Full Name: Taff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/18/2000, 10:24 AM
Comments: So Huddersfield lost 2-0 with no central defenders and we deserve ridicule?
Hmm, Blackburn go from the top of the Premiership to below us in the 1st division in a few seasons time spending millions on the way ... you're right - no ridiculing needed! Just a shoulder to cry on.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/18/2000, 8:15 AM
Comments: Thanks Ash
However, if I was a Blackburn fan I'd be having a field day! There are a thousand variations on the 'cash down the toilet' theme ;-)
I could try a 'Ruberry's millions' cartoon but it seems we're not allowed any of it at the moment.
 
Full Name: Ash
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/18/2000, 7:56 AM
Comments: As a Rovers fan , I would just like to congratulate you on you ability to ridicule your team , as they rightly deserve.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/17/2000, 1:03 PM
Comments: Credit where it's due and Charlton were impressive
 
Full Name: Barbara
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2000, 12:08 PM
Comments: *Loved* the Charlton report! Especially Pringle. And thanks for being complimentary about us. Your silver programme bewildered our fans too! I dont know of another site that opposition fans love to read as much as this one, you ought to get these published at the end of the season or something.
 
Full Name: Joa
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2000, 7:55 AM
Comments: ha ha ha ha. Great site matey.

From the other Gills season ticket holder !!

p.s. If youy want to visit our message board, go to www.gillinghamfc.co.uk then go to messageboard. See you there.
 
Full Name: Ryan Murphy
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/14/2000, 5:32 AM
Comments: I am a Gillingham FC season ticket holder, and would like to say that this is one of the funniest club sites I have been on. Quite ingenious. BTW, MArcus Browning looks like a useful acquisition for us, although he's only just returning from knee ligament injury.
 
Full Name: Tapani Olkku
Home Page: http://tapsu.cjb.net
Date and Time: 1/13/2000, 2:52 AM
Comments: As Chris Eastwood said on the list - truly a top class site!! Keep it up!
 
Full Name: Jonny Haigh
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/12/2000, 1:49 PM
Comments: Said it before but I'll say it again - top site! Even opposing fans like it! Hope you get the other games done soon, looking forward to them. Cheers Dan!
 
Full Name: Tom Herbert
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/12/2000, 1:31 PM
Comments: This site is absolutly fantastic. I have never seen a better website, and as updated regularly so that it doesnt get boring it maintains its superiority. I visit every couple of days, and i find it hilarious. Keep up the good work!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/12/2000, 4:58 AM
Comments: Steve is doing just fine - well done again to Gillingham. The only downside was that neither of the two ex-Town strikers could play. Best of luck to Gillingham for the rest of the season and especially to big Iffy and tiny Rodney (both of who feature in match reports - Swindon and Wimbledon)
 
Full Name: Radio Stoat
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/12/2000, 3:27 AM
Comments: Thanks for the thanks.
Send our love to Stevie

Up The Gills

Radio Stoat

PS Please catch Man City
 
Full Name: Pledge
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2000, 5:19 PM
Comments: Nice one for putting your Gills tribute up so soon.

Is ourt old boy Steve Bruce still doing the business for you lot?
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2000, 9:25 AM
Comments: What are the odds on a pair of Seamususses signing my guestbook at exactly the same time? Wow, fantastic!
 
Full Name: Graham Hudson
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2000, 8:17 AM
Comments: Cracking site with good humour !!

I clearly remember Transparent Taff when he played for us in the 70's. It was visibly different then. Clearly, in those days he had many more friends on the team who were willing to pass to him. We used to shout
"o paque it in lads!"
 
Full Name: Seamus
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2000, 7:30 AM
Comments: Excellent site, came here to read the Birmingham report (10/10) and stayed to read the rest. Keep Right On, Seamus
 
Full Name: Seamus
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/11/2000, 7:29 AM
Comments: Excellent site, came here to read the Birmingham report (10/10) and stayed to read the rest. Keep Right On, Seamus
 
Full Name: Dave
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/10/2000, 4:50 PM
Comments: Brummie fan love the site especially our 12 sec goal & the ref kit hope to see you next season in
the prem .
DAVE
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/10/2000, 6:47 AM
Comments: If anyone hasn't tried the 2 links on the bottom of the match reports page then please give them a try. One is a Fulham page, the other a Wealdstone page and both feature match reports similar to mine but the file sizes are much smaller.
They're both fantastic sites and well worth a look.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/10/2000, 4:52 AM
Comments: Thanks Laurence - have you tried Orm's site (there's a link to it on my reports page). It's low bandwidth friendly and contains some superb reports - the inspiration for this site.
The file size on here has always been a problem but I'm already cutting stuff out because of slow download times. I'd like to add much more to the reports/cartoons but unfortunately both time and file size restrictions prevent this. If anyone wants to fund the site so I can spend 10 hours a day on it then I'd be happy to listen to offers ;-)
 
Full Name: Ian Freedman
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/10/2000, 3:55 AM
Comments: as one of the Birmingham neanderthals I must congratulate you on the excellent
match report when we scored that 12 second cracker!there's a lot of us highly amused by your efforts,nice one.It's great to see some real humour.all the best.
 
Full Name: Laurence
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/9/2000, 6:01 PM
Comments: AMAZING site! The only problem is i am on screaming.net (don't laugh!) so it takes ages to load. However when I am at University I have a fast connection so in the next few days I am going to look at every single page!
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/9/2000, 5:08 PM
Comments: If I could get my hands on our defence I bl**dy well would kill them! This is the next best thing ;-)
 
Full Name: Michael Johnson BCFC
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/9/2000, 3:11 PM
Comments: i like your 12 second nap
its great to see someone make light fun of a game instead of threatening to kill every one else

well done

pogo
 
Full Name: phil cartwright
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/5/2000, 6:49 AM
Comments: Eeh, by eck! It's reet grand to visit. A breath of fresh air that reminds me of my holiday trips to Morecambe!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/5/2000, 4:21 AM
Comments: Carl - If I'm short of ideas for my reports can I contact you for ideas?
 
Full Name: carl
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/5/2000, 4:04 AM
Comments: bradford are sh*** so are leeds mcfc, nufc
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/4/2000, 5:24 PM
Comments: Keith, go take a lie down and before you know it there'll be a cure available for yourself and other people with such strange mental defects.
The fact that you don't like the most popular sport on the planet can mean only 2 things -
1) You're wrong
2) You're odd
 
Full Name: KEITH APPLETON
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/4/2000, 9:59 AM
Comments: BUT ....... BUT .......
IT'S ALL ABOUT FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL .......... !

NICE PICTURES THOUGH, PITY THEY ARE ABOUT FOOTBALL!
 
Full Name: MCFC Moose
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/1/100, 5:35 PM
Comments: Wicked Taff. Couldn't stop grunting reading those match reports! Uggghhh ug uggghh!
Top site, Ug.
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/1/100, 4:52 PM
Comments: I remember a few weeks back when they failed to score at all and we scored 1 ... your 10-1 victory got you 3 points ... our 1-0 victory got us 6 ;-)
 
Full Name: Mawders
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/1/100, 2:48 PM
Comments: Top stuff, dead funny match reports.

Mawders

PS Re-mem-mem, re-mem-ber-member, re-mem-mem, re-mem-ber-member, re-mem-mem, re-mem-ber-member, when, when, City scored 10!
 
Full Name: Dan
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/1/100, 10:32 AM
Comments: FANTASTIC - MY GUESTBOOK SUFFERS FROM THE Y2K BUG ... I AM SO PROUD
 
Full Name: Stewart
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 1/1/100, 9:22 AM
Comments: Dan,nice -one ps Taylor is paranoid?
 
Full Name: Seasonticketless Saddler
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/27/99, 5:05 AM
Comments: Absolutely spiffing site - would have liked to have seen a report on the "mighty" Walsall though. All the Town fans I know are really sad people - you must be the exception!
See you in the Panasonic stand in March.
 
Full Name: Glenn
Home Page: http://www.port-vale.co.uk/
Date and Time: 12/27/99, 4:41 AM
Comments: Or the messageboard is -

http://www.port-vale.co.uk/wwwboard/index.html

Your match reports are great, really very funny indeed.

See you April 24th ?

Glenn
Valiant
 
Full Name: steve rushton
Home Page: http://come.to/walsallfc
Date and Time: 12/27/99, 3:01 AM
Comments: What an origianl site...must take you ages to do your match reports. Haven't had as much fun reading another teams site before. Puts my boring site to shame!
 
Full Name: Dav
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/24/99, 8:39 AM
Comments: top site danny, i have never had as many laughs at a scousers expense in all my life
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/23/99, 7:57 AM
Comments: Netscape problems should now be fixed - sorry for this oversight!
 
Full Name: Taff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/23/99, 7:00 AM
Comments: Surely Portsmouth have some decent sites? Your fans are without doubt the best I've come across in terms of vocal support in Division 1 - non-stop singing all the way through games ... top stuff. Apart from the bell ringing bloke, that's just plain daft.
Crewe fans are without doubt the best in terms of friendliness though - always ready to shake your hand after they've been thrasged at home! They might gain revenge on boxing day though.
 
Full Name: chris
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/23/99, 6:09 AM
Comments: Great match reports. I think you should tranfer your support to Pompey as we could do with a site as good as this (and we need cheering up). I look forward to the report on the february 5th game. Excellent stuff.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 4:56 PM
Comments: I'm sure Liverpool are very happy at the 'support' received by armchair fans worldwide. I think you need to look up the word 'support' in a dictionary and see what it means. Like I've said in the report ... you don't experience the highs and lows. The highs aren't high without the lows (and vice versa of course).
 
Full Name: Armchair Cousin
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 2:55 PM
Comments: Dan upsets his auntie because she supports the great L'pool and the hero Titi. She admires his devotion, but she wishes it wasn't to such a lost cause.
 
Full Name: Stuart
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 9:52 AM
Comments: Brilliant, subtle and very funny, yet nothing that would upset your old auntie (unless she supported another team). Have just sent Xmas cards to two Man City fans and one Baggies fan. Memo to Steve Bruce: this man must be given a directorship and share options so that Man Utd can't poach him - he is as good for morale as Steve Bruce
 
Full Name: Taff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 8:55 AM
Comments: With teams topping the Premier and Division 1 this Xmas I think we'll be partying that bit more than the Southerners!
 
Full Name: STFC STROUD
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 8:52 AM
Comments: NORTHENERS
HAPPY XMAS, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BE HAPPY THAT IS.
 
Full Name: Transparent Taff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 4:26 AM
Comments: Who am I? I've been described as the next Mark Pembridge I'll have you know. Read the Man City report part 2 for an explanation :-)
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 4:23 AM
Comments: Sarah, you have me confused with the large bearded bloke who looks down on everyone ... Ken Bates.
 
Full Name: M. Guilliot
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/22/99, 3:52 AM
Comments: Ha Ha Ha!! You is the funniest site on the net. But who is Taff? I have not heard of this player.
 
Full Name: Sarah T
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/21/99, 5:50 PM
Comments: Danny you are a God!
 
Full Name: Jason Hand
Home Page: http://www.angelfire.com/mt/erriers/townpage.html
Date and Time: 12/21/99, 12:53 PM
Comments: Well done, Great site that makes me laugh :o)
Town Xmas No1...That'll do me. Keep up the good work.
Up The Town...Down The Sadford.
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/21/99, 5:04 AM
Comments: I'll have a go Dave. They're not exactly the easiest of targets at the moment! I don't think the Dave Cowling jibes work as well now. The cards will be updated during the course of this week as I'm still not entirely happy with them. I'm sure I can come up with something for Leeds fans though ... watch this space!
 
Full Name: Dave Hey
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/21/99, 3:27 AM
Comments: Nice Site Dan. Can we have some stuff that's really insulting to L***s for the New Year for us old 'uns.
Who put the ball in the B******s net?
 
Full Name: Arran
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/20/99, 5:48 PM
Comments: What a great site, especially the greeting cards. Keep up the good work. Up the Town!!
 
Full Name: Danny
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/19/99, 5:02 PM
Comments: Hi Mike, can't get the Liverpool report to fail ... try it again and if it still doesn't work then I suggest hitting your PC with blunt pieces of furniture until it works. Maybe not.
 
Full Name: Mike Topping
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/19/99, 4:59 PM
Comments: Great site. Keep up the good work.
What's up with the L****pool part two?
It won't load for me.
Has some Scouser knicked it?
Top of the League for Xmas!
 
Full Name: Tom Whithead
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/19/99, 1:42 PM
Comments: good Town site, love the cartoons and cards
 
Full Name: Chris Taylor
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/19/99, 12:21 PM
Comments: Constant drivel, eh? Born with non-football-fan syndrome, eh? I'll 'ave you know when I was six I had a Liverpool Untied bathmat...
I thinks that counts me in for the loony bin, don't you?
P.S. Visit the website. Please.
 
Full Name: Transparent Taff
Home Page: None.
Date and Time: 12/18/99, 7:18 PM
Comments: Well, here we go again ...