Town lose top spot as bug hits (but is it flu or millennium?)

Bruce makes bid for Jaap Stam

Brucey gives us all an Xmas present

New site is launched

David Beresford joins Preston on loan

Following reports that an FA Cup final programme from 1922 featuring Town's success against Preston North End sold for £943 at a recent auction, I have searched my attic and discovered an old virtual match report from that same game. Here's a sample of it ... anyone wishing to buy the full report should contact me on the address below - bids start at £1,000

Town stewards begin the extensive process of testing armchair width so as to turn away any 'lifelong' Liverpool fans on Sunday who arrive with unsuitable furniture ...

BT engineers manage to trace the cause of last nights country-wide line interference following a commiseration call from Ben Thornley to Alan Ball ...

Last minute hitch as Keane opts to stay with Manchester United ...

Alan Curbishley and Steve Bruce enjoy an entertaining night in front of the television ...

The media coverage of Zico is starting to go a bit too far ...

And here's how a site which stoops as low as toilet humour would've covered the same theme ...

Joe Royle's stand after a home defeat against Town - shortly followed by a good hiding at Wolves and another home defeat against Stockport ... stop sniggering at the back!