and very funny.

10 did we say, Dan?

PS My guestbook doesn't contain nasty words like yours. Try your best.
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 6:44 AM
Comments: Rover - So why Mahon hot foot from Trampiss if you is adam ant that you team of elastic arm bungee throw no style clag is going better than Town?
 
Full Name: Mosschops
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 6:40 AM
Comments: Rover, there is no point trying to poke fun at Huddersfield. Dan's already made it into an artform and he's far better at it than you.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 6:21 AM
Comments: Er ... no ... it's just a cartoon to make Town fans smile. Lighten up! Blimey, I haven't enjoyed reaction like this since I suggested Andy Morrison was unfit.
 
Full Name: Rover
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 6:03 AM
Comments: So you reckon Mahon's on his way to you. IF he leave's Tranmere I should think he'll go to a team who are going to do things......that's Town out of the reckoning then.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 5:06 AM
Comments: Has somebody been mailing their Tranmere supporting mates?

You thinks correctly ... the clue's in the 'This site is inspired by Orm & Jack' link in the reports section.
 
Full Name: Jim
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 4:14 AM
Comments: Ah, yes. The Tranmere cartoon. Very droll. Whoever said you Yorkshire folk had no sense of humour, eh? And thanks for letting us have Allinson in exchange for Irons. In a year's time you'll suddenly realise who got the best of the bargain... (tee hee)
 
Full Name: Rover
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 3:57 AM
Comments: Me thinks you've spent some time watching Ormondroyd.......

Super White.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/17/2000, 3:16 AM
Comments: Mr C - it will be ready by the end of the season according to Ayre ... so here we are and it's still not here. No surprises there then ;-)

I'm sorry Sab, the Birmingham computers are wonderful. Especially seeing as how the one you used to log into this site was called Columbo.aston.ac.uk
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 6:33 PM
Comments: Don't make nasty comments about the uni computers, they might take offence and stop working.
 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 6:07 PM
Comments: Does anyone know when www.htafc.co.uk is actually going to be finished?
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 3:32 PM
Comments: New strip, new sponsor and new player?

2+2+2=
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 2:09 PM
Comments: I haven't hit anything - It must be your dodgy Birmingham computers.

If Sab goes off with Deano then I'm putting a stop to this site right now. So there.
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 1:51 PM
Comments: Oh, it's recovered.
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 1:41 PM
Comments: Now the worm's asleep. Well done. Or is it in a coma coz you bashed it over the head???
Deano, I'm not asking for myself obviously, but where are you from?
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 1:17 PM
Comments: Cheers Deano. Funnily enough I do have some superb software sat on my PC which would be great to replace the current forum. The only problem is I don't have time to set it up and maintain it.

If you're in the Panasonic Stand and looking for a girl then I suggest dropping down to the lower tier as while making the reports I keep noticing several miserable looking girls all sat together just behind the goal. They've been there more than once cos I remember seeing them in the Stockport report and thinking 'it's the same miserable sods from the Bolton report'. Then I realised the score in each of those games and thought 'fair enough'.
 
Full Name: Deano - Panasonic stand
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 12:58 PM
Comments: Hi Dan.Great site!Love it to bits!I think you should start a new section in your site where all the fans can input their "rumours" on new signings, and maybe award points for the closest ones!Anyways, if anyone wants to chat over the summer, just mail me! Girls welcome :-)
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/16/2000, 10:08 AM
Comments: Did anyone happen to watch the Panorama programme on Monday? Very eye-opening. Just a shame they focused so much on Shamford Sh***y.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2000, 6:40 PM
Comments: Indeed he will stand up to be counted ... only he'll be using his patented '6 Ayres on a Stick' trick to fool you into thinking his army is bigger than yours

 
Full Name: Coffee34
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2000, 5:00 PM
Comments: Does anyone actually think that Ian Ayre will stand up and be counted?
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2000, 4:39 PM
Comments: I just noticed your worm blinks
 
Full Name: Martin
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2000, 4:10 PM
Comments: I have enjoyed your views and comments on life in Div.1.
Now that Charlton are back in the Prem (for however long that may last this time) I shall still have to drop in to see how life is progressing in the real world.
Stuff the PalAces for us (and the Spanners or Farmers if they squeeze through the play-offs).
Martin - Essex Addick (by the way the word s.c.r.a.p.e should be allowed by your server!
 
Full Name: Mr Grumpy (Dan)
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2000, 5:11 AM
Comments: It was the start of an abysmal weekend. I am fed up now, I've had fun before and that wasn't it.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/15/2000, 4:23 AM
Comments: I take it the match went well Danny!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/13/2000, 8:38 AM
Comments: Well that made a change ...

 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/12/2000, 8:10 AM
Comments: Nice to see Mi Chun Der back to his old self! Thought we'd lost him for a minute!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/12/2000, 6:37 AM
Comments: Cheers Mart - can't say I'd look forward to a trip to Stoke after my last visit there. Whoever designed that stadium of theirs didn't realise that it rains in England and the wind blows.
 
Full Name: Mart
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/12/2000, 5:59 AM
Comments: Second Time i've had to do this but still....

Got to say that you wesite is amazing. One of the best footie websites I've ever seen infact.

I saw the Anti-Horton jokes and thought they were excellant. Everything you said was 100% correct.

Sad to see what our attendences have become since Horton took charge. This man is doing more damage to our club than you could ever imagine. However Horton has a way of making some fans feel sorry for him (I think he's very clever when it comes to talking to the press)

Anyway, keep up the good work, hope you go up next season (and if Stoke City go up, do us all a favour and kick there asses)

Cheers
VALE TILL I DIE
HORTON OUT
 
Full Name: Mart
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/12/2000, 5:24 AM
Comments: EXELLENT SITE!!!!
Loved the Anti-Horton jokes. Anything to get that loser out of our club is fine by me.

Sounds like you know what were going through with Horton.

Anyway gotta go, keep up the great work

VALE TILL I DIE
WE WANT HORTON OUT !! WE WANT HORTON OUT !!
WE WANT HORTON OUT !!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 5:01 PM
Comments: Sab, she's probably given up trying to find a frog after the phone call. You're stuck with me.

Andy, I'll mark you for the whole game then. Don't run about too much.
 
Full Name: Andrew
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 4:36 PM
Comments: No he doesn't have a computer as far as I know, but I'll be taking him along to the nearest internet cafe tomorrow morning. NEVER MIND SCORING GOALS GET BACK AND DEFEND!
 
Full Name: Sabina
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 3:27 PM
Comments: Do you want to be her froggy? I hope not.
 
Full Name: Marc Harrison
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 2:21 PM
Comments: Great site - love the cartoons - especially the Bolton report!!! - Up the whites!!

Marc
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 1:07 PM
Comments: Thanks TSV - if you're ever out and about in Sheffield and you see some woman with grey flashes in her hair chasing a frog then please point her in the direction of this site. I'm dying to meet her.

Andy, please tell me he doesn't have access to the internet otherwise my ankles are in for a kicking ...

 
Full Name: TSV
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 11:49 AM
Comments: This is the football best site I've seen in ages!

Port Vale v Huddersfield (part 2) is excellent.... you can see my mate ian and me shouting at Horton in the car park afterwards!

HORTON OUT!

The Sheffield Valeite
(A Port Vale fan).
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 8:57 AM
Comments: There's not much footage available of Howden Clough and I don't fancy running around with a video camera in my hand either :-)

Besides, we both know who wouldn't be able to take a joke don't we?

"WHO ARE YOU MARKING, WHO ARE YOU MARKING?"
 
Full Name: Andrew
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/11/2000, 5:05 AM
Comments: Danny, Friday night, 7:15, Batley Sports Centre. Why don't you do a report on the 5-a-side so we can all enjoy your one-man performances again and again?
 
Full Name: Bina-Mobile
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2000, 2:06 PM
Comments: I was going to put something Daniel but then I thought, no he won't appreciate that. See I am nice really ;-)
PS Not pronounced like mobile (phone)
 
Full Name: Keith
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2000, 1:02 PM
Comments: Brilliant cartoons ! great site. Bad luck at the end but we'll see you next season as Ipswich will do us this time.
Kearsley Whites
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2000, 10:00 AM
Comments: It sounds like it could have something to do with the departure of the oracle.

Perhaps he's entering into a phase of 'self abuse' like the chairman? His only hope for sexual variety at the moment is to use his left hand if the chants are to be believed.
 
Full Name: JonnyH
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2000, 9:52 AM
Comments: I am becoming extremely worried about Mi Chun Der's state. At the moment he is not shaggyble - I dread to think what he means!
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/10/2000, 5:41 AM
Comments: The nurses are curriedly finish touches to my new bee. They attack wireless to my face and give me body of large antelope. I am speek through the power of antelope chews which thanky due to intelligent of world wide surf come to you in form of scribe readable to you. Face to face I am not at the moment, how you say, well shaggyble.
 
Full Name: BuBBa Bolton
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/9/2000, 10:34 AM
Comments: I can't believe you blew it again !! ( Pass on our thanks to Mr. Armstrong ) See you in the first division next season ( 'cause I don't think we are going up either !! )
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/9/2000, 9:41 AM
Comments: Mi - what sort of hospital are you in where they give you internet access immediately following a labotomy? You must be on a special BUPA membership!
 
Full Name: Mi Chun Der
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/9/2000, 7:35 AM
Comments: Helloing from my Lobotomy bed pan.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/9/2000, 6:08 AM
Comments: We blew it big style! Not to worry, there's always a rusty kitchen knife or bottle of pills lying around somewhere ;-)

If we had gone up then how would I cope next season doing reports on 4-0 thrashings every week?
 
Full Name: Kristian Henson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/9/2000, 5:52 AM
Comments: Best of Luck in the up and coming play-off's. Hopefully you will beat Ipswich and make it to Wembley.

Oh I forgot, you blew it!!

Never mind, there is always next season.

Great Web-site keep up the good work
 
Full Name: Tim Wilkes
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/8/2000, 9:25 AM
Comments: Not the best of weekends for either of us [I was at Ipswich, seeing the Saddlers get relegated]. I've enjoyed visiting this site during our all too brief stay in Div1; hopefully, i'll find some excuses to come back & visit next year.
Bad luck & keep up the good work.
 
Full Name: Jeanne
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2000, 1:20 PM
Comments: Thanks for cheering me up today Danny. You get better and better. Wish I could support someone else after today's loss
Hugs
Jeanne
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Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/7/2000, 10:00 AM
Comments: It's at times like this when I should change allegiance to my second favourite club. Unfortunately this is Notts County so I'm completely stuck. *rse.
 
Full Name: Bill Bickerstaff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2000, 6:01 PM
Comments: Seems a not bad site!!!!
Come on you mighty blues good luck at Fulham.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 5/6/2000, 1:27 PM
Comments: